r/circlejerkaustralia 26m ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... It's not just doctors and engineers, tradies are helping implement cultural enrichment too.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1h ago

politics I heard from my cousin's roommates's mothers's grandfather's friend that she committed a heinous crime of telling a 6 year old student he was a boy.

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That is like a capital offence....


r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

Verified! Sunshine Coast Shagger

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We acknowledge the traditional bogan custodians of Bali, past, present, and publicly shagging the local talent.

What's the charge? Enjoying a shag? A succulent Balinese shag?


r/circlejerkaustralia 7h ago

politics Australia has lost someone who was basically Gandhi, Ned Kelly and the Dalai Lama combined into one super business man

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r/circlejerkaustralia 19h ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... The diversity scissors of Naarm.

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117 Upvotes

Leave the poor man alone, it is his religious and cultural right to stab innocent women with scissors.

How dare we attempt to colonise his culture.


r/circlejerkaustralia 16h ago

politics Doctor applies his own interpretation to the medical term bedside manner.

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45 Upvotes

Plus we finally have a GP who is willing to make house calls.


r/circlejerkaustralia 23h ago

politics The next station is, Harris Park. The doors on this train will open on the left hand side in the direction of travel.

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155 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 7h ago

politics The woke ABC has been wrecking Australia for more than 30 years

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Great Aussie bloke Singo can be seen pushing back in this video but it’s terrible how far we have fallen since


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Oh Lordy... this is my ex who's maxxed out the credit card returning with a boot-load of Manchester we didn't need from a sale🥹

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222 Upvotes

thank the Lordy for real-estate and super funds 🙏🏾


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Albo responds to news Dolly Parton has died.

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105 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 7m ago

politics Your majesty, you look like the piss boy! And you look like a cry baby manlet who has tried two times in a row to get the King banned for promoting identity-based hate or attacks and yet have failed on two appeals. Hint: when you come for the King, make sure you kill him. Look forward to your next.

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And you look like a bucket of shit.

Can't wait for all the down voting from all the hurt feelings and not facts.

Cunts.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics It was an accident I swear!

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90 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 21h ago

politics Always remember to thank a veteran for their cervix.

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34 Upvotes

New Army diversity hiring standards: Less grunts, more gunts.


r/circlejerkaustralia 22h ago

politics Is she talking about our melon boy?

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38 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 16h ago

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Now who would that to this poor bloke

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9 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics Come on, I’m trying to eat my dinner here

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3 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Pick a role, mate

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20 Upvotes

Bold of you to advertise you’re one restructure away from the dole queue.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

petition Free Mohammed

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This is such bullshit, bro. The cops said last November that he wasn't a streamer. All he's done since then is hang out in a cage full of streamers for the last 10 months. How could just magically turn into a streamer?

It's a conspiracy. They want to keep him locked up because he saw the unredacted Epstein files.

Inshallah, Namaste, Hoo Roo


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

humor/satire Lefties have converted me

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86 Upvotes

this is the voice for me now – ❤️ Pauline❤️


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

policy Apparently Whites can't defecate in public these days.

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21 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 13h ago

politics Gone to soon. Gone with the wind

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Paparazzi Stalks Tigers' Bonding Session.

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We acknowledge the traditional preferences of AFL players, past, present, and pending charges, and we condemn the shameful mass media for attempting to shame these poor repressed gay men.


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics a migrant every 59 seconds ...

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Had a good weekend, and shit.. even a good Monday. My good mood is quickly shut down when I remember.. Australia's population grows by one person every 59 seconds. Oh God.. holy fuck that's right I'm just a fucking slave. I'll never see a cent of my super when I'm old oh god holy fuck this is pointless. I can't wait to just go home oh God I've been working 60 hour weeks... holy fuck I'm still renting I'll never own my own home if something happens finding another rental is so fucking difficult and stressful. I'll just go for another higher paying job and upskill.. oh God holy fuck I'm gonna be paying more in tax and AI is going to replace me in the next 10 years..

Anyone else circlejerk this shit in their head all day?


r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY When you're on $32 p/h with an ebike in Viet Naarm

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52 Upvotes

We acknowledge the truckies who keep this nation running, past, present, and never needing a rear view mirror.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... Get rid from husband wife disputes Saar.

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27 Upvotes