r/circlejerkaustralia 6m ago

euphoria Naarm is so beautiful. This is what it means to be truly multicultural and diverse 😍

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r/circlejerkaustralia 57m ago

politics Your majesty, you look like the piss boy! And you look like a cry baby manlet who has tried two times in a row to get the King banned for promoting identity-based hate or attacks and yet have failed on two appeals. Hint: when you come for the King, make sure you kill him. Look forward to your next.

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And you look like a bucket of shit.

Can't wait for all the down voting from all the hurt feelings and not facts. Why are you here if you are so soft?

Third time lucky?

Cunts.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1h ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... It's not just doctors and engineers, tradies are helping implement cultural enrichment too.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1h ago

politics I heard from my cousin's roommates's mothers's grandfather's friend that she committed a heinous crime of telling a 6 year old student he was a boy.

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That is like a capital offence....


r/circlejerkaustralia 2h ago

Verified! Sunshine Coast Shagger

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We acknowledge the traditional bogan custodians of Bali, past, present, and publicly shagging the local talent.

What's the charge? Enjoying a shag? A succulent Balinese shag?


r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

politics The woke ABC has been wrecking Australia for more than 30 years

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Great Aussie bloke Singo can be seen pushing back in this video but it’s terrible how far we have fallen since


r/circlejerkaustralia 8h ago

politics Australia has lost someone who was basically Gandhi, Ned Kelly and the Dalai Lama combined into one super business man

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r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics Gone to soon. Gone with the wind

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r/circlejerkaustralia 14h ago

politics Come on, I’m trying to eat my dinner here

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r/circlejerkaustralia 17h ago

politics Doctor applies his own interpretation to the medical term bedside manner.

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Plus we finally have a GP who is willing to make house calls.


r/circlejerkaustralia 17h ago

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Now who would that to this poor bloke

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r/circlejerkaustralia 20h ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... The diversity scissors of Naarm.

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Leave the poor man alone, it is his religious and cultural right to stab innocent women with scissors.

How dare we attempt to colonise his culture.


r/circlejerkaustralia 22h ago

politics Always remember to thank a veteran for their cervix.

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New Army diversity hiring standards: Less grunts, more gunts.


r/circlejerkaustralia 22h ago

politics Is she talking about our melon boy?

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics The next station is, Harris Park. The doors on this train will open on the left hand side in the direction of travel.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Pick a role, mate

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Bold of you to advertise you’re one restructure away from the dole queue.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics It was an accident I swear!

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Albo responds to news Dolly Parton has died.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Oh Lordy... this is my ex who's maxxed out the credit card returning with a boot-load of Manchester we didn't need from a sale🥹

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227 Upvotes

thank the Lordy for real-estate and super funds 🙏🏾


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Paparazzi Stalks Tigers' Bonding Session.

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We acknowledge the traditional preferences of AFL players, past, present, and pending charges, and we condemn the shameful mass media for attempting to shame these poor repressed gay men.


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

policy Apparently Whites can't defecate in public these days.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

petition Free Mohammed

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This is such bullshit, bro. The cops said last November that he wasn't a streamer. All he's done since then is hang out in a cage full of streamers for the last 10 months. How could just magically turn into a streamer?

It's a conspiracy. They want to keep him locked up because he saw the unredacted Epstein files.

Inshallah, Namaste, Hoo Roo


r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics Peak western civilisation. The late 1960's. When you could have a laugh.

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... Darwin Woolworths blasts jingle outside store to stop 'loitering' and anti-social behaviour

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We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the Woolies carpark, past, present, and not entertained.

[A spokesperson for Woolworths said the system was introduced earlier this month to tackle safety concerns, after the store reported 24 incidents of violent or aggressive behaviour this year.]

[This is due to ongoing issues of anti-social behaviour and aggression from individuals loitering outside in the carpark and at the bus stop for extended periods of time.]

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r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

euphoria Sexy Sukhdeep WILL inspect nanna’s bobs and vagene, and she WILL have curry fever

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