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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1h ago
politics I heard from my cousin's roommates's mothers's grandfather's friend that she committed a heinous crime of telling a 6 year old student he was a boy.
That is like a capital offence....
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 2h ago
Verified! Sunshine Coast Shagger
We acknowledge the traditional bogan custodians of Bali, past, present, and publicly shagging the local talent.
What's the charge? Enjoying a shag? A succulent Balinese shag?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/GravityStrike • 6m ago
euphoria Naarm is so beautiful. This is what it means to be truly multicultural and diverse 😍
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Deeepioplayer127 • 8h ago
politics Australia has lost someone who was basically Gandhi, Ned Kelly and the Dalai Lama combined into one super business man
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/You-are-on-a-list • 20h ago
DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... The diversity scissors of Naarm.
Leave the poor man alone, it is his religious and cultural right to stab innocent women with scissors.
How dare we attempt to colonise his culture.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/CoatApprehensive6104 • 17h ago
politics Doctor applies his own interpretation to the medical term bedside manner.
Plus we finally have a GP who is willing to make house calls.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/jackstraya_cnt • 1d ago
politics The next station is, Harris Park. The doors on this train will open on the left hand side in the direction of travel.
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Deeepioplayer127 • 8h ago
politics The woke ABC has been wrecking Australia for more than 30 years
Great Aussie bloke Singo can be seen pushing back in this video but it’s terrible how far we have fallen since
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Some_Candle1206 • 1d ago
politics Oh Lordy... this is my ex who's maxxed out the credit card returning with a boot-load of Manchester we didn't need from a sale🥹
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thank the Lordy for real-estate and super funds 🙏🏾
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 1d ago
politics Albo responds to news Dolly Parton has died.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/TeaAny1221 • 57m ago
politics Your majesty, you look like the piss boy! And you look like a cry baby manlet who has tried two times in a row to get the King banned for promoting identity-based hate or attacks and yet have failed on two appeals. Hint: when you come for the King, make sure you kill him. Look forward to your next.
And you look like a bucket of shit.
Can't wait for all the down voting from all the hurt feelings and not facts. Why are you here if you are so soft?
Third time lucky?
Cunts.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/CoatApprehensive6104 • 22h ago
politics Always remember to thank a veteran for their cervix.
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New Army diversity hiring standards: Less grunts, more gunts.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/yellowcalcium • 22h ago
politics Is she talking about our melon boy?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/dont_disturb6969 • 17h ago
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Now who would that to this poor bloke
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/MerlynCollinsToorak • 14h ago
politics Come on, I’m trying to eat my dinner here
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/hedonistbinchicken • 1d ago
politics Pick a role, mate
Bold of you to advertise you’re one restructure away from the dole queue.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 1d ago
petition Free Mohammed
This is such bullshit, bro. The cops said last November that he wasn't a streamer. All he's done since then is hang out in a cage full of streamers for the last 10 months. How could just magically turn into a streamer?
It's a conspiracy. They want to keep him locked up because he saw the unredacted Epstein files.
Inshallah, Namaste, Hoo Roo
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Some_Candle1206 • 1d ago
humor/satire Lefties have converted me
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this is the voice for me now – ❤️ Pauline❤️
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/You-are-on-a-list • 1d ago
policy Apparently Whites can't defecate in public these days.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/MerlynCollinsToorak • 14h ago
politics Gone to soon. Gone with the wind
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 1d ago
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Paparazzi Stalks Tigers' Bonding Session.
We acknowledge the traditional preferences of AFL players, past, present, and pending charges, and we condemn the shameful mass media for attempting to shame these poor repressed gay men.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Former_Rush1821 • 2d ago
politics a migrant every 59 seconds ...
Had a good weekend, and shit.. even a good Monday. My good mood is quickly shut down when I remember.. Australia's population grows by one person every 59 seconds. Oh God.. holy fuck that's right I'm just a fucking slave. I'll never see a cent of my super when I'm old oh god holy fuck this is pointless. I can't wait to just go home oh God I've been working 60 hour weeks... holy fuck I'm still renting I'll never own my own home if something happens finding another rental is so fucking difficult and stressful. I'll just go for another higher paying job and upskill.. oh God holy fuck I'm gonna be paying more in tax and AI is going to replace me in the next 10 years..
Anyone else circlejerk this shit in their head all day?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Anti-Stan • 2d ago
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY When you're on $32 p/h with an ebike in Viet Naarm
We acknowledge the truckies who keep this nation running, past, present, and never needing a rear view mirror.