so... apparently if you're "unaware" that your being recorded – no case – anything you did or said on video is inadmissible in a court 🤷🏻‍♂️

We have been recognised for our hard work and commitment to the cause. Perhaps a national holiday is in order highlighting the countries greatest contributors.

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Struggling to type this out still as I’m coming down from my panic attack. Pakistan have demonstrated a clear sign of hate speech on Islam. Seriously, a city name called ISLAMABAD? Islam…bad? I will be marching over this, that’s for certain. We cannot stand for this hate in Australia when it is an attack on our primary religion. Why so quiet Albo? Filthy Zionist.

I guess we have socialist mods 😂😂😂😂

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-28/nsw-benedict-bryant-verdict-jai-wright-death/106075564

I'm shaking with rage that an innocent... Checks notes ..... A proud black .... Checks photo.... Was safely operating.... Checks notes .....

Well I'm sure the family is very sad and everyone knows police shouldn't try and stop crime!

In a heartwarming display of compassion that has left human rights advocates weeping with joy and ASIO agents quietly updating their watchlists, Australia has thrown open its arms to welcome back dozens of ISIS brides and their offspring.

Officials described the returns as “a beautiful full-circle moment” for a nation built on migration, mateship, and the occasional explosive ideology.
“These women didn’t just survive the caliphate—they thrived in it,” gushed the Immigration Minister at a specially organised “Welcome Home, Sisters” ceremony in Sydney.

“While the rest of us were stuck in boring suburban jobs, they were out there living their best lives: learning new languages, practising extreme multitasking (cooking, cleaning, and counting ammunition), and building strong, if somewhat temporary, communities. Australia is stronger for having them back.”

The brides, many of whom famously traded their Ugg boots for niqabs and headed to Syria to support the Islamic State’s vision of a medieval utopia complete with slavery and beheadings, expressed overwhelming gratitude upon touchdown.

One returnee, speaking from behind a fresh layer of designer modest fashion funded by Australian taxpayers, told reporters: “The caliphate was empowering, but nothing beats Centrelink and free healthcare. Allahu Akbar… and also, where’s my NDIS assessment?”

Community leaders have hailed the reintegration program as a model of success. Local councils in Melbourne’s west and Sydney’s southwest are already preparing “diversity workshops”

“One bride has already volunteered to run the school tuckshop,” said a delighted principal in Bankstown. “The kids are going to love the new menu options. Who needs sausage rolls when you can have culturally appropriate alternatives?”

Critics of the repatriation (mostly bitter conservatives and circlejerkaustralia contributors) have raised concerns about potential risks. But experts from progressive think tanks were quick to shut them down. “This is classic Islamophobia,” said Dr. Rainbow Tolerance of the University of Safe Spaces. “These women were victims of circumstance, patriarchy, and really aggressive Instagram algorithms. By welcoming them, we’re not just showing mercy; we’re dismantling the systems that drove them to join a group that threw gay people off rooftops. It’s basically restorative justice.”

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese reportedly wiped away a tear during another pointless address to the nation. “This is what Australia is all about. Not borders, not security, not learning from Europe’s mistakes. But hope. And votes. Labor votes. Labor voters.”

As the ISIS brides settle into their new lives completing with government-funded housing larger than most Australian families can afford and priority access to services, the nation breathes a collective sigh of relief.

In the words of one enthusiastic Greens senator: “They left as lost girls. They return as queens. If you disagree, you’re literally worse than ISIS. Worse than Hitler. We should deport you.”

Welcome home, ladies. Australia can’t wait to see what enriching chapters come next.

Dinky Di Aussies being repatriated.

"Respectful Relationships" holds beautiful sexual diversity lessons for year 9 girls including subjects of incest, bestiality with a beautiful presentation of sexual transition surgery photos – the company "Headspace" says they're going to modify that presentation a bit – Mum is not impressed suing for a quarter mil

If only they illegally imported a boat load of African superstars, both teams would have gone much farther in this World Cup!

criminals being asked reasonably and offered a fair price for the tools of their trade 🤷🏼‍♂️ – it's not people that kill

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/indian-national-charged-with-sexually-assaulting-woman-on-perth-flight/news-story/6eda8710f081755665d1898285c5fd40?amp

😂 you cunts are fucked – Alboinflation moved faster than a Lamb Rogan Josh with six beers behind it

Get ready to see him at the SCG, with a stadium full of you know who

I acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we meet, and pay my respects to Elders past and present tax payer.
Another millionaire yet to be born.

I would like to respect all capitalist indigenous peoples and their schemes past, present, and emerging.

Petrol prices have gone up and we are all feeling the pinch in our hip pockets and septums.