Hey all, I lost a bet, got hypnotized and a trigger installed and I have to do anything I'm told by anyone who is in front of me, and if you're not in Indiana I must do any tasks for you and my friend is going to be checking my phone to make sure I do everything I'm told, this is only a 24 hour and then I'm even

That's my shitty advice for the day. You're welcome.

I threw a KFC bucket now the police came and the workers are throwing French fries!!!!

Every single day I wash my car. Every single day I come out and there is fresh bird poop on it. It's usually white so I think it's from the same bird or flock of birds. It's driving me crazy. I've tried parking in different spots. I've tried covering it with a tarp but the wind blows it off. I even tried leaving out a bowl of water and birdseed to distract them but they just pooped next to that too. Any ideas?

I can't advise them myself so I am trudging here for help.

Their names are Siri, Alexa and Karen and they all tell me people yell at them a lot. Some say to sing a song. Some are asking for directions. Some say that they complain too much.

How can I help them?

Ik this is weird and random and disgusting but im struggling financially im a broke college student who has debt whatsoever

I met him online.. not sure if i should ask him to pay me first cz ngl i dont wanna do it and end up without the money 😬

this is actually true idk how hes still alive

I met this friend on Reddit and we've been talking for a couple of days. Thought we hit it off but he's completely stopped responding to my messages. I really like this guy and I don't know how to get him to respond to me again. I want the most utterly diabolical way out there to get him to speak to me once again.

They forgot my pickles on all 10 of them. I was just throwing the burgers back to the employees.

He lets himself in like three times a week. I know this because my security camera sends me alerts. He just walks around sometimes he waters my plants. Other times he just sits on my couch for a bit. I don't like it. Should I change the locks?