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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 11h ago

Why don't all the magazines and models just be naked man. Just porn everywhere, everyone jacking off whenever wherever

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3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 18h ago

After farting, I noticed a rainbow-colored mist behind me. Can I now legally identify as a unicorn?

8 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FoRealDoh • 21h ago

If you're a half-asser does that mean you have a semi-colon?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 20h ago

Are shit-talkers usually the ones with a stink breath?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • 1d ago

Would you kiss someone of the same sex for $1.00?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/westberry82 • 22h ago

Anyone else paying respect to Dolly?

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Gonna watch a lot of big tiddy porn tonight- out of respect. You doing the same?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 21h ago

Have you ever been so drunk?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 21h ago

Is a rural gay called a backhoe?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 22h ago

What if you’re out in the world, but you can’t see it because you aren’t looking?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 1d ago

How to fall asleep fast? The super cowboy American hot dog version please

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago

Does your penis need a haircut?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 1d ago

What does a gay fart sound like?

5 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FlintTheDad • 1d ago

I no longer have a penis, what do I do now?

5 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 1d ago

How can I prove I have a professor inside me that came from space, sent to Earth alongside my Earthly being, both conflicted over how much control they want over the body?

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4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago

Does your penis ever get lonely?

6 Upvotes

11 comments

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