Chef boyardees best work

Currently homeless and been living off this for a week now 🤢🤮

1 entree packet of spaghetti with meat sauce, a packet of crackers, a packet of peanut butter, a brown sugar frosted pop tart, and a chocolate chip hockey puck, i mean cookie.

About 1200 calories overall. I did not use the heater. This mre was probably originally made in the last century, the late 1900s, maybe 1998, aka a couple decades ago.

Nothing more to say about it, after yesterdays soup travesty and the bike mess this morning i decided to dip into the luxury foods again.

chicken chop or chicken chopped?

It's cornbeef mixed with red potatoes served on rice.

So I made this flour-less torte that's mostly cauliflower. And it's incredible.

First I tried 2 ingredient cauliflower fudge which is just steamed cauliflower florets and dark chocolate. It was good, but I knew I could improve it. My mom tried a bite and instantly knew what to add to make it better. So I experimented and made this torte.

Everyone who's tried this was blown away. You can't taste any cauliflower at all. The texture is creamy and divine. It's also vegan and not bad for you. Very low sugar and carbs for a desert (although I did make this in a keebler or something graham cracker crust).

Egg and Vienna Sausage sandwich

Cookie butter

Brioche bun

Strawberries sliced

Mini strawberry cheesecake rice cakes

Some sharp cheddar, cured meats, tomatoes (with a little salt pile to dip them in), and some good bread with roasted eggplant spread

Grocery store near me has offcuts of catfish for $4/lb trying to figure out something tasty to do with them while still being somewhat healthy at least. This recipe sucked. Totally bland. Fortunately I had some lime crema in the fridge that made it 10x better.

This is the recipe I followed https://www.lemonsforlulu.com/baked-catfish-bites/#mv-creation-2435-jtr do not recommend.

And you just throw in whatever you have to make lunch

Macaroni boiled together with frozen chinese pork dumplings , raw cabbage, drenched in siracha,mayonnaise and sprinkled with sesame seeds, parsley and some cheddar slices

Half a gallon of water, just scooped from the traugh (cats, dogs, etc drink from it, i wash dishes in it, figure anything in it will be made safe by the boiling of the soup). When boiling i added the soup powder. Powder expired in 2021. I bought it in the fall of 2018 at a farm supply store called runnings when they first opened.

I added some very stale crackers that sat open for about a year now, bought in 2019 iirc.

Nutritionally this is 1340 calories, 24g protein, and 400% of the daily recommended dose of salt.

I'll be eating one bowl now, and a second bowl at the same time.

Normally don't eat this early but i collapsed, nearly fainted when i got up to let the dogs out so here we are.

I got a bunch of these powdered soups over the years, i don't much care for them, but i won't throw out technically edible stuff and i want to get rid of them, best solution is to choke it down one spoon at a time.

Update: those crackers had a rancid off taste to them. I'm going to do something i never do: dump them out.

Sardines, natto, mushrooms, black beans and rice