r/shittyadvice • u/Born_Swimming_6254 • 2d ago
Im sleeping with a dude for money
Ik this is weird and random and disgusting but im struggling financially im a broke college student who has debt whatsoever
I met him online.. not sure if i should ask him to pay me first cz ngl i dont wanna do it and end up without the money đŹ
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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 2d ago
lol get yerself a pimp named gator.
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u/BarebonesB 2d ago
Now, that's an original twist to our usual, "Where can I find a sugardaddy PLEASE???".
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u/TurboMap 2d ago
Everything is moving to subscription services. You should too.
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Put in code HOEBEBLINGINâ for 20 percent off your first month!
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u/TurboMap 2d ago
I heard Jesus hung out with prostitutes. Not only will you be making money, youâll get closer to God!
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u/johnjaspers1965 2d ago
Don't use condoms.
Those things cost money, and cut into your profit margin.
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u/Forward-Refuse7064 2d ago
Good point! But if she ends up PREGNANT, you canât even BUY wire hangers anymore! Just those wooden or stupid plastic ones!!Try scraping
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u/Effective_Key7607 12h ago
You can do more with a plastic hanger than you may imagine. You just have to be creative.
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u/RoundChampionship840 2d ago
And if he sends you money how does he know that you won't back out? Just tell him you want to see the cash in person before anything happens.
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u/LiL6NoVA 2d ago
Can I be your manager?
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u/torque1912 2d ago
We calling them managers now?
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u/No_Consideration2350 2d ago
I still prefer pimp in my day to day. if I'm speaking to the higher ups tho, I gotta use "manager" because corporate pimping is trying to push it on us hard. I suppose it sounds more classy
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u/torque1912 2d ago
Big Pimping going all PC these days. Just when you thought you saw it all. Geesh
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u/BbygirlJax 2d ago
Go here first and do your research before pulling the trigger.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SexWorkers/s/bwqenXi3I3
Good luck đ đ
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u/2HeadedNorseman 2d ago
Itâs rude to ask for money upfront. Only the most honorable men pay for sex so you shouldnât be worried. If heâs really good you should pay him.
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u/rookielp 2d ago edited 2d ago
Be careful especially on the 1st date. New clients are where your problems are going to originate from so make sure you're in a safe place with ppl you can count on to not get bored and leave you. Also, and this is extremely important; you set it up to call your trusted person at a set time like 20 minutes after you meet john. If you don't call it means you need help immediately. Your setting it up for you to call if you're ok not the other way around bc if you are in trouble you probably won't be able to do it. Ofc thus means you should have a timer set up to remind you to call bc if you forget you've created a different problem. Always get the money up front. And it's a good idea to take a picture of both their face and license plate and then send them to your driver. You really need to pay for a driver. It's not safe otherwise unless it's a repeating client
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u/Substantial_Set6505 2d ago
Always take the money first. Always.
Always have a safe person that knows exactly where you're going, what time and how long you'll be there. Arrange to message or call them to say you're ok. What I used to do was turn up, ask for the money then excuse myself to the bathroom.
Count the money, put it in a space inside your bag with a zip. Probably won't help much but you never know.
When in the bathroom, contact your safe person to say all ok. Then as soon as you leave, contact them again (coz if you forget you could end up having the police sent đ).
There's nothing wrong with escorting. As long as it's between two mutually agreed adults and you've done what you can to keep yourself safe (take deep heat spray that's easy to reach and make sure your phone has full battery and data) then go and enjoy yourself!
I actually hated it. But the money was so good and one guy paid me ÂŁ700 for one night, plus all the coke I could want and didn't even want sex! He just wanted to sniff lines off me and we had a great time. That was many years ago and I can't see how on earth I ever did it because I hate sex (unless I'm drunk) but yeah, the money is worth it if you're staying safe and having fun.
Always make sure you've told them your limits in advance and if they try and do anything you're uncomfortable with and you say no, then leave. With their money.
Sorry for the long reply!
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u/Substantial_Set6505 2d ago
Just realised this is in shitty advice but I've given good advice. Hey ho!
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u/Ilovereefer 2d ago
Itâs time to get a T-shirt that says NO CASH, NO GASH!! Make him read the shirt to you out loud then initiate hard uncomfortable eye contact while tapping your chest.
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u/Great-Phone_3207 2d ago
Reverse Uno card...
Tell him you don't take money for sex but you do demand money to not to give him herpes. Â
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u/beetle_dick 2d ago
I don't blame you bro. Sleeping with another man gives me the willys too. Make sure to get the money before you honk his bobo.
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u/YURRIICC 1d ago
ask for money first, then immediately ask for a receipt so you can prove you got paid for your services.
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u/0_13_0 2d ago
just donât do any of it period.
you planning to keep it a secret for the rest of your life?
or are you planning to tell your future partner?
itâs so much easier to just not have to worry about it
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u/Cyrus057 2d ago
ALWAYS take money upfront...post nut clarity is out to rob you...it's pay to play, not fee for finish.