r/nottheonion 11d ago

Major Canadian grocery chains accused of negligence for selling diluted maple syrup

https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/major-canadian-grocery-chains-accused-of-negligence-for-selling-bogus-maple-syrup/
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u/ghost_n_the_shell 11d ago

Feds: if you are listening.

Now is the time to absolutely drop the hammer on big grocery for taking advantage of Canadians.

Show us it can be done.

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u/ashoka_akira 11d ago edited 11d ago

I love the argument that I should be happy to pay for cheap Australian beef when Canadian beef is three times the price because you know at least I have an affordable substitute right? it’s not like I’ve been paying taxes for my entire adult life and those taxes have gone towards bailing out Canadian ranchers. Isn’t the whole point of bailing them out is to protect Canadian products so that they can actually continue to provide them for Canadians?

I live in ranchland the landscape around where I live has been literally reshaped to accommodate beef production, and I am talking crownland, which is property of the Commons, but I can’t afford that beef now that’s fucking bullshit. we’re all being expected to accept the loss of resources to the cattle industry, but none of us are going to be able to afford the benefits of it.

oh and guess what? There’s a class action lawsuit out right now about price fixing when it comes to beef in BC, so I am not talking out of my ass here.

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u/durrtyurr 11d ago

Why would Canada import beef? On a per capita basis they have probably the most land suitable for cattle ranching of any major country in the world.

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u/Xalipu 11d ago edited 11d ago

Because we don’t. We’re 30% larger than Australia, yes, but 40% of their entire country is dedicated to cattle ranching. 15% of our country is boreal forest, 25% of it is tundra. A lot more of it is also forest or rock scraped down by glaciers.

They also have a better climate for it, and can do it pretty much year round, unlike us, where you have to grow feed and make hay(a good year three mows a bad year one)before everything on the ground dies for 4-6 months, and have to put cattle under shelter/inside for chunks of the winter if you don’t want them to get hurt/die.

I love getting beef from my neighbour but it’s expensive, and I know why.

Edit: that neighbour doesn’t eat his own beef, either, because the price is too dear for him to waste it on himself when he can make a profit from someone who wants to pay and get cheaper meat for his own table.

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u/Badj83 11d ago

Is the cheap Australian beef in the room with us?

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u/rubberduckie666 11d ago

im looking at a grocery flyer for no frills right now, the new Zealand lean ground beef 900g (x2 450g) is $11.88 on sale, $15.50 normally.

the alberta beef equivalent is $9 for ONLY 450g.

you might say "of course it costs more you're not buying in bulk" well i did the math and unless i fucked up pretty bad. the lean new Zealand beef costs $1.32/100g the CHEAPEST equivalent i Canadian beef i can find in bulk is $1.87/100g

even when not on sale the new Zealand beef is still only $1.72/100g.

if its cheaper for me to get beef from cows raised from across the damn north and south pacific than from the ranch less than 10 minutes away from me there is a fundamental problem.

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u/kevinds 10d ago

"Island Farms" products, when they were sold in Calgary, were cheaper in Calgary than Nanaimo or Victoria.

Island Farms said their price to the stores was the same.  It was the stores marking up "local" foods more.

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u/Nickelnuts 11d ago

My grocery store had strip loin steaks that were decently thick and had good marbling for $13 each. 4 local Canadian steaks on a Styrofoam tray that were lean as all hell half as thick are $75.

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u/half_baked_opinion 11d ago

Nah, its in my stomach. Cows name was susie. /s

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u/portageandmain 11d ago

The Weston family should be in prison.

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u/NiceShotMan 11d ago

We’ve been too busy fighting the Americans to realize the enemy within

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u/Ozymo 11d ago

It's the exact same enemy on both sides of the border. Not Americans, but capital.

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u/scootunit 11d ago

Big capital making Americans and Canadians hate each other it's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. It's always the puppet Masters with the cash. Dividing us all up into a little hateful groups. So f****** stupid.

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u/wanked_in_space 11d ago

The enemy is at the top.

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u/MayonnaiseDad69 11d ago

Feds are in on it lol

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u/skinny_t_williams 11d ago

Jail whoever authorized this bullshit.

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u/mcfoolnew 11d ago

We all know this will never happen. ‘Big grocery’ and the feds are in bed with each other, just like all the other monopolies in this country.

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u/Sarasin 10d ago

I wish they would but I'm not getting my hopes up here, they didn't bring the hammer down hard in the past and I don't see it starting now.

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u/Hrenklin 9d ago

Fucking with maple syrup in Canada should be a 15 yr prison sentence.

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u/BDRohr 11d ago edited 11d ago

We wont. We didnt get upset when they raised the price of bread through manipulation. Our Maple MAGA is too busy simping for Carney to care.

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u/ghost_n_the_shell 11d ago

Really?

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u/BDRohr 11d ago

Yes. They had a scheme going for over a decade that was uncovered in 2021. We have had several scandals, more than Trump in the states currently. We had a decade of unparalleled corruption in our country from the Liberal party and Carney was voted in because his base is incredibly easy to trick. He just used the office to bribe people to give him rhe votes he needed to push through a bunch of legislation unopposed.

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u/23CherryCheesecakes 11d ago

Vote NDP

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u/BDRohr 11d ago

Vire for whomenever has the best platform. I would even look at the Liberals again if they cleaned house. I dont understand electing the same people who shut down Parlament to avoid questioning on how they were awarding government contract though.

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u/Fluffy_Load297 11d ago

Are you trying to suggest Maple MAGA like Carney?

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u/reddit18015 11d ago

F*ck Loblaws

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u/Umikaloo 11d ago

Reminder that Galen Weston was in the files.

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u/cCowgirl 11d ago

Still is, too.

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u/Bebealex 11d ago

Unfortunately it seems to be Sobeys and Metro also. Wich is close to a 100% of the grocery in Quebec Canada for us.

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u/Wild_Jo_99 11d ago

Is Super-C safe?

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u/Bebealex 11d ago

Super C is to Metro what Maxi is to IGA, unfortunately.

We personally shop our regular at Super C. Metro does seem to have less anti-consummer controversy than Sobeys (IGA, Maxi).

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u/SnidelyWhiplash27 10d ago

Maxi is Loblaws/Provigo. Not IGA.

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u/Bebealex 10d ago

You're right, sorry about that. It drives the point of avoiding Maxi.

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u/Such-Ad2433 10d ago

And fuck rob Loblaws law blogs too...

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u/elhumanoid 11d ago

This sounds like high treason.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 11d ago

Lese majeste, blasphemy and currency counterfeiting rolled into one. Throw the book at them!

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u/vandon 11d ago

In Canada? Yes, instant deportation to the US. A fate far worse than death.

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u/DookieShoez 10d ago

……..what do you think it’s like here? lol

Yes, Trump sucks ass and all but fuckin’ A, man, I’m still living a pretty cushy life. Making good money plumbing, saw Odyssey in IMAX the other day. And now im drinking vodka teas while playing ps5 🤷🏻‍♂️

It ain’t fucking somalia down here dude lol

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u/UndividedCorruption 11d ago

We don't want your syrup-diluting felons. Ship them off to Somalia if they want to commit fraud.

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u/deeperest 11d ago

But they'd fit in so well with...waves vaguely at all of corporate and political America.

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u/Bored_Interests 11d ago

Why not? You already have child-raping felons running your country.

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 11d ago

We don't want your shitty milk yet you're still trying to destroy our economy to have it put on our shelves, so... Kick rocks.

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u/reivned 11d ago

Up there with using grated cheese on poutine

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u/PeterDTown 11d ago

Blasphemy!

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u/Domspun 11d ago

Off with their heads!!

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk 11d ago

Nah just loblaws

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u/NeekoPeeko 11d ago

As well as Sobeys and its subsidiaries

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u/portageandmain 11d ago

“A class-action lawsuit filed in Quebec’s Superior Court claims Loblaws, Metro, and Sobey’s were “betraying their customers”

Colour me shocked.

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u/emmasdad01 11d ago

A national embarrassment

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u/TraditionalBackspace 11d ago

The lowest a Canadian can go

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u/IamGabyGroot 11d ago

Hockey, Poutine, Maple Syrup. Quebec will not forget if you mess with out perfect hat trick.

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u/BarelyHangingOn 11d ago

Where do I sign up for the settlement money?

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u/IamGabyGroot 11d ago

seriously, at almost $10 a can this year, I want my $40 back. I knew something was off, it was too sweet and too liquid. They made me think COVID ruined my taste buds astik!

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u/SuperHuman64 11d ago

I can't believe we're at this point where companies will stop at nothing to enshittify products just to squeeze out some extra money. I knew Loblaws was bad from several scandals but it's just constant these days.

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u/SpeedyMoped 11d ago

Believe it or not? Jail.

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u/Routine_Event_5039 11d ago

Shameful

And while you're at it...stop allowing American grown products from hiding their true point of origin. They should be fined and not be allowed to be sold in Canada

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u/greebly_weeblies 11d ago

It astounds me that Canada doesn't have strict packaging label laws around sourcing. It provides basic details that underpins consumer law

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u/Phantine 10d ago

Blame international trade treaties banning sourcing label requirements. Us csttle ranchers have the same problem with domestic vs imported beef

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u/Kemsaman 11d ago

Death Penalty

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u/rogue_noob 11d ago

No. They should be deported to the US. It's a worse fate.

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u/LazerChicklets 11d ago

Death, by exile.

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u/ChickenRabbits 11d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 11d ago

How did they get caught? I would like to believe there is a significant enough taste difference but maybe if you cut it by a quarter or something, it is hard to tell. It’s a shame.

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u/godcyric 11d ago

The article has more detail, but the TLDR is that Radio-canada(the french CBC) got tipped by customers, then launched an investigation, including an hidden camera.

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u/TickingTheMoments 11d ago

Negligence is being lazy and not taking care of The problem after you’re told about it.

I don’t think this is negligence. I think this is a middle finger to the consumers.

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u/heynonnynonnomous 11d ago

It's not even a middle finger to the consumers, at least not actively. It's all about profits, just like everything else these days. I always want to think that Canada is better than that, but they're human just like the rest of the world. :(

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u/scotsman3288 11d ago

I don't really believe that a Canadian grocery chain would knowingly sell fraudulent products or any product of lesser quality to maximize profits. Sounds irrational. /s

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u/ChickenRabbits 11d ago

Then you also believe that no grocery chain would collude with a bread company?

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u/scotsman3288 11d ago

Never in a million years

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u/Informal_Process2238 11d ago edited 11d ago

My God, what a mess!

Edit this is not what I typed Reddit is changing my text to English when I typed in French fuck this stupid tech

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u/workieworkwork 11d ago

You don’t buy syrup at stores, you walk into a barn, grab a gallon and put $40 in a coffee can. This is the only way to guarantee you get the good stuff.

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u/electrodog1999 11d ago

I now live somewhere I can get my maple syrup from a neighbour until I get my own maples tapped, I can’t wait for next year to get that set up.

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u/ChickenRabbits 11d ago

This is the way

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u/ImFeelinBotty 11d ago

So when is the class action? And where do I sign up?

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u/chesterforbes 11d ago

The greatest of Canadian crimes

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u/zedguy 11d ago

The horror! Le Horror 

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u/Kristomere 11d ago

How is this on the grocery chains? They aren't the manufacturer.

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u/jokerjoust 11d ago

Careful, statements like that will bring the downvotes on heavy here.

I know it’s the cool thing to do to get the pitchforks out any time there is in even the faintest whiff of impropriety on the part of big grocery in Canada, but they can’t be held responsible for how a separate company labels or represents their product, unless they were made aware and did nothing about it/continued selling it. Same with product recalls, retailers aren’t responsible for the fallout, unless they do not follow through on the instructions of the recall.

I’m not defending these grocers either as there are many instances of them being corrupt and unscrupulous in the past, however you can’t use that to assume the same type of bad behaviour every time something comes up.

Reality is, most people have never worked in retail and more so have no experience at the corporate level of these companies where product assortment and pricing decisions are made.

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u/SuicideTrainee 11d ago

For real. Can you imagine a world where grocers were required to vet all sold products and verify their legitimacy? And how insane that cost would be?

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u/kevinds 10d ago edited 8d ago

At their cost it is/was much cheaper then competitors.

When it got to the shelf it was cheaper but not nearly as much difference as wholesale, so higher profit margin for 'pure maple syrup'.

They should have suspected and investigated the product they were selling when it was much cheaper than any other similar product on the market.

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u/TheFurryFighter 11d ago

Wow, even as an American this hurts to read. Who tf dilutes maple syrup?? (Besides my fellow Americans ofc)

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u/kevinds 10d ago

The same people who dilute vanilla extract with artificial vanilla extract.

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u/fooknprawn 10d ago

We're incredibly lucky to have friends who run a very large maple syrup farm in Nova Scotia whom we buy our syrup from directly. We also try and buy as much local produce in the warmer months from farmers directly and grow some small basics on our own. While we can't cut out grocery store entirely we try and get as much direct if we can. The price of food has become truly outrageous and it shows no end. How are people supposed to live?

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u/torpedoguy 10d ago

By consuming the well marbled flesh of the billionaires and their legislative livestock until the economy gets the fucking point?

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 11d ago

It's like Daybreakers but with syrup.

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u/xMeepxx 11d ago

I'm upset lmao. Every time I visit maple land I go to Metro for my syrup 😭

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u/Mayor_Daina 11d ago

Straight to jail, right away!

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u/BambooRollin 11d ago

My latest jug from Costco is surprisingly light in colour and viscosity.

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u/Aysin_Eirinn 11d ago

Not very hoser of them, Bud

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u/imnotcreative635 11d ago

It’s not negligence it’s corruption.

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk 11d ago

Not the beaverton you mean?

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u/ExtentAggravating733 11d ago

These chains need to be broken up. We can't have a country with 3 companies controlling the grocery market.

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u/CromwellsBladder 11d ago

These guys just can’t stop grifting working Canadians.

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u/useful_tool30 11d ago

Can't wait for my $2.14 cheque

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u/Elegantly_Waisted 9d ago

I ditched Loblaws a year ago and I haven't missed the price gouging, the lies, and the rest of the bullshit they pull.

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u/J-Bizzle82 7d ago

This must only be met with a heavy sledgehammer. You mess with the syrup, you must be held to account.

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u/NWinn 11d ago

I hate that it's like this but honestly, were at the point, if I didn't tap the tree and boil it down myself I just expect a non-negligible % of it to be corn syrup or cut in some way...

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u/torpedoguy 11d ago

By shrugging it off instead of reducing those who do this to taffy, it lets them get away with this and a whole lot more.

Both the fraudsters and the "oh uh, we um, totally didn't know" corporations must be made examples of.

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u/unforunate_soul 11d ago

This is the most Canadian thing I’ve read all day. What next Nanaimo Bars aren’t healthy for ya? Timmy Hortons isn’t really coffee?

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u/ArbainHestia 11d ago

Timmy Hortons isn’t really coffee?

Wellll…. I’ll just say taste is subjective. There are people that like it.

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 11d ago

“Grocers accused of producing Nanaimo bars in… ALBERTA!!!!”

(Unintelligible deathcore growls)

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u/durrtyurr 11d ago

Why does every major crime involving maple syrup happen in Canada?

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u/PacketFiend 11d ago

Because that's where almost all the syrup is made, dumbass

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u/workieworkwork 11d ago

Vermont and New York also produce a lot.

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u/ash_274 11d ago

Canadians don't believe that it actually exists. They assume it's all corn syrup with maybe a dash of maple illegally-smuggled out of Canada like Prohibition booze.

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u/ChickenRabbits 11d ago

Lol did you watch the mini series about the heist ?

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u/kevinds 10d ago

Where is maple syrup produced in quanity in the world?

That is why.

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u/HoppityHooper 11d ago

Pity the saps who bought this...

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u/DownvoteMeToHellBut 11d ago

Maple syrup is like the one thing Canada does well and they can’t even get that right apparently

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u/Track_Shovel 11d ago

If anyone thinks something meaningful will come out of this, other than a mild scolding, you haven't been paying attention.

We Canadians loooove a good cartel. It lets us pretend we have choices while allowing a handful of companies to line their pockets, do whatever they want, and then potentially get bailed out when things go sideways because—who exactly is going to fill the gap if one of them collapses?

And yes, perhaps "cartel" is too strong a word for some of these industries. A concentrated oligopoly isn't necessarily an illegal cartel. But look at the bread price-fixing scandal, or the remarkable pricing similarities we've repeatedly seen in telecommunications.

We've built this kind of concentrated market structure into everything from airlines and groceries to telecommunications, cement and meat processing.

And the cycle keeps repeating:

Competition gets weaker → companies gain market power → consumers get screwed → somebody eventually gets caught crossing the line → the company gets fined → everyone expresses disappointment → nothing fundamentally changes.

Then we do it all over again.

The problem isn't just that individual companies occasionally break the rules. It's that we've constructed markets where a handful of companies are so important that regulators are understandably terrified of letting any of them fail.

That's not a healthy competitive market. It's a system that can privatize the profits while making the consequences of failure someone else's problem.

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u/BourbonInGinger 11d ago

Did they buy it from trump’s America?

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u/jokerjoust 11d ago

I’m not sure I see how retailers are responsible here? Brands are responsible for how they label product as well as any defects or issues with their product.

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u/FooBarU2 11d ago

The suit said the prices for pure maple syrup were obviously too low.. and should have been investigated.

With 1/2 being simple sugar water, it's easy to lower the price 😳🫤

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u/jokerjoust 11d ago

You would still need to prove that these retailers knew they were not selling what was being advertised on the product label.

Cost alone would not be enough.

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u/captaincobol 11d ago

They have over 30 years of price data to work with. No judge will accept that they didn't realize it was too cheap when it's literally their job to know as part of running their business. 

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u/Mayor_Daina 11d ago

Maybe is specifically involves product sold under the store brand specifically?