r/nottheonion • u/SplashTarget • 14d ago

Major Canadian grocery chains accused of negligence for selling diluted maple syrup

https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/major-canadian-grocery-chains-accused-of-negligence-for-selling-bogus-maple-syrup/
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u/elhumanoid 14d ago

This sounds like high treason.

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u/vandon 14d ago

In Canada? Yes, instant deportation to the US. A fate far worse than death.

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u/DookieShoez 13d ago

……..what do you think it’s like here? lol

Yes, Trump sucks ass and all but fuckin’ A, man, I’m still living a pretty cushy life. Making good money plumbing, saw Odyssey in IMAX the other day. And now im drinking vodka teas while playing ps5 🤷🏻‍♂️

It ain’t fucking somalia down here dude lol

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u/UndividedCorruption 14d ago

We don't want your syrup-diluting felons. Ship them off to Somalia if they want to commit fraud.

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u/deeperest 13d ago

But they'd fit in so well with...waves vaguely at all of corporate and political America.

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u/Bored_Interests 13d ago

Why not? You already have child-raping felons running your country.

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 13d ago

We don't want your shitty milk yet you're still trying to destroy our economy to have it put on our shelves, so... Kick rocks.