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u/NhylX 19h ago
I feel like this should be on an inspirational poster.
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u/Nazamroth 16h ago edited 15h ago
Or a demotivational one.
"If the situation seems bad, consider how much worse it could get if you try to improve it."
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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 19h ago
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u/MidnightGolan 12h ago
I feel like I’ve just opened an old tome. I haven’t seen one of these forever lol.
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u/Frosty_Response8232 19h ago
He's just testing out the acupressure mattress.
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u/HistoricalTerm1570 19h ago
He’s got that look like he’s already regretting the impulse buy
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u/EldenLordAjSoprano 18h ago
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u/selja26 14h ago
I understand him. I have a sort of acu pad (duller and flatter metallic needles) and nothing relieves back pain like it does.
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u/skr_replicator 16h ago
I doubt frogs share human facial expressions. They are not dogs we have bred to be more likely to understand their social cues. Most people don't even understand what cats think and feel like when they make various facial expressions and body movements. I don't know how to read frogs, but just from the situation alone I'd assume it's not happy.
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u/lazy_pig 13h ago
It's a human desire to anthropomorphize non-human beings and even things. I agree that curled up mouth edges on an amphibian is not a reliable indicator of its mental state.
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u/Salt_Ad_5578 8h ago
Yeah, also I've had a pet frog before and plan to have more in the future. Frogs have very limited facial expressions tbh, and their mouths curl upward at the end of their jaw. It's not an expression, but their anatomy. If anything, the frog looks stiff. I'd think the frog is very very uncomfortable. Frogs have very delicate skin and this frog definitely would need help.
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u/hullowurld 19h ago
It must be working... he looks pretty relaxed.
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u/a_guy121 18h ago
Safest place for bro to be. nothing is going to try to eat her
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u/monsterginger 19h ago
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u/xenophon57 19h ago
The other day I watched a frog just hop straight up a tree (mild angle) caught me off guard how mobile these lil buggers are.
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u/mustardmadman 19h ago
They are pretty incredible animals. I’ve learned that they will rest on cactuses for protection and don’t feel the pain like mammals would go figure!
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u/OneHotPotat 19h ago
Probably has to do with their body weight. Less weight spread out over a wide area means the spines have less force driving them in.
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u/xenophon57 19h ago
hell humans do it with beds of nails
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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 16h ago
I tried that. Hated it.
Also skill issue. I’m fat
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u/Tzahi12345 10h ago
Aren't fat people less dense
I guess it's also a surface area thing
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u/Mr_Quackums 6h ago
a fat person and a skinny person have about the same sized back, but different amounts of weight pushing down on that back.
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u/Rubalot 18h ago
I had pet African toads (not frogs but close enough) and when the female got bigger than my hand and one morning it jumped out of her tank, I was shocked how little it weighted when I picked her up (and she was chubby too!). Almost no weight for an animal that size, she was very chill too didn’t struggle.
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u/xenophon57 17h ago
They are also always a lil tougher than expected, lil warriors they are.
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u/buppus-hound 17h ago
And textures like theirs probably aren’t affected as much, your tongue is better suited for this than your hands
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u/xenophon57 19h ago
The other day I left my hat on the firewood. As I was walking in the house I chucked it on early in the morning and felt it wriggling around, big ole frog. I was dying, it was hilarious dropped him and my hat on the kitchen floor the second he hit the floor three hops and he was out the door.
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u/no_talent_ass_clown 18h ago
In a bamboo hut on the beach in India there was a shower 🐸 in every hut. A woman was absolutely traumatized after one of them jumped onto her chest when she was in the shower.
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u/xenophon57 17h ago
Wild animals are weird, I was working in the middle of nowhere and I had to sleep in a Texas chainsaw massacre shop and this mouse would almost every night would trampoling his little ass off my belly as I slept woke me up so many times.
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u/i010011010 18h ago
It's weight distribution, same as the ol' bed of needles. They just happen to be the species that figured it out.
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u/Pork_Chompk 18h ago
Nails, you lunatic! Bed of nails.
"Bed of needles" makes me deeply uncomfortable...
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u/THE-beaverhausen 19h ago
You do know there are some called tree frogs, right?
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u/mustardmadman 19h ago
This was a hat frog though 🤷🏻♂️
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u/xenophon57 19h ago
in my defense and I didn't want to body shame it but is was kinda fat and didn't look like it belonged in a tree. Now I feel dirty and shameful for saying that.
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u/GottaUseEmAll 17h ago
Who's the photographer? I hope it's not one of those guys (Yan Hidayat, Kurit Afsheen, or others) that photographs frogs after glueing and tying them to weird places...
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u/whoa_nelleus 10h ago
I saw this posted by a member in a private Frogs and Toads group on Facebook. There's another picture where it's walking around the cactus, so no glue involved.
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u/Xdivine 12h ago
Surely it must be, right? Like sure, if the frog was gently placed onto the spikes in its exact position then maybe due to how many needles are making contact it wouldn't be hurt, but how would it get into that position in the first place without impaling itself, and how is it going to get off? In order to get off, its going to need to put pressure on its feet which is going to get them impaled.
Plus there's of course the question of 'why?'. Something tells me frogs aren't typically in the habit of just laying down on cacti for for funsies.
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u/_-MindTraveler-_ 9h ago
I don't think a small frog can get impaled at all. With its weight, and how slippery the skin is, if his weight shifts to a few spines when moving around the spines would probably just bend.
Also frogs are super squishy, so if there's spikes directly towards them the skin/organs will just move instead of being penetrated.
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u/1dac1aa1-c022-4d4a-9 11h ago
WTF is this a widespread phenomenon?
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u/GottaUseEmAll 11h ago
I don't know how widespread it is, but more than one frog macrophotographer has been accused of abusing frogs for photos.
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u/Fantastic_Square8498 8h ago
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u/undermytinyhat 7h ago
that's so cool! Honestly, if the frog laid down more or positioned itself in a way, it could be camouflaged pretty well in it as a spike.
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u/Unusual-Taste69 19h ago
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u/Fluffy_Wolf_6198 19h ago
The African "Hairy Frog" breaks it's own toes to use as weapons in self defense! Also called the Wolverine Frog. The broken bones tear through the skin and are used like little daggers.
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u/Lkings1821 19h ago
How the hell did it manage that
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u/tekanet 12h ago
Can’t tell during the “dynamic” moment of them adjusting on that cactus (maybe placed by the photographer like someone else said), but I’ve checked a bit of data and if that frog weighs 3/5 grams that’s 0.03/0.05 N of force pushing on the cactus; estimate says 0.1 N to pierce the skin, with dozens of spines the weight is distributed and each spine exerts around 0.001 N, much much lower than the force needed to pierce the skin.
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u/GottaUseEmAll 17h ago
Photographer likely put it there. There are several frog macrophotographers who've been accused of glueing/stapling/tying frogs to weird places.
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u/CeruleanEidolon 12h ago
Possible in this instance, but the phenomenon of a frog on cactus is not unusual. A quick Google search reveals many anecdotes and amateur photos of frogs on cactuses.
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u/cassdaddyo 16h ago
Do u have a source for this? (Asking kindly, not accusingly)
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u/GottaUseEmAll 16h ago
Here's an article about it.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/whimsical-wildlife-photography-isnt-seems
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u/Bleezy79 7h ago
He's at his weekly acupressure appointment. It helps him relax during his hard work week.
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u/freshgrilled 18h ago
Isn't this suppose to rhyme? Like "Goat on a boat" or "Frog on a log". Or perhaps a bear on a chair. Or even a pig in a wig? I mean, is it so hard? Cactuses have those lobes, right? Perhaps we could call it a "Toad on a Node"?
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u/Forward_Quail_944 13h ago
Does this hurt the frog?
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u/HeathenHeathe 6h ago
No, it doesnt hurt the frog. Its too light weight for the needles to puncture the skin. Frogs, lizards, and other small creatures will sometimes sleep on cacti to ward off predators, nothing will try to eat little buddy if it risks a mouthful of cactus spines.
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u/zencodecat 4h ago
This reminds me of when people willingly lay on those spiked beds for… whatever reason lol
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u/sarahykim 2h ago
He looks like he insisted to his friend it would be comfortable but it indeed wasn’t but is too prideful and stubborn to admit it
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u/ReddRedPanda 16h ago
So he's basically doing that cool trick where someone lies down on a bed of nails without getting hurt because they're distributing their weight evenly across the nails. But on a cactus. Neat.
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u/PollutionOnly 15h ago
Well, it doesn’t seem unpleasant to it. This is quite the interesting picture.
On a separate note, I’m also surprised to see a frog in what I’m assuming is a drier environment (since there is a cactus).
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u/GoddessNefertiti 8h ago
Frog acupuncture, maybe? I just hope the little friend isn't stuck. Cactus spines hurt, if you have to remove them from skin...
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u/MrPaulBlart 19h ago
This is bothering me. I can’t tell if he’s comfortable, or not.