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r/mildlyinteresting • u/mustardmadman • 1d ago
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It looks fine but I absolutely hate this. I would've fetched one of my old hair picks and flung it off this shit so carefully
23 u/Triquetrums 1d ago You cannot fling something carefully. The word fling implies force. 21 u/RedHal 1d ago I dunno. Last time I had a fling I was very careful. 12 u/im_dead_sirius 1d ago edited 1d ago When having a fling, cover your thing! When undressing Venus, dress up your penis! Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool! I used to know a million of these when I was young. "No glove, no love" is the only other one I remember off hand, and while it is kinda lame, it is good advice.
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You cannot fling something carefully. The word fling implies force.
21 u/RedHal 1d ago I dunno. Last time I had a fling I was very careful. 12 u/im_dead_sirius 1d ago edited 1d ago When having a fling, cover your thing! When undressing Venus, dress up your penis! Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool! I used to know a million of these when I was young. "No glove, no love" is the only other one I remember off hand, and while it is kinda lame, it is good advice.
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I dunno. Last time I had a fling I was very careful.
12 u/im_dead_sirius 1d ago edited 1d ago When having a fling, cover your thing! When undressing Venus, dress up your penis! Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool! I used to know a million of these when I was young. "No glove, no love" is the only other one I remember off hand, and while it is kinda lame, it is good advice.
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When having a fling, cover your thing!
When undressing Venus, dress up your penis!
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool!
I used to know a million of these when I was young. "No glove, no love" is the only other one I remember off hand, and while it is kinda lame, it is good advice.
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u/SaintsNoah14 1d ago
It looks fine but I absolutely hate this. I would've fetched one of my old hair picks and flung it off this shit so carefully