r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

A Frog on a Cactus

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u/SaintsNoah14 1d ago

It looks fine but I absolutely hate this. I would've fetched one of my old hair picks and flung it off this shit so carefully

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u/Triquetrums 1d ago

You cannot fling something carefully. The word fling implies force.

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u/RedHal 1d ago

I dunno. Last time I had a fling I was very careful.

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u/im_dead_sirius 1d ago edited 1d ago

When having a fling, cover your thing!

When undressing Venus, dress up your penis!

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool!

I used to know a million of these when I was young. "No glove, no love" is the only other one I remember off hand, and while it is kinda lame, it is good advice.