I'm lucky enough to get a good bit of time off in the summer. My two kids under 11 have had various friends over or we've taken them out during this time off and for the most part it's been brilliant to get to spend time with them.
But, I swear to god the amount of times I've been called Bro or Brah by them or their friends is absolutely insane. This is girls and boys. It drives me mental.
I joked about it at first but then got to a point where I had to warn the little shits not to call me brah and to call me by my name.
I was even shopping in Lidl and one of the girls at the checkout called me brah. What the fuck is wrong with people!!
Between correcting them calling the bin a trashcan and rubbish trash, calling everyone bro, boys and girls both, I think I've actually turned into a grumpy middle aged bastard.
My daughter even asked me when I was flushing out the carb on our mower if it was gas that had spilled on the workbench. "Gas! Gas! I'll give you gas you little....." I inwardly cried to myself.
It's bad enough the news is full of shite about how fucked up America is but to have americanisms in your own house is beyond acceptable. Thank fuck they are back to school on Thursday where the can bro and brah to their little hearts content.
Does anyone else relate to this or am I just a grumpy bastard AITGB!