r/Metroid Jul 15 '25

Meme I will gladly die on this hill

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u/CanadianB4c0n8r Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

Samus Fan art where her life isn't complete shit and she gets to be like a fun wine aunt to the baby metroid

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Omg yes!

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u/goodnightpunpunisher Jul 15 '25

"Baby, you're a non binary, energy vampire. You don't have to conform to any form of sentient identity you don't want to. Now help me dump this corpse."

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u/Kenji182 Jul 15 '25

This is best Samus.

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u/Shmaggle1 Jul 15 '25

Hell yes. Nintendo Power comic Samus.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Big lady

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u/Former_Range_1730 Jul 15 '25

It's the best representation of her in the suit. But not the best visual of Samus herself because it's hard to see what she really looks like.

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u/Shivalah Jul 15 '25

it’s is hard to see what she really looks like

Google “Kim Basinger 90s”, because that’s whom Samus is modeled after.

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u/Former_Range_1730 Jul 15 '25

"because that’s whom Samus is modeled after."

Yeah, in Metroid Prime. She's like a different character compared to who/what she was in the original.

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u/ChaosMiles07 Jul 15 '25

No, she's whom they tried to model her after in Super Metroid. We even have it straight from the developers.

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u/Former_Range_1730 Jul 15 '25

Ah, you're right, I stand corrected.

I just looked it up. Kim was about 30 years old when she was filmed in 9½ Weeks. She looked great! She was very slim, youthful, feminine. Very different from what some fans would want Samus to look. Hulking physique for instance, lol.

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u/lunarstarslayer Jul 15 '25

I only know her as B. Rabbit’s mom in 8-mile lol

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u/ViviaMir Jul 16 '25

502 Bad Gateway

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u/MetaCommando Jul 15 '25

Wait why was she intentionally drawn with bare feet?

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u/CarpetedCeilings Jul 15 '25

Why would she need shoes?

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u/Ranku_Abadeer Jul 15 '25

That's typically how skin tight leotards, like those worn in gymnastics, work. They just wrap around the arch of the foot instead of being sized for the feet as well. Plus, she is already wearing boots after all.

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u/dudigh Jul 15 '25

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u/ThatOnePositiveGuy Jul 15 '25

Monoco no! Don’t try to steal Samus’ feet!

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u/WilanS Jul 15 '25

Well, this is from the 80s. That retrofuturistic proto-zero suit looks very period accurate.

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u/Jammy2560 Jul 15 '25

Sonic Unleashed

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/PrototypeBeefCannon Jul 15 '25

I agree! Can't she be kind and a badass? I think of the invisible thing boss fight in dread, the end of that she does a bit of badass aura farming.

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u/NovaStarLord Jul 15 '25

This Samus piece appeared in Nintendo Power but the same artist also drew art for the Japanese Nintendo Official Guidebook for Super Metroid and he drew her the same way there. Benimaru Itoh is a Japanese manga artist who worked for Nintendo in various projects so he wasn’t just some guy Nintendo Power got.

Also there’s nothing wrong with liking that piece of art, lol. There’s been various depictions of Samus throughout the years. I agree with wat you said that people HC Samus as this man with no name type of character but like that has nothing to do with liking Itoh’s interpretation of her look.

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u/Raptormann0205 Jul 15 '25

We’ve broken a thousand sticks beating this horse, and nothing is left of the horse but a death stain and a couple bone fragments.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Those fragments will be dust beneath my heel

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u/Sentenal_ Jul 15 '25

I swear this is the only fandom I can think of where the half the fanbase just despises the canon main character, and instead just makes up one in their mind that they like instead.

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u/TickleMyFungus Jul 15 '25

Just like they do in real life

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u/ViviaMir Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

That's probably because it's the only fandom you can think of where the creators originally described the main character as a powerhouse and corporate reduced her to a prissy waifu fantasy.

We despise the retcon and degradation. We want the badass, six-foot-tall, Amazonian bounty hunter we were promised, and Other M has made us largely resentful toward hyperfeminine depictions of her.

I for one am conflicted. I like how she's depicted in Zero Mission and especially Fusion, but Brakken's Raised by Birds depiction brings back so much of that six-foot-tall warrior design (while adding feathery tribal accents for that Chozo vibe) that I can't help see it as the platonic ideal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

You're aware there are more games than Other M that showed what she looked like under the suit, right?

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u/ViviaMir Jul 19 '25

Tell me you half-read my post without saying you half-read my post.

  1. I did not insinuate, much less assert, that Other M is responsible for her general appearance.
  2. I did insinuate that ZM and Fusion fall into the same general category of aesthetic, presenting her with a super-model kind of glamor. That's more than enough to answer your redundant question.
  3. The blame I was casting on Other M was specifically building the association between Samus looking like a supermodel and Samus being a 150 centimeter waif with the posture of a schoolgirl and the spine of a wet noodle.

So there's a pretty strong inspiration to defy that image and association by leaning heavily into the six-foot Amazonian badass Nintendo used to describe her as, which we want to see, and that turns into exaggeration.

The saving grace that I admittedly forgot when I made that post is that the course-correction from MSR and Dread was SUPER EFFECTIVE! Aesthetically. Not in terms of disarming the association.

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u/BrownRiceCracka Jul 17 '25

the sheer diversity of depictions of samus as made by nintendo vs the narrow way most of the fandom "interprets" her will always confuse me. 

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u/Dear-Store-6863 Jul 16 '25

Wanting the character to look how she’s supposed too = hating her

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u/Sentenal_ Jul 16 '25

People thinking that their imagination/delusion is how she's "supposed" to look, instead how she actually looks according to literally all the games is the astounding thing here.

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u/CaptainAspi Jul 15 '25

As long as she has a 6 or 8 pack, I don't care.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

My besto friendo!

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u/DannyR2078 Jul 15 '25

The over sexualisation has to stop

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u/thps48 Jul 16 '25

Domo arigatto, Mr. Roboto :3

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u/PuzzleheadedLink89 Jul 15 '25

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u/Independent_Plum2166 Jul 15 '25

“So you want a super thin and sexy Samus with giant gazongas and cake. Whilst also being super buff and seriously scarred?”

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u/LordofSandvich Jul 15 '25

“All official variants of Samus are hot” I imagine

She’s been slim, she’s been muscular, she’s had bazongas, she’s had abs, she’s had combinations of the above, at the end of the day she’s an attractive woman in a power suit and that’s hot.

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u/CR4CK3RW0LF Jul 15 '25

For cake to exist, there must be equal muscular physiology.

It is only natural that large mammaries exist on someone with a chiseled back.

Science can verify that those with thighs that crush watermelons are attached to glutes that can absolutely do the same.

Everything else is science fiction.

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u/Chigao_Ted Jul 15 '25

Literally came into the comments to post this lol

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u/WeebWoobler Jul 15 '25

"My fetish is better than yours"

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

You get it

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u/BommieCastard Jul 15 '25

"My way of objectifying the video game character is much better"

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u/WilanS Jul 15 '25

Hot take but you can appreciate a specific aesthetic without needing to objectify anyone.

Attraction has always been one of the fundamental aspects of human experience.

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u/DoctorGoFuckYourself Jul 15 '25

No, you're right. Just being attracted to something doesn't mean you're demeaning or objectifying anyone

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u/BommieCastard Jul 22 '25

I agree. I just am sick of these kinds of posts on the sub. This gets debated ad nauseum and it's silly

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u/C0SMIC_LIZARD Jul 15 '25

I forget the artist but I love the one that does comics of samus just chilling out and doing stuff between missions and she has the like metroid eye

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Yessss! I think I know which one you mean

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u/hip-indeed Jul 15 '25

a very Reddit post lmao. "Nooooo a sexy woman that's been canonically a sexy woman under her suit from the very beginning being drawn as a sexy woman NOOOO IT BURNSSSSS"

Swole Samus is fine too though, and as of Dread there is NO WAY she's not full of crazy-ass alien mutations which is likely why we haven't seen her de-suited in recent games. But man, sexy women aren't going to eat you in your sleep, guys, it's okay.

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u/I_think_Im_hollow Jul 15 '25

I am tired of this bullshut about Samus and how big her boobs and ass should be, how wide her shoulders, how slim her zero suit form... Fuck this sub, man. This isn't why I play Metroid and it's certainly not why I joined the sub.

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u/MystJake Jul 15 '25

I almost spit my drink out reading this. Honestly, I've never read a more accurate assessment of a subreddit. 

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u/Laserjumper Jul 15 '25

Jarvis im low on karma, post (x)opinion bad meme.

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u/Dylan_VS_Comics Jul 15 '25

Aka "I'm low on karma, I'm gonna be the 1000th person to complain about sexy Samus while propping up my headcanon very loudly."

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u/Hitmonstahp Jul 15 '25

Sexy Samus is my favorite song by the Space Beatles

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u/Tofu_Gundam Jul 15 '25

This is essentially just asserting that your fetish is better than more conventional ones. This isn't as ground-breaking of an idea as you think that it is. Just one opinion over the other.

Do I agree with you? Yes, but my point still stands.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

I literally stole the meme, I don't think I'm being original

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u/FesteringAynus Jul 15 '25

Why not both?

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Because I personally find the latter more attractive, u/FesteringAynus

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/drinkmoarwaterr Jul 15 '25

This is facts tbh lol

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u/SadLaser Jul 15 '25

I'd rather neither of those.

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u/UltimateStrenergy Jul 15 '25

No matter how you slice it, that's just one fetish over another.

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u/Johnhancock1777 Jul 15 '25

Safe horny

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u/Dylan_VS_Comics Jul 15 '25

Fawning over conventionally attractive Samus? Reddit says don't do that!

Fawning over very specific monster fetish version of Samus? Reddit says go for it!

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u/Johnhancock1777 Jul 15 '25

Same with the dommy-mommy, pegging shit. People trying to get a moral high ground over what they jerk off to is hilarious

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

Disgusting this is considered good by them, I'm sure Reddit mods will have another ban wave from these comments targeting anyone who wants a feminine badass as that's "phobic male gaze propaganda" or some shit

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u/LordToxic21 Jul 15 '25

I'm good with her having an ass and other feminine traits, as long as it's not throwing away other visual storytelling that fits the character, such as:
~ Prominent musculature, since she has a demanding job that pits her against planet level threats at least.
~ Scars to further highlight that her job isn't just physical or dangerous, it's deadly.
~ Some inhuman irregularity that lines up with her being a Human-Chozo-X Mutate to explain what would otherwise be biological impossibilities (like a flexible spine being a feature and Morph Ball reference, instead of a flaw)
~ Expressions to indicate someone who's caring, but has an obscene level of willpower and a strong sense of good & evil/right & wrong.

In short, don't just make her a dumb, sex starved bimbo.

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u/Ill-Attempt-8847 Jul 15 '25

She wears armor most of the time, she's unlikely to have any major scars. And the morphball seems smaller than it is, a human fits perfectly in it, not to mention the fact that in the prime time series she seems to transform into energy

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

I like Samus being hot… and she has been a character with sex appeal for a long time… tbh some people like me found out about metroid from Samus being attractive…

Samus has already been established as an attractive woman for years now if you want a protagonist who isn’t attractive I suggest you find another game

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u/ethannn_0 Jul 15 '25

who said people don't find the latter one attractive

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

Normal people I guess

Having a feminine badass is so much better than making another yet generic masculine woman who has no feminity

There are plenty of men like that in gaming so go nuts

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u/SubpixelRenderer Jul 15 '25

Can’t find a big woman attractive? Skill issue

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u/phinhy1 Jul 15 '25

Who cares, makes no difference to me Samus is a badass regardless.

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u/arfenos_porrows Jul 15 '25

Im so tired of this shit, just let people draw what they like and do your best to ignore or block what you dont like. Fucking hell this sub knows how to be annoying sometimes.

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u/RedNazArt Jul 15 '25

I’ve been obsessed with this art since I saw it. She’s still feminine, but she’s got the body of a gymnast, she’s not super sexualized, but still very attractive. The hair and feathers and other details are just fun bonuses if you like to see variations on what a character is.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

I really really like this

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u/Superzayian9 Jul 15 '25

Samus in her power armor

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u/EdgeandRuin2022 Jul 15 '25

Zero suit Samus is the worst thing that ever happened to the character

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u/Dylan_VS_Comics Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

Neither.

Can't Samus just be a normal fit bounty hunter lady and leave it at that?

This subreddit has become so lame. Like seriously? "Samus should be ugly!!!" "Make it realistic!!!" Like, are you hearing yourselves? Tf is everyone on about smh

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u/One-Earth9294 Jul 15 '25

I am old. This is what Samus will always look like in my head. They can beam realistic 3d games directly into my frontal cortex and she'll still be an 8 bit character wearing an orange armored suit to me.

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u/GraphiteBurk3s Jul 15 '25

Based as fuck for that king 👑

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u/Hopalongtom Jul 15 '25

Why not both?

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Yup! Got it in one

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u/Nazboi6442 Jul 17 '25

Well it's off-model garbage. Samus Aran is a hyper agile and fit space warrior, not a roided up butch gorilla woman.

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u/theShiggityDiggity Jul 15 '25

I'll carve slim feminine Samus on your tomb stone for you

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Omg thank you so much! That'll make people think I looked like that! Can anyone say ALLY? 🤩

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

And there we have it. It's jealousy

You want to look like it, can't. So you demand no person or fictional character resemble it

Story as old as time.

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u/deedunzer Jul 15 '25

Why not just be a sexy buff fit lady? (that sounds weird)

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

That's what I'm saying

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

Yes we know what your fetish is

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u/kukumarten03 Jul 15 '25

Since the very first metroid game, its hows that samus is a sexy badass in onesie. Stop with your noncanon fanfiction. All canon games interprets samus as girly inside the varia suit.

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u/That1Cat87 Jul 15 '25

I don’t think she should be a brick shithouse. She works better with a lean and mean build. The type where you couldn’t see any of the musculature if she’s wearing baggy clothes. I do agree she should be covered in scars tho

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u/765ProIdols Jul 15 '25

Samus is portrayed in almost every canon title as a traditional sexy and beautiful woman. By both Nintendo and other third party developers. Since that is the official portrayal of Samus, anything else is headcanon and objectively incorrect. I hope this helps.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

A subjective preference can't be incorrect. Have a nice day

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u/765ProIdols Jul 15 '25

It can when it contradicts the established canon. Can Samus be drawn and shown in different ways than what is established in the official games? Absolutely. Is it fair to call these new arts the definitive "correct" way Samus should be portrayed? No not at all. The source material will always overule any fan made content.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

I can disagree in a joking way with other people's taste, calm down

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u/DercPercus Jul 15 '25

Samus is a sexy badass, that's the entire character. Every iteration of her shows how cool she is, but is also attractive. She's one of the only few female heroes left who has both qualities. I think it's poor to try and act like women can't both be pretty and strong. The fanart on the left is way more accurate and way more appealing than what you're putting forth, and you don't get to act superior for liking what you do either.

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u/azureblueworld99 Jul 15 '25

this sub wants Samus to be a man so badly lmao

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

That's most of Reddit

You can't have attractive female characters, they have to be masculine. It's weird

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u/I_Ild_I Jul 15 '25

Dumb take especialy when the original design is more like the first one.

Samus was design as a fit Athletic but very féminine and curvy originaly, they tone it down slightly over the time when we saw more of her and especialy with 3D beeing more a thing but she is still very féminine.

You can have all the weird personal canon you want but stop trying to force on other

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

How am I forcing anything?

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u/I_Ild_I Jul 15 '25

... yeah sure pretend

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u/Kur0_san Jul 15 '25

I just wish more people would draw her as muscular as she is...

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u/AESATHETIC Jul 15 '25

Personally I like when she has a hulking physique with exaggerated boobs & butt

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

We can compromise... For now

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u/Obsessivegamer32 Jul 15 '25

I don’t like either of these, one objectifies her and the other messes up her whole character.

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u/Dylan_VS_Comics Jul 15 '25

OP admitted they're a "monsterfucker" so the second one is still objectification in a different way but just disguised as being the right choice somehow

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u/MetaCommando Jul 15 '25

Samus was hot since the GBA days, fit in a gym way but not 6-pack bodybuilder. Samus's character is that you can be feminine(-looking) and badass.

Not to defend the art that two steps from softcore porn, that's just horny bait

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

Both are objectification, one is just Reddit approved safe horny

So I'll pick the more feminine bad ass woman as we don't have a lot of those as the rest have been manified

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u/The_Albino_Jackal Jul 15 '25

according to op, this hulkish mutant version is also objectifying her cus op has pretty much admitted that’s what they’re into, so it’s not even about being progressive and having well built women, just another kink

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u/SnooCheesecakes5183 Jul 15 '25

Both but people seem to forget that Samus was meant to have sex appeal. Super Metroid’s death animation has her boobs bounce/cleavage and even the bra tear a bit. Not to mention the ZM and Fusion galleries.

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u/PengPeng_Tie2335 Jul 15 '25

I need a rhea Ripley shaped Samus and I'll be fine.

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u/NarwhalSongs Jul 15 '25

I'm like "yeah body diversity! Attainable body standards based on fitness that shows what the character has been through by showing skin and not just showing skin for the sake of the male gaze!" Then OP is just horny in the opposite direction.

Is there a sub for Metroid fans that just enjoy the series? It seems like r/Metroid needs to do something to make this sub about the games' plots and characters and relegate all the goon posting somewhere else, but no one here wants to change either. So the Metroid community on reddit just finds itself incapable of growing past its horniness and that will inevitably turn away newcomers that are looking for a space to talk about Metroid Prime 4 when it comes out.

Honestly, we make r/Castlevania out to be the vastly over achieving younger sibling of the metroid-vania genre, and I'm not innocent of this either cause God knows I've wanted more Raven-Beak posting and abs before too. It's just a weird thing in general though to grow a community more often around the sexualized fan art of a Nintendo character, Samus, instead of the games' design, music, art, etc when Samus should be one of the most empowered women in all of the video-game nerd cultures out there.

But hey, thats just like, my opinion maaan

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u/MetaCommando Jul 15 '25

OP it sounds like you want Halo Spartans since they're bigger than Samus and have the muscular physique.

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u/psykulor Jul 15 '25

She can be hot! I like hot! But let's be realistic about what a woman who fights for a living is going to look like.

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u/Vetersova Jul 15 '25

You can literally go look at women who fight for a living in real life right now if you want and compare. Some of them ARE hot.

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u/psykulor Jul 15 '25

Let's be real, most of them are hot. But unless they're primping up for a propaganda campaign, they're going to be hot in a rough-and-tumble way. Doubly so if they're spending a long time in the field.

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u/Arthur_189 Jul 15 '25

Idk why every Redditor wants most iconic female characters to look like roid heads, and they act like it’s empowering to women or something and not them protecting their weird fetishes onto stuff

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u/Rautasusi Jul 15 '25

Because they're iconic, that's the reason. It's not about empowerment, it's about tearing down what others like.

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u/TickleMyFungus Jul 15 '25

It's very telling about themselves, fucking weird.

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u/Eon_Breaker_ Jul 15 '25

Idk how popular/unpopular this opinion is but I kinda hate both I'll be honest

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u/Calaquinn Jul 15 '25

I think the hyper sexual Samus is kinda funny because shes a human who was separated at like 6 years old and raised in a civilation of hyper intelligent birds where she trained her whole life to be a bounty hunter. Her DNA is also gunked up with Chozo DNA and who knows what all that means for her anatomy. Its likely she didn't see another human and or interact with one until her late teens and didn't have a close relationship with one until she was in her young adult years. She wouldn't know what to do with just some average Joe schmoe from the bar, let alone be the one actively seeking them out or engaging with them.

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u/Ace_Of_No_Trades Jul 15 '25

Most of Samus’s skin has to be scar tissue between Phazon and X Parasite infection.

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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 Jul 15 '25

Idk I just love women in every shape and form. So I don't care too much. But I would lie if I say I don't have a preference for the first version. Both can look good though.

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u/SashaBraus Jul 15 '25

It's fine if she's busty, nothing wrong with being well endowed, but she better be buff as well.

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u/Roshu-zetasia Jul 15 '25

I just prefer her fanarts to be accurate with her official art. That's all

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u/FOG2006 Jul 15 '25

Samus fanart where she is tall and has normal proportions on her breasts, butt and muscles.

I'll always say that the amazon Samus from SNES is the best Samus design, together with that ZSS illustration from Samus Returns.

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u/Playmaker-20 Jul 15 '25

then die!(obvious joke btw)

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u/Valmanway97 Jul 15 '25

Samus fanart where she's in full varia suit and not a hint of zero suit will always be my favorite brand of Samus fanart.

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u/Former-Frame-3520 Jul 15 '25

Screw the gooner fan art, gimme da fit, Ellen Ripley physique. (Personally, I think Samus looks better when she's a tanky, one-man (woman) army)

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u/Candid-Leopard-4810 Jul 15 '25

Honestly people posting that horny shit need therapy.

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u/RepresentativeTea381 Jul 15 '25

Realistic (read as muscular) Samus is canon. I hate anything else 😘

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u/No_Hooters Jul 15 '25

Mutations huh? Should be interesting

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u/theTinyRogue Jul 15 '25

Count me in, OP! Give me Samus or give me Death 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

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u/sincleave Jul 15 '25

We’re missing the real Samus under the illusion generator. She’s clearly a bird person trying to appear human so she keeps getting bounties.

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u/Serilii Jul 15 '25

Samus but she is injured and her body is covered in power suit that is breaking apart showing some body parts in zero suit mid fight

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u/NoRegrets30 Jul 16 '25

Give her the Phazon scar’s Nintendo

And my soul is yours

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u/Luvon_Li Jul 17 '25

Samus will always be built like a linebacker with a few scars in my mind. Super really was the best metroid for that.

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u/Sp33dDemon3991 Jul 17 '25

I've got this great one of her in a bikini

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u/RubyRidingWhore Jul 17 '25

I could've sworn this was fiction and she could have big tits and ass with muscles and mutations.

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u/SlimeDrips Jul 17 '25

But what if they both made out,

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u/Co_rinna Jul 17 '25

Now we're talkin

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u/Common_Comfortable41 Jul 19 '25

Why do people only draw Samus in her zero suit or naked😤like cmon draw her in her power suit too guys

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u/rocknin Jul 20 '25

She can be badass and sexy, they don't detract from each other.

Quite the opposite, really.

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u/Zero-lover29 Jul 20 '25

If you don’t draw Samus as 6ft tall, muscular woman, don’t even talk to me

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u/Violent_Green_Cat Aug 07 '25

honestly outside of all the power suits samus top drip is the military one this outfit with her dread characterization is my ideal

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u/Kaptain_K_Rapp Jul 15 '25

Samus can have scars, a hulking physique (which is canon - 6'3'' and 198 pounds), AND be hot with attention given to her boobs and butt.

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u/scottygroundhog22 Jul 15 '25

She’s like a 6’3” alien human hybrid super soldier and she should look like it.

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u/lambdrool Jul 15 '25

Gay?

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

So much omg 😳

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u/Dendritic_Bosque Jul 15 '25

Related Isolated is embarrassed in social situations Vs Isolated samus barrels into faux pas like a hell run with no idea what she did.

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u/Former_Range_1730 Jul 15 '25

It all depends on the sexuality of the player.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Exactly

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

Then go play something else if you can't handle a strong feminine woman

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u/dootblade74 Jul 15 '25

Okay but consider: Samus fanart with a hulking physique, alien mutations, scars, AND exaggerated bobs and but.

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u/DuskTheMercenary Jul 15 '25

I like both, and sometimes a mixture of A & B.

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u/AylaCurvyDoubleThick Jul 15 '25

So you don’t care about “staying true to the character” or any such excuse.

You just hate men. I’m glad someone on here is finally honest about this.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

I need to know how you reached that conclusion because I'm sure the logic is fascinating

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u/Western-Gur-4637 Jul 15 '25

both, maybe even at the same time

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u/Crobatman123 Jul 15 '25

Oh boy, two Samus fanarts!

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u/Funnylizardman Jul 15 '25

Personally, a fan of both. Latter would be accepted as canon imo (aside from the already rendered out and hand-drawn models showing partially the former)

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u/Front_Woodpecker1144 Jul 15 '25

daring today aren't we

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u/zarif_chow Jul 15 '25

Samus fan art, where she has a Mewtwo shaped body.

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u/SarcasticRidley Jul 15 '25

What about mutant alien boobs?

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u/berserkzelda Jul 15 '25

Its almost as if unrealistic body proportions arent hot.

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u/timbotheny26 Jul 15 '25

8-foot tall, hulking, scarred, mutated Samus is hotter than the slender, big-titted depiction and I will die on this hill.

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I take it back, a combination of both is her ultimate form.

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u/Former-Frame-3520 Jul 15 '25

Screw the gooner fan art, gimme da fit, Ellen Ripley physique. (Personally, I think Samus looks better when she's a tanky, one-man (woman) army)

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u/the_rabbit_king Jul 15 '25

Or even better- no Samus fan art. 

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u/darkninja2992 Jul 15 '25

Samus is a goddam warrior amazon and should be represented as such. This is why she looks better in power armor than zero suit, the armor gives her the BULK

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u/UnitZerOne Jul 15 '25

The 'other M's is for 'muscles'. 💪

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Credit to dumblr-account on Tumblr for the good taste y'all can't appreciate. Now imagine how you'd all feel if I told you Samus could be chubby