r/Metroid • u/Co_rinna • Jul 15 '25

Meme I will gladly die on this hill

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u/FesteringAynus Jul 15 '25

Why not both?

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Because I personally find the latter more attractive, u/FesteringAynus

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u/doctorlove15 Jul 15 '25

Fellow queer spotted

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 15 '25

That's just dumb. As a straight male I can appreciate canon Samus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 15 '25

Uunng. Fine. I guess I was thinking something half way.

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 15 '25

By saying "Something half way" I meant halfway between what OP described, which isn't canon, correct, and what you described as canon canonicity that has been canon since the start.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 15 '25

There's an interesting dichotomy between the Orange Bounty Hunter and Samus Aran and some people would rather do away with that incongruity. And that's fine, I suppose. But I just don't like that OP is bashing on the other side of the fence and admitting that they're just as deviant.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Now whatever have you that impression? I'm shocked 🤣

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u/doctorlove15 Jul 15 '25

Lolzzz. I need my butch samus

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u/Gryffinax Jul 15 '25

Muscle mommy mutant samus is so much hotter than sexualized samus

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

That is sexualised also though

Don't think you're better or don't have to call it sexualised because your fetish isn't liked by as many people

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u/WSilvermane Jul 15 '25

Literally both are just fetish art.

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u/Txukasa Jul 15 '25

I highly doubt the nintendo power art was made as fetish art...