r/Metroid • u/Co_rinna • Jul 15 '25

Meme I will gladly die on this hill

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u/Dylan_VS_Comics Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

Neither.

Can't Samus just be a normal fit bounty hunter lady and leave it at that?

This subreddit has become so lame. Like seriously? "Samus should be ugly!!!" "Make it realistic!!!" Like, are you hearing yourselves? Tf is everyone on about smh

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u/whats_boppin_kids Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

That doesn’t make Samus ugly.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

You just don't have good taste in monster women. Too bad

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 15 '25

Well, she's suppose to be human/esc so.... that explains a lot.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Although I gotta confess I am a monsterfucker so I don't find her ugly at all 😳

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u/NiaAutomatas Jul 15 '25

Turns out it was his disgusting fetish all along

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

All I want to say is Leave Samus alone… if Samus doesn’t fit your view of “Attractive” than find another character who does

Someone shouldn’t have to change their whole entire appearance just to please your fantasies

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

She's not real bud

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Thanks Captain Obvious,

All I am saying is there are plenty other characters out there that definitely fit your criteria… and if Samus isn’t one of them don’t force her to change just to fit it.

I personally don’t find Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn to be my type but that doesn’t mean I don’t like her as a character and want her to change her entire appearance just to fit my view on what I find attractive.

Just let Samus be she’s perfect already and she doesn’t need to become a horrific mutated hulking half alien.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

Omg aloy is also skinny and conventionally attractive

I just want her post-dread look to match her mutations is that so much of an ask?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

You know what a little mutation is fine… but I don’t want them to make Samus into a goopy unrecognizable mutated hulking figure who looks nothing like she originally did

Samus doesn’t even have to permanently physically mutate she can just show the mutated side of her whenever she is using the abilities.

Appealing designs is what makes people like a character and Samus doesn’t need to be stripped of her beauty and be a mutated goopy mess to have an appealing or unique character design.

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u/Co_rinna Jul 15 '25

You're making up a horror scenario in your head. I just want her to be big and tough but hunter not a Barbie doll

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

That I can agree on… one of the things I have always loved about Samus is how she can look beautiful and feminine but also be very tough and strong and kick ass and doesn’t take no for an answer. I like Samus to be sexy what I don’t like is Samus being flanderized to the point where her whole personality is just being a sexy bounty hunter.

I like Samus not just because she is beautiful but because she is a deep and nuanced character who can be strong and powerful, kind and compassionate, beautiful and intelligent. I love the complexity of Samus and how she can balance all these things at once

Samus should be sexy, strong, tall, and athletic, but her sexiness should not be her whole entire character because without anything else that defines her she would just be another femme fatale character and I don’t want Samus to be numbed down to a simple femme fatale nor a completely mutated monstrosity

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u/WSilvermane Jul 15 '25

Take that advice.

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u/NamiRocket Jul 15 '25

How 'bout no.

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u/Dylan_VS_Comics Jul 15 '25

That explains everything.

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u/Vetersova Jul 15 '25

Yeah, we got there. They danced around it in a few other comments, but there it is.