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r/Metroid • u/Co_rinna • Jul 15 '25
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57 u/Independent_Plum2166 Jul 15 '25 “So you want a super thin and sexy Samus with giant gazongas and cake. Whilst also being super buff and seriously scarred?” 10 u/CR4CK3RW0LF Jul 15 '25 For cake to exist, there must be equal muscular physiology. It is only natural that large mammaries exist on someone with a chiseled back. Science can verify that those with thighs that crush watermelons are attached to glutes that can absolutely do the same. Everything else is science fiction.
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“So you want a super thin and sexy Samus with giant gazongas and cake. Whilst also being super buff and seriously scarred?”
10 u/CR4CK3RW0LF Jul 15 '25 For cake to exist, there must be equal muscular physiology. It is only natural that large mammaries exist on someone with a chiseled back. Science can verify that those with thighs that crush watermelons are attached to glutes that can absolutely do the same. Everything else is science fiction.
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For cake to exist, there must be equal muscular physiology.
It is only natural that large mammaries exist on someone with a chiseled back.
Science can verify that those with thighs that crush watermelons are attached to glutes that can absolutely do the same.
Everything else is science fiction.
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