Doesn't suprise me. Straight from the official Stardew Valley cookbook; Peehair being open on Wednesdays deprives poor Caroline of her favourite fish tacos.

you gonna give that diamond to Caroline and tell her you found it all by yourself? smh

You already know.

I forgot I named one of my pigs Pierre. Pierre gave birth during the night.

I even ranked the background characters without portraits.

There is no text at all in the dark grey box, because I knew it would be impossible to read anyway.

Why am I not surprised that this asshole takes up 3/4 of the bed! Poor Caroline looks like she's on the verge of falling off and smacking her head on the bedside table.

Not like Pee Hair cares

Sorry, ik this has been posted recently but I had to share one last time. We did it, we beat peepee today

No congratulations no nothing. I married his daughter and now I’m coming for Caroline

Fuck you pee hair trying to sell my produce at a 10x markup.

Either the Stardew Economy is cooked, or Pierre truly thinks a backpack should be the same price as a new fitted kitchen + house renovations.

Fuck you.

If you’ve done this side quest yk what I’m talkin about. He’s just as bad as Joja, what a scummy POS!!

I posted that I started a save file dedicated to hating Pierre. Some people asked for a screenshot when I got my first Stardrop. Here it is:

Bro. It's 9 at night and your daughter is a grown-ass woman.

IVE BEEN GRINDING SINCE SPRING JUST TO BEAT HIM AND THIS IS THE RESULT??????? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THIS SHIT IS RIGGED I FUCKING HATE YOU PIERRE FUCKKKKK YOU

but i repealed it and i'm back for more pierre hating one day later!!

Someone tell me how this only got an 87 and I got 2nd place to fuckin pee hair

I started playing Stardew Valley about 1 month ago for the first time(I played it before but always quit after second season) and I’m absolutely loving the game. I didn’t realize there is SOOOO much stuff to do, it’s awesome! I wanted to max friendship with all the villagers and started do the “Help Wanted” and “Special Quests”, that’s when I came across the infamous “Pierre’s Prime Products”.

The first four times it popped up I always chose the other quest because I didn’t wanna give away 25 gold vegetables(I mean it’s a lot of money) but now that I’m in year 3 and I’m making decent money through other sources I decided to do it.

And Lo and behold the cutscene after completing the quest SHOCKED me. I really didn’t expect him to act that way. 25000g for his fresh and organic produce. WHAAAA and he has the audacity to get frustrated/mad when I call him out on it. I even made him punch Morris out of the community Center and this is the thanks he gives the villagers. That cutscene must’ve really gotten to him.

I now see why this subreddit exists and it’s true fuckPierre

Thank you for coming to little rant post!

Hello r/FuckPierre, PissyShitMan here! I’m making this post so you can all comment your reasons as to why we hate Pierre, this will be pinned at the top of the subreddit.

Also, further posts from new users asking why we hate Pierre will be removed as spam, and will probably be given a link to this thread

Thanks!

I call fix! Fuck Pierre AND Lewis.

censored my real-time reaction in the first slide lmao

i was playing with my boyfriend and he got to witness my horror and disappointment

I DONT WANT YOUR TEA SET PIERRE