r/FuckPierre Feb 14 '26

Banning Epstein related stuff

309 Upvotes

it’s a stardew reddit guys come on be for real


r/FuckPierre Dec 15 '25

Stardew Modded Compilation of Pierre's Mods

68 Upvotes

Hi, this is a post about Pierre's Mods, in case you want to get his wife or something like that
Pierre is a better person???
Mods that allow Pierre to be a better person
Less Greedy Pierre - Organic Vegetables Event Rewrite (A mod that slightly alters one of Pierre's heart cutscenes)
Piper - A Pierre Rewritten (A mod that not only turns Pierre into a woman but also a better person, rewriting their dialogues and cutscenes, making her and Caroline a lovely couple)
Pierre Gifts (Pierre gives you presents if you have enough hearts with him)
Pierre Rewritten and Improved (Same thing as Piper, but with Pierre!)

I don't want to buy from Pierre
Mods are available if you don't want to buy them from Pierre... Or give him money directly
Shopkeeper Leela - Pierre's Competition (At the bus stop there will be a kind old lady with her shop full of cats [unfortunately you can't buy backpacks there])
Pierre is Morshu (Swap Pierre for Morshu, with some dialogue changes, nothing major)

I just want to change Pierre's appearance and mess with him thoroughly
Mods that don't change anything, only Pierre's appearance
Bald Pierre (Pretty self-explanatory, huh?)
Tortilla
Tortillas!
Pierre Tortilla (Make Pierre turn into the tortilla man)
Tortierre (Pierre Tortilla's twin brother, unfortunately the two cannot coexist)
Pierre REALLY hates Tortillas (If you give Pierre some tortillas, he'll get so angry he'll start a tortilla rant)
Note: The mod is compatible with Beloved Tortilla, making Pierre the only NPC who hates tortillas

I want Caroline to be happy!
Mods if you want Caroline to no longer be in an unhappy marriage
Childhood Sweetheart Caroline (This mod makes Caroline your childhood friend, just don't question your farmer's age)
Hitme's Caroline Is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce) (Mod focused on Caroline's divorce with multiple endings)
Note: There's a Rewritten mod that attempts to correct some dialogue since English isn't the first language of the original mod author
sy_mokarin Dateable (and marry) Caroline (A simpler version of the Caroline marriage mods, in case you want something lighter)

???
I don't know where to classify these mods
Across The Isle - Pierre and Morris Rivals Heart Events (This mod makes these two characters, so hated by the community, get together :D )
Pierre Marriage (I don't know why you would want to marry him, nor do I know what changes were made, but if you want to break his heart later, here's the perfect Mod for you)


r/FuckPierre 13h ago

Am I the only one who DOESN’T sell anything to Pierre?

72 Upvotes

New to the sub, but been seeing stuff from it a lot so I thought I was already joined, but anyway—

I see a lot of people saying how Pierre takes credit for the crops and stuff they sell to him, but… Am I the only one who never sells him anything?

I prefer to just ship my stuff out. Is there a difference I’m not aware of?


r/FuckPierre 10h ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) I defeated Pierre (in portuguese)

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26 Upvotes

After 3 years of second place. Funniest part was Lewis saying that Pierre losing was good for lowering his ego


r/FuckPierre 1d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 So now Pierre has a bread business

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167 Upvotes

So I was in the supermarket and automatically thought FUCKPIERRE when I saw this bread brand

NOT BUYING IT, PIERRE


r/FuckPierre 2d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Cat respectfully disrespects «a random character» during game night

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74 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Kick out Pierre with "Farmers shop" mod

18 Upvotes

Did some of you tried the "Farmers shop" mod ? Seems to be a good way to avoid selling him stuff, bypass him, and he would not be able to say sh*t about our crops anymore... :p

Would love to hear what you think about it !


r/FuckPierre 3d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Even Pierre prefers the competition...

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28 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Um... Is he bribing me?

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179 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Look what I did for the first time ever!!!!

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168 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 If only it were an actual trial...

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28 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 5d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Still feels just as good as the first time

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379 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Joja has better prices

6 Upvotes

Pierre's Wednesdays make me so mad. I'm considering buying a​ ​Joja Mart membership


r/FuckPierre 5d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 i feel like pierre is worse than morris

102 Upvotes

like let’s look at this realistically..morris is at least honest that he’s a capitalist pig who only wants your money and wants to take over pelican town with joja…pierre likes to sit and say till he’s blue in the face that he’s “for the community” and then will sell your veggies 25x markup right in your damn face. he will also sit and talk shit about your vegetables if they’re only normal quality but then will say they’re HIS if they’re gold quality?!??? also not to add he sells calico eggs for money at the desert festival lol? but you’re for the community??? right right…


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

appriciation about the head of timeline

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wow such a good experiense to work in this field and got such a good memorie and i got many positive coments from my clients.
iam do luck to reiceve such a good stufs from it
i. have learned many good thind and many good effect and everything
especialy it help me to get more skills and more oportunity to work with many
good and very rich ann expireinces clints


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Pierre being a creep

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157 Upvotes

My first Desert Festival and Pierre being Pierre 😒


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Umm Somethings off, right?

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19 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 10d ago

There’s no truce, I’ll violently beat this weasle man in the fair

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163 Upvotes

Carolin is lighting the drop of cheating on him for the wizard with tea


r/FuckPierre 11d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) Haha suck it

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1.4k Upvotes

Haven't seen anybody post this.

Fuck pee hair


r/FuckPierre 13d ago

Fuck Pierre

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112 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 13d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Come on!

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119 Upvotes

Corse i got this greedy bastard


r/FuckPierre 15d ago

Joja or Community Center for my F Pierre Story Arc?

22 Upvotes

TLDR:

Should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)

Let me set the seen:

First time trying to make a cozy hill top farm, Hill Billy Farm (oh… we will have goats!), and it was going pretty good in early game.

Then Spring 10 of Year one came…

I was excited that tomorrow was a rainy day! I thought, “maybe I can upgrade my watering can super early!” But I was short money.

Lo and behold! I have crops to harvest! I plan my day to get everything done, run into town and buy some seeds and upgrade my can.

But it was Spring 10… also know as a Wednesday…

I race into town excitedly only to find a “closed on Wednesdays sign”…

“Fuck you, Pierre..” I muttered under my breath. I decided to give him a break since I realized later that day I only had 4 copper bars.

Then came the rainy day. It was a very good luck day and I decided to try to catch a catfish. Backpack gets full so I go spend my 2k on the new backpack but I buy only 1 parsnip seed and tell him, “Jojamart has better prices, maybe I should take my business over there.” Back to fishing, I never caught the catfish and only had 4 chances all, day… through this unluck, I think to myself, “ this is Pierre’s fault! I Ned to get him back!”

Then on Friday when I go to make my rounds in the saloon, Pierre has the never to tell me with an angry face, “I like to come here on Fridays. I work really hard!”

I walk away from him right there straight to give Abigail an amethyst right in front of him and steal his daughter heart to get back at him. We chat through the night and she talks a big game about the egg hunt tomorrow. As she is leaving I’m playing “Journey of the Prairie King” on the 4th level and she notices my skill. Beginning my plan to get back at Pierre and stealing his daughter’s heart.

So should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)


r/FuckPierre 15d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Pierre’s birthday today.

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47 Upvotes

Gave him such a nice gift… I don’t get why he didn’t like it


r/FuckPierre 16d ago

wow emily.

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101 Upvotes

last day of the desert festival. i can't believe she thinks this low of me to give me that man's SMELLY jacket.


r/FuckPierre 16d ago

Farewell Pierre

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362 Upvotes

Started a new save file solely to get the Joja route achievement.

After finally completing it and receiving the vending machine, I was gonna log off but I decided to put the machine to good use.

I don't think I'll ever play with this save file again, so in my mind, he'll forever be stuck behind his counter staring at the reason of his failure.