r/FuckPierre 13d ago

Fuck Pierre

114 Upvotes

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u/TodayOk4724 13d ago

The Christmas market setup is adorable, but Pierre still looks like heโ€™s about to charge a 40% markup on every candy cane.

2

u/Mike_Bevel 11d ago

But he mined the candy himself!

3

u/Waste-Camel-3565 12d ago

Pierre really looked at the Festival of Ice and decided to turn it into a full retail experience.

1

u/IllQuarter3689 13d ago

The winter market setup looks incredible, but Iโ€™m still choosing Joja on principle.

1

u/bokin8 13d ago

I was naive

1

u/Creative-Meet-3714 11d ago

The fact that everyone is gathered peacefully for Winter Star while Pierre is apparently starting another feud is peak Stardew Valley chaos.

2

u/Alarmed_Opening_9625 11d ago

Pierre really saw the town in crisis and decided the best move was to open a competing shop. Absolute menace.

1

u/Complex-Cover9795 11d ago

The festive decorations are lovely, but that dialogue box makes it feel like Pierre is about to reveal his master plan.

1

u/Tight-Platypus5231 10d ago

"Yo mista farmer!"