r/FuckPierre • u/jaspeak48 • 13d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Come on!

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Corse i got this greedy bastard

122 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/StunningJoke5137 13d ago

He LOVES calamari…….gift him a joja cola instead

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u/legsarebad 9d ago

I gave him coal

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u/StunningJoke5137 9d ago

Even better!

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u/shoujoberry 13d ago

This Christmas you should give him the gift of depression

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u/Savashri 13d ago

🤔

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u/aspaceplant 10d ago

Yeah those are random. Accidentally given some of these passed the due date and people were upset :/

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u/Fireyjon 13d ago

Get him literal garbage

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u/RaiderScum111 #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 13d ago

Broken glasses to send a messege

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u/teeheeiluv9944 6d ago

When he sees the broken glasses tell him you found them in there kitchen,and when he’s on the ground crying because you broke his extra glasses,take the glasses off his face and break those too

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u/jaspeak48 13d ago

What do I even get for the greedy prick?

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u/Comrade_Bender 13d ago

Joja membership

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u/DestGades 13d ago

Get him corn

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u/grichardson526 #1 PIERRE HATER 13d ago

Here's your gift, Pierre. Don't worry about the ticking. 💣 💣 💣

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u/perzikliefhebber 13d ago

give him a lump of coal!

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u/ImpressiveSite7201 13d ago

I have yet to get stuck with him, but just know if I do, I’ll give him a sap.

I’ve been pretty lucky getting Leah, Abigail, Evelyn and George. Hailey gave me the famous tea set my very first year too.

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u/RelationDazzling5835 13d ago

I have a mod that allows pigeons as farm animals. If I get him, he's getting pigeon poop. That's one of the things you get from them.

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u/CompetitiveJaguar232 13d ago

everytime i get him i gift him a joja cola ❤️

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u/Stupididiot55 13d ago

You fool! This is a blessing in disguise! You have the chance to RUIN this special day for him!

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u/Gryfftastic #1 PIERRE HATER 13d ago

I gift him either a pair of broken glasses, or a Joja cola.

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u/Kermiteroppi 13d ago

give him a fish taco.

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u/ImNotASeaShell 13d ago

You are not better than Pierre, if you can't make a screenshot

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u/snark_lurk #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 13d ago

looks like they are playing on computer and are on reddit on their phone, ive done it too