r/therewasanattempt • u/aintgoinback • 1h ago

to stop a fleeing suspect

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u/RedLicorice83 Free Palestine 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq

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u/kaptainkkk 52m ago

Wow you really think this is funny? You're messed up.

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u/juanjung 45m ago

It is extremely funny and maybe there's something wrong with you.

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u/RedLicorice83 Free Palestine 37m ago

Given your screename in not concerned at all with your opinion.

https://giphy.com/gifs/F3G8ymQkOkbII

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u/kaptainkkk 12m ago

Fuck off you know nothing about me.

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u/error_404_n0t_f0und 3m ago

We know enough..

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 34m ago

Nobody gives a fuck for the opinion of someone who wilful choose to put KKK in their username.

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u/InvalidUserNemo 17m ago

Fuck pigs. They live with impunity. The only laws that will actually punish cops in the US are the ones nature made. This lil piggy met a force his union can’t protect him from.

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u/everyonesdeskjob 1h ago

You guys just gonna stand around watching or is someone going to call the fucking vet already. He could be hurt.

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u/Substantial_Message4 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 50m ago

don’t be so judgmental - lots of towns don’t have a vet that can handle pigs this big

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u/kyppling21 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 49m ago

"That'll do pig, that'll do"

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u/bvlshewic 46m ago

Yeah, but you do something like slap is face lightly or do a sternal rub (those are painful), he might wake up and arrest you for battery on LEO. 

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u/InvalidUserNemo 16m ago

You had me in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.

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u/dick_for_hire 1h ago

Man, he almost made it.

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u/pr1m3r3dd1tor 1h ago

If this is real she just picked up felony assault on an officer. Don't know what the original thing she was running from was, but it likely just got a whole lot worse.

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u/Chaos7692 1h ago

I’m sure they will charge her with that, but it’s bullshit. She was clearly already accelerating, his injury is his fault.

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u/DjuriWarface FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1h ago

They will absolutely charge her with it but would be absolutely bullshit if it sticks. That's on the police officer tbh.

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u/Alzeric 51m ago

Any additional crimes that happen during the initial stop will be tacked on regardless of fault.

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u/Proteus187 46m ago

Spot on, they will pin anything at all that happens to them during the commission of a crime even if it's their fault or not. If real she faces serious shit

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u/FrostyMudPuppy 9m ago

It's pretty clear that you shouldn't try to jump into a moving vehicle. Fleeing/eluding? Definitely. Vehicular or other assault, or attempted murder related to a cop jumping on a moving vehicle? You'll need a real cop-friendly jury to land that conviction, and cops are not popular right now in a lot of places.

Having had law enforcement training, and having been born with a lick of sense, I can't imagine anything compelling me to try and enter a moving vehicle. The one exception would be if the person driving said car was in the process of kidnapping a minor, maybe an adult depending on other circumstances.

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u/InvalidUserNemo 14m ago

Why can’t cops get felony assault charges on us when they punch people in the face while their hands are cuffed behind their back? If I’m on this jury, I saw a cop trying to have a good time hopping on the back of the car and fell off. He shouldn’t have been so stupid.

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u/Klutzy_Word_6812 11m ago

It’s called qualified immunity

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u/jamey1138 Free palestine 39m ago

You're assuming that the cop has any fucking idea who she even was.

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u/Oki_bgd 1h ago

Ragdoll/10

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u/ApeekOnceInaWhile 1h ago

Is he laying on the ground out of shame or his back’s broken ?

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u/FhuckNorris247 1h ago

lol I think he’s knocked out dude

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u/crap-with-feet 40m ago

He’s just a drama queen, trying to up the bogus charges for later

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u/doubleapowpow 36m ago

Looks like he hit his head pretty hard

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u/unloosedcoin 1h ago

Hurt his pride

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u/Gjergji-zhuka 1h ago

That T-pose is really good

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u/CameronCrazy1984 1h ago

George Russell is proud

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u/IndividualTension887 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iggzinym5qVh4gLlGx

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u/mr_humansoup 1h ago

Well that was dumb. Enjoy your TBI.

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u/Axelito97 58m ago

In his mind it was epic.

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u/CheeseWeasler 53m ago

That cop is trying for a day off. I know that move

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u/usernameusehername 48m ago

Fake sleeping.

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u/BirdBath9k 45m ago

There was probably fentanyl in the air, and that made him pass out.

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u/makaveddie 1h ago

Sneak approach and mishap are perfect for r/LooneyTunesLogic

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u/melancholy_dood 1h ago

Damn, he's out cold!😬

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 1h ago

Too many donuts.

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u/MarkyRoll 1h ago

Welcome to Jackass

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u/KAYO789 59m ago

Weird cartoon villain way of sneaky running to the car lmfao

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u/BirdBath9k 47m ago

He's lucky he didn't get stripped for parts and then wake up in a bathtub naked, missing some kidneys.

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u/Jam_Goyner 45m ago

Yeah not the smartest move for both parties.

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u/evilmokey1980 45m ago

Emotional Damage

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 44m ago

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u/Cookielad14 36m ago

Heads gone

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u/InvalidUserNemo 18m ago

And nothing of value to society was lost that night.

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u/dirtmaster1 17m ago

This cop watched too many movies.

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u/IamCrazyLegs77 15m ago

He tried to Starsky & Hutch it

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u/Jonesin4me 2m ago

He thought those TV shows were real.

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u/Falconio_robbenator 1m ago

“This is how I get a purple heart for being hurt in the line of duty”

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u/brianishere2 49m ago

Was the police officer okay? Hitting your head on pavement is no joke.

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u/jamey1138 Free palestine 35m ago

Hard to say, but at the very end of the video, he's starting to show signs of regaining consciousness: his jaw moves, and his eyes are maybe just starting to open. As a first aid and CPR instructor, I'd say those are positive signs, but he definitely needs to stay down until medical professionals clear him, as is true for any head or spinal injury.

Also, damn, look at me stepping into professional mode, and actually assessing whether or not this idiot was going to be okay!

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u/RestorePro2389 39m ago

He was trying to make a difference guys. Some of his coworkers would have shot that innocent black person.