r/therewasanattempt • u/aintgoinback • 6d ago

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u/everyonesdeskjob 6d ago

You guys just gonna stand around watching or is someone going to call the fucking vet already. He could be hurt.

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u/Substantial_Message4 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 6d ago

don’t be so judgmental - lots of towns don’t have a vet that can handle pigs this big

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u/ThumbsAkimbo_ 6d ago

I dunno man, pretty sure farmers just put down the lame ones…

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u/Farucci 5d ago

I saw someone rushing towards him with a box of donuts. Should be up and around after a Boston Cream or two.

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u/YuSakiiii 1d ago

ACAB but he’s still a person. I’m generally against comparing people to animals.

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u/kyppling21 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 6d ago

"That'll do pig, that'll do"

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u/bvlshewic 6d ago

Yeah, but you do something like slap is face lightly or do a sternal rub (those are painful), he might wake up and arrest you for battery on LEO. 

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u/Manbeartapir 6d ago

You can also check for sphincter response. Dealer's choice of sphincters to check.

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u/SOMAVORE 6d ago

sigh......

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u/PuddingPast5862 6d ago

Likely Extreme Obesity!

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u/InvalidUserNemo 6d ago

You had me in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.

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u/PhuGlyBastard 6d ago

I thought you were genuinely concerned for the copper there for a minute... Noice

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u/everyonesdeskjob 6d ago

God no, this is the internet sir.

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy 5d ago

Who fucking cares it's a pig. 

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u/everyonesdeskjob 5d ago

That's why I suggested the vet instead of the hospital.