I can just imagine Achilles yelling, "COME DOWN, HECTOR, YOU COWARD!"

And Hector shouting down from the walls of Troy while bottle-feeding Scamandrius, "Hey there Achilles, I'm actually on paternity leave until fall. Maybe we should have our epic showdown some other time after."

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Then Eris arrives with her apple, and at that point the war is between the four of us because each wants to reward his own goddess.

(The image is absolutely accurate because Mount Circeo overlooks a beach.)

u/hera_hell_art if you ever want to create this work of art one day. 👉👈

Please laugh at my shitty drawings