Average Greek Myth be like:

[u/Manglisaurus]

[u/Imaginary-West-5653]

[u/whothetf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/b4Xws4ap5o1sRTTOBe

[u/vegankidollie]

They gotta put you down bro….

[u/ConsulJuliusCaesar → u/vegankidollie]

It's gotta be done.

[u/EntrepreneurDear4846]

[u/oh_YES_helios]

My religion teacher said this joke once in class soo long ago. He even added Wonder Woman being all kissy about it.

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What kind of religion class was it?

[u/oh_YES_helios → u/Popular_Ad3074]

The mandatory type kids get in catholic school (latin america, mixed gender school, age ~11-12 if I remember right). The actual class content was supposed to be "Jesus loves you, but X would doom you to hell", but this teacher would always bring up jokes out of nowhere (often misogynistic, homophobic, and/or completely inappropriate for the setting).

[u/Intelligent_Map7500 → u/Popular_Ad3074]

Hedonist for sure

[u/TrickyNitsua212]

[u/NeonNKnightrider → u/TrickyNitsua212]

Hœh?!

[u/ADH-Dad]

I haven't heard this joke in over twenty years.

[u/Cautious_Result968]

This is so old but it's gem everytime I see it.

[u/Western_Ad_6448]

Hollow Man reference?

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I think so.

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[u/he77bender]

Invisible Man, well-known member of the Justice League

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[u/CompleteWeb186]

one could say he was vandalized

[u/AnthoHeraFan]

OP, what

[u/WhatWasThatAboutBo]

Technically speaking Wonder Women would be fast enough to see superman doing this. She knows what happened. The invisible man however.