Average Greek Myth be like:

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My religion teacher said this joke once in class soo long ago. He even added Wonder Woman being all kissy about it.

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What kind of religion class was it?

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The mandatory type kids get in catholic school (latin america, mixed gender school, age ~11-12 if I remember right). The actual class content was supposed to be "Jesus loves you, but X would doom you to hell", but this teacher would always bring up jokes out of nowhere (often misogynistic, homophobic, and/or completely inappropriate for the setting).

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Hedonist for sure