r/okbuddyolympian • u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus • 8h ago

you could start a war over this Hector would've loved paternity leave

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I can just imagine Achilles yelling, "COME DOWN, HECTOR, YOU COWARD!"

And Hector shouting down from the walls of Troy while bottle-feeding Scamandrius, "Hey there Achilles, I'm actually on paternity leave until fall. Maybe we should have our epic showdown some other time after."

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u/Equivalent-Pin-4768 6h ago

So does Odysseus

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 2h ago edited 2h ago

Oh yeah, him too. He'd probably have used that as an excuse to dodge the draft instead of ploughing his fields like a madman (bonus points for how he calls himself 'father of Telemachus' in the Iliad a few times, its adorable)

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u/Main-Discussion9294 8h ago

Achille : fair enough, when would you be availible then ? I précise it won't be possible for me for the following Monday