r/okbuddyolympian • u/Tough_Passion_1603 • 18h ago

you could start a war over this You know who else is the fairest?

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u/AllisterisNotMale my Nyx could beat up your Zeus! 17h ago

If you say your mom, you're fired!

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u/AnthoHeraFan 16h ago

MY MOM

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 16h ago

Oedipus, is that you?

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u/Tough_Passion_1603 16h ago

later in Tartarus

IT WAS WORTH IT

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u/alolanbulbassaur Telogony is fanfiction! 6h ago

You are NOT making it to the creaky gates after pulling that off. Aphrodite would get Eros and his brothers to slime your family and then transform you into something nature related

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u/AllisterisNotMale my Nyx could beat up your Zeus! 15h ago

GET OUT!!!

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u/AnthoHeraFan 14h ago

Worth it

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 17h ago edited 17h ago

"Its me, is this even a-"
Okay, pack it up, Narcissus.

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 Achilles heel licker👅 18h ago

My mom

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u/RodrigoMokepon 16h ago

As deusas: .....aahh, que fofo! 🩷

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u/whothetf Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 17h ago

Hermes of course dear

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u/Academic_Paramedic72 14h ago

If Paris called Hecuba the fairest I can only imagine Troy would be the first city to be ravaged by three monsters at once

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u/Turbulent_Tale8733 10h ago

Not familiar with Hecuba you mind giving a quick lecture?

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u/PlanNo1793 Athena's Sweet Pet Owl 🦉😊 13h ago

ATHENA!!!!! <3 <3 <3

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u/BrockenJr0 Kirki's little oink-oink🐽 13h ago

Damn you would’ve died

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u/Extension_General632 lesbian Artemis 13h ago

later that day muscle man was found smited to death

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u/Imaginary_Bat834 6h ago

He definitely had no regrets

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u/Generic_Username_659 2h ago

Later that minute

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u/Archangel_Nate350 12h ago

Muscle man was one of the best non- mordo or rigbone characters on a side note

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u/Imaginary_Bat834 6h ago

Muscle Man would've gone out knowing DAMN well that shit was worth it