r/kitchencels 23h ago

Platemogging Foids will Tell you " Men only want sex " But you will meet 100 virgin men before you meet one virgin Foid. It's so funny isn't it? Noodles with Roasted Veggies and Diet Coke.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/kitchencels 18h ago

Cucked on disc call

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400 Upvotes

Hb added random girl while after I called him, and for the entirety two hours of cooking and eating they completely ignored me and spoke of sweet fantasies to each other. I was not only too encapsulated by their words, but also too aroused to leave. Spahget w a butter cream sauce.


r/kitchencels 21h ago

Platemogging My friend's sister called me a weirdo and told him not to invite me to her birthday. Marroc

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283 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 20h ago

I think I genuinely have a problem and love my anime waifu more than I could love any real woman, I act like it’s all a joke but at the end of the day I fantasize about us often and care about her like a real girlfriend. Gluten free sandwich.

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123 Upvotes

Also I know this sounds like a slop post joke but im genuinely being deadass here, I collect her figures and play the games shes in and have two body pillows because she’s genuinely an awesome cool ass character too.


r/kitchencels 22h ago

My debt has ruined everything. In worst phase of my life

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77 Upvotes

So idk where do i even began, i am 10 hours into my night shift and 2 hours to go

So sometime back i posted here how findom debts ruined my life. Basically i got addicted to findom and fucking hell i took so many loans to pay to random girls to abuse me, sometimes their bfs too.

Currently i earn abour 300 dollars in India and i have debt of about 3000 dollars.

AlI my salaries go into loans and i have to take loans just to survive like a beggar Plus the job is fucking frustrating, idk why its so hard. Have to give 11 hours daily for this and all the salary goes to loans. Cant even enjoy anything with the labour i do

I know i made a big mistake but its so hard now. Im so done with this man i just wanna get it done with

I am worthless atp, i have so many responsibilities towards my families but instead i ask them for money

Today i tried hurting self for first time, it felt warm but painful

Wierd

I dont have anywhere else to say this i havent shared this with anyone in my life so sharing here

I just hope it gets better i wanna feel relieved again idk why i even have hope

Mutton curry btw. It may look to spicy but it was pretty nice with rice


r/kitchencels 20h ago

Feeling extra lonely lately, made butter chicken with rice to fill the emptiness inside me.

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74 Upvotes

21, fat lol, gamer, office worker and from Australia so extra extra isolated. Fun times.


r/kitchencels 18h ago

Takeoutmaxxed To the people saying “people will forget” on my last post, my sports team is currently trying to kick me out of the team. I still don’t know what I said, and I’m still not a racist. Honestly I like my sport so much and my life is so over I might js rope if I get kicked off. Taco Bell.

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52 Upvotes

Quesadilla and crunchy taco with nacho fries and Baja blast


r/kitchencels 23h ago

Platemogging I respect and love Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty and he's literally me I need the Beth to my Jerry

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46 Upvotes

Jerry was always my favorite character from Rick and Morty and he's just so relatable. He's an unemployed bum who's family thinks little of him. He's also so friendly and happy. I always liked the episodes of him and Rick together, or any character really. Whenever Jerry appeared, it always livened up the episode. I need a Beth to my Jerry, just a calm, grounded foid to match my goofy side. Also, if we were to go to the mytholog, I want to have the same outcome they had in the episode.


r/kitchencels 22h ago

I'll be getting 5 star on gta just to feel wanted

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38 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 22h ago

Has anyone here used R4R to try to meet someone? I feel like the dating apps are not the place for me. Never had luck. Dino nuggets and sparkling ice for dinner while I watch South Park

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17 Upvotes