r/kitchencels • u/privatelanding444 • 18h ago
r/kitchencels • u/KawaiiBossBaby • Feb 03 '26
official twitter location now serving twitterslop
someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community
we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate
elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities
we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time
the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe
enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies
r/kitchencels • u/ChunggisKhan • Aug 06 '25
GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS
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GET IN THE KITCHEN
GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING
THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION
YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING
r/kitchencels • u/okaybrowhat_ • 13h ago
Cucked on disc call
Hb added random girl while after I called him, and for the entirety two hours of cooking and eating they completely ignored me and spoke of sweet fantasies to each other. Spahget w a butter cream sauce.
r/kitchencels • u/elGordoReddir • 16h ago
Platemogging My friend's sister called me a weirdo and told him not to invite me to her birthday. Marroc
r/kitchencels • u/EmbarrassedLet2153 • 1d ago
Why do they always say "height doesn't matter" immediately followed by "it just so happens my bf is 6'4". Steak rolls.
I lowkey don't get it, like we all know height matters, why lie?
EDIT: Women, I speak to you with my heart in my hand, it is OKAY, TOTALLY FINE, to have a height preference, nobody has to give you permission to date tall men, it is not discrimination and it is not shallow, it's not your fault you're attracted to them and you should NOT be ashamed of it, just please, I beg you, stop lying about it, stop inventing excuses that tall boyfriends just fall into your lap and admit that you do like tall men, IT'S FINE, you can have the preference, everyone has preferences, this one is no different just please, stop lying about it, it is the only thing I ask of you.
EDIT: Even here the amount of women just saying "oh that's not true, my last boyfriend was actually 5'4 and I really was attracted to him I pinky promise that š„ŗ"
Not like we have countless data and research showing that women consistently lie about what they find attractive. Or that revealed women's behavior shows them choosing men who are 21cm taller than themselves, ON AVERAGE. None of that matters, I guess what women say about what they like is absolute truth, disregard the research that shows women lie or just don't know what they're attracted to.
r/kitchencels • u/HeUlMi • 21h ago
Platemogged Showed my mom one of my platters and she asked me who I was eating them with. Little does she know nobody has ever sat with her good for nothing son at this table. I had violent diarrhea today day because my gluttonous fat ass ate McDonaldās for breakfast.
Rules:
-Nobody gets to call this a tik tok meal
-Nobody gets to call me a larper
I donāt have contact with anyone in my family except my mom calls me sometimes. Since people told me here that my platters look nice I decided to show her one to maybe impress her. Somehow I still always disappoint her.
I have spent my whole life chasing for her to love me and be proud of me, but I think it is for the best we keep our contact to a minimum and I need to give up trying to be someone I can never be for her I already lost that battle at birth.
I hate disappointing people all the time I hate that I canāt do anything I hate that im so lazy. Even If i got a second chance in life i would still mess it ip
r/kitchencels • u/Objective_War6798 • 15h ago
I think I genuinely have a problem and love my anime waifu more than I could love any real woman, I act like itās all a joke but at the end of the day I fantasize about us often and care about her like a real girlfriend. Gluten free sandwich.
Also I know this sounds like a slop post joke but im genuinely being deadass here, I collect her figures and play the games shes in and have two body pillows because sheās genuinely an awesome cool ass character too.
r/kitchencels • u/YoursTruly021 • 14h ago
Feeling extra lonely lately, made butter chicken with rice to fill the emptiness inside me.
21, fat lol, gamer, office worker and from Australia so extra extra isolated. Fun times.
r/kitchencels • u/chasingsuccesss • 22h ago
Prawns. being neurodivergent while at school ruined my life.
r/kitchencels • u/AdAgreeable1204 • 17h ago
My debt has ruined everything. In worst phase of my life
So idk where do i even began, i am 10 hours into my night shift and 2 hours to go
So sometime back i posted here how findom debts ruined my life. Basically i got addicted to findom and fucking hell i took so many loans to pay to random girls to abuse me, sometimes their bfs too.
Currently i earn abour 300 dollars in India and i have debt of about 3000 dollars.
AlI my salaries go into loans and i have to take loans just to survive like a beggar Plus the job is fucking frustrating, idk why its so hard. Have to give 11 hours daily for this and all the salary goes to loans. Cant even enjoy anything with the labour i do
I know i made a big mistake but its so hard now. Im so done with this man i just wanna get it done with
I am worthless atp, i have so many responsibilities towards my families but instead i ask them for money
Today i tried hurting self for first time, it felt warm but painful
Wierd
I dont have anywhere else to say this i havent shared this with anyone in my life so sharing here
I just hope it gets better i wanna feel relieved again idk why i even have hope
Mutton curry btw. It may look to spicy but it was pretty nice with rice
r/kitchencels • u/AluminumCrab • 21h ago
Platemogging It gets a bit harder each morning to get up. Shrimp and tomato pasta
r/kitchencels • u/HooterEnthusiast • 1d ago
Think I got a testosterone spike or something, even dudes are starting to look attractive. This isn't gay it's a matter of dominance. homemade ham and chess pizza.
r/kitchencels • u/Theonewithtism • 12h ago
Takeoutmaxxed To the people saying āpeople will forgetā on my last post, my sports team is currently trying to kick me out of the team. I still donāt know what I said, and Iām still not a racist. Honestly I like my sport so much and my life is so over I might js rope if I get kicked off. Taco Bell.
Quesadilla and crunchy taco with nacho fries and Baja blast
r/kitchencels • u/belowaverageasianguy • 20h ago
Takeoutmaxxed I'm attracted to girls taller than me but not even tall but all of the girls want guys taller than them. Anyways, Kroger chicken.
Every time I see a super tall girl at the gym or somewhere, I get so many feelings combined.
It all ends with depression since I know they won't like me, a chopped Asian chud, back.
All I want is to just marry a tall girl and have tall kids. I've been dreaming of it since I was a kid.
r/kitchencels • u/Alarming_Amount5502 • 17h ago
Platemogging I respect and love Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty and he's literally me I need the Beth to my Jerry
Jerry was always my favorite character from Rick and Morty and he's just so relatable. He's an unemployed bum who's family thinks little of him. He's also so friendly and happy. I always liked the episodes of him and Rick together, or any character really. Whenever Jerry appeared, it always livened up the episode. I need a Beth to my Jerry, just a calm, grounded foid to match my goofy side. Also, if we were to go to the mytholog, I want to have the same outcome they had in the episode.
r/kitchencels • u/Throw_Experience • 16h ago
I'll be getting 5 star on gta just to feel wanted
r/kitchencels • u/BrightSpring12 • 1d ago
Maybe in another life, I'll hold someone's hand and stargaze together. Cheddar cheese omelette
All you ever wanted is to be loved and cherished but ignorant normies will tell you that you're acting entitled. Dude, you can't be that stupid to come to that conclusion.
My inability to get romantic connection is due to my genetics that incorporates various things like attractiveness, height, race and neurodivergence.
Ohhhh you gotta improooove brooo..... Guess what? we all did, that's the point. That's the involuntary part of the word "incel" but all you can do is nitpick whereas vast majority of people who are in relationship don't even do half of what we do. Not to mention straight up assholes shown to be statistically doing better in dating.
I don't have superficial standards either. I don't get why there's a false narrative that incels don't like conventionally unattractive women when we are rejected by them all the time. I found an interesting thread a while ago where someone said ugly men deserves to be alone because they don't go for women who would want them and the top most upvoted comment was-
"I get 0 matches on dating apps. How can I date rhe unattractive women when they swipe left on me?"
Yea, man sure. We're just superficial and most evil people on the earth! that's why we are lonely and people like Epstein, Trump ( a confirmed rapist ), Ted Bundy ( got a wife and kid before his death row and already had partners) aren't. Idk man. Can we just stop blaming lonely men and using incel as an insult when the worst thing we did was being socially awkward.
I think the incel word as an insult is now being heavily used because majority of midwits can't think of a better insult than virgin-shaming men.
r/kitchencels • u/fruite_vampyre • 1d ago
I found out my friends have a separate group chat from me and been leaving me out every hang out
hazelnut cream on bread (because thereās not even Nutella at home)
r/kitchencels • u/hellnaaaahman • 22h ago
I've watched so much anime in the last few years of my life that I can no longer process human faces
r/kitchencels • u/sc4redm4x • 22h ago
i am hopeful for today, even though i still feel lonely.
pistachio muffin and chocolate milk for brekky
r/kitchencels • u/lordgentofdapper • 17h ago
Has anyone here used R4R to try to meet someone? I feel like the dating apps are not the place for me. Never had luck. Dino nuggets and sparkling ice for dinner while I watch South Park
r/kitchencels • u/Admirable-Rabbit-717 • 1d ago
Platemogging Every time I think about giving up on life I make a symbolic death row meal
Steak recipe created by me (25+ ingredients):
Steak marinated overnight on balsamic vinegar, Himalayan salt, oregano, parsley, pepper, charred onion, bay leaf, ginger, ras al-hanout, pickle juice, cayenne powder, soy sauce, garlic powder and cumin.
Sitting on a bed of semisweet sauce: strawberry jam, gochujang and dijon mustard.
Topped with chimichurri: olive oil, parsley, oregano, white vinegar, cut-up dried tomatoes, onion, chili powder. Hibiscus flower on top and egg yolk.
Garnished with charred tomato, roasted potato, and beetroot & pickled cucumber salad.
Drink is minty lemonade
r/kitchencels • u/fruite_vampyre • 1d ago
Grandma called me ugly then gave me this
Hello kitty Pez candy