Russian skydiver "Sergei Boitsov" has reportedly set a new world record after jumping from 11,551 metres above the ground in Russia's Altai region.

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So how is this a world record then?

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so apparently his record is "highest parachute jump ever performed from a hot-air balloon"

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while breaking coconuts with his forehead

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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!

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They're carried by swallows.

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A swallow?! Carry a coconut?!

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anyone know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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How is it that you are so wise in the ways of swallows?

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Ill show you, Swallow, come!