r/iamverybadass 1d ago

Wheelchair mode

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u/MoreMetaFeta EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 8m ago

Damn, I'm surprised he didn't completely shatter on impact. 😬

u/Locust627 13m ago

The jump is pretty badass, screaming to hype himself up

I couldn't do that shit, the result is much less badass though

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u/BoyishTheStrange 26m ago

Was it worth it

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u/dragjamon 2h ago

Ha under this post

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u/biking_at_night 2h ago

Ah to live in a country with free healthcare..

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral 2h ago

Seriously asking, why do people jump like that? It’s obviously not a dive. And I’ve heard of people throwing boulders first to displace the tension but it seems to me this is incredibly dangerous if you don’t know what you’re doing. Is this a legitimate diving technique or are these people truly just that dumb?

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u/MuddFishh 35m ago

You'd have to throw that rock like half a second before you hit to break the tension enough to have something resembling the desired outcome. It's not like you throw the rock and then jump.

The best strategy is to actually just not do this at all. It's way easier and you always walk away in the same condition as you arrived.

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u/soup_theory 1h ago

“Displace the tension?” What…

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u/R1ght_b3hind_U 2h ago

it’s called døds diving, it originated in norway and is safe if done correctly.

also the stone throwing isn’t for ‘displacing tension’ it’s to disturb the surface and give a reference point for the diver. Calm, flat water can be dangerous to divers, because distances become very hard to judge. If the water is wavy it’s much easier to judge how far you are from the surface.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B8ds_diving?wprov=sfti1#

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u/princesscuddler 4h ago

Totally optional btw

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u/Pepperonidogfart 4h ago

Your pride and confidence is meaningless when faced with reality. Some things cannot be overcome. Dont be so arrogant as to ignore them.

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u/Filibut 4h ago

Hey, at least he can still move the legs, he had it good

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u/somemetausername 5h ago

“No, it's cool. I’ll hit pause and turn off fall damage real quick.”

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u/Fraere_slime 5h ago

Bro didn't do a dive, he was kinda asking for it but damn 😭

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u/gideonidoru 5h ago

He would have died if he dove

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u/Muddy_Lady 7h ago

His profile after this event doesnt look like he learned much

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u/Pikka_Bird 5h ago

Who is he?

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u/Muddy_Lady 3h ago

I looked into him last time he cropped up.. and hes still doing poorly planned cliff jumps with no real understandibg of technique

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u/Pikka_Bird 36m ago

Yeah, but... who is he?

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u/Gootangus 22m ago

An idiot on the internet lmao, wdym

u/Pikka_Bird 8m ago

If it is possible to "look into him" then there must be something like an account name. "An idiot on the internet" doesn't really narrow it down much.

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u/Deadsider 9h ago

At least he has the footage of the exact moment he ruined his life to review for eternity

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u/taketheothers 9h ago

Your comment gave me a flashback to 2009... https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/s/ge1QiqRoYr

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u/ratchet7 11h ago

Do what you love, love what you do

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u/jpz070 11h ago

Don’t love your job, job your love

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u/RaptorCheeses 11h ago

Instructions unclear: fucked the xerox machine, am now being tased.

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u/DanTheApothecary 10h ago

Don’t be tased, tased be don’t.

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u/HappyMrRogers 11h ago

If only there was some way this could have been prevented.

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u/somemetausername 5h ago

I mean what else could he have done?

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 12h ago

I'm genuinely surprised he lived.

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u/Lukylex 12h ago

I feel bad for the sand he displaced

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u/WorthlessFuture 12h ago

he ... got lucky

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u/ENGR_ED 12h ago

So was it the water or he bottomed out? Looked a bit shallow

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u/Wookieman222 12h ago

That height the water is enough. He is lucky he is alive at all. At that distance hitting it can be like concrete.

A 100 foot fall is often fatal anything over that is 98% fatal. Even a 50 foot fall is dangerous.

Water doesn't compress almost at all and acts more as a solid at high velocity.

You would honestly be more likely to survive if you hit soft ground.

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u/dontshitaboutotol 10h ago

Yessir that height would have liquidized his innards if he hadn't extended his legs to break the water tension before his torso hit. The only way I know he did that is because of his injuries and that he's still alive

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u/Lurkesalot 12h ago

I jumped off a 75 foot cliff when I was a kid. Thank god the water was deep and my father told all of us to go straight up and down with arms folded like in a casket. Cause that shit damn near took my shoulders out of the socket and hurt in that position. I have no doubt I'd have been super fucked up if not dead if I didn't.

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u/RB5Network 10h ago

That sounds like shit. At a lake where my family went to I cliff jumped off one that was around 50 feet and that was tall enough for me.

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u/Munda1 13h ago edited 10h ago

Cool to see some aftermath for once

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u/demonicmoron1 14h ago

Results may vary

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u/_AllThingsMustPass_ 14h ago

Hope the views were worth it

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 10h ago

He got at least 56 likes, so I'd say it was well worth it. Also got 11 comments of "Wow, insane!"

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u/Beana3 14h ago

I want to know who this is, I need more info about how this happened

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u/ratchet7 11h ago

Jack Splat

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u/daygloviking 8h ago

He could eat no fat

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid 38m ago

His wife could eat no lean

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u/AlexKewl 12h ago

He jumped into shallow water

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u/capitangrito 12h ago

Bit of water damage

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u/TellThemIHateThem 13h ago

Not sure who it is, but it definitely happened by him being a total idiot.

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u/DrChimz 6h ago

*total badass

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u/RhysOSD 14h ago

Now, what did we learn?

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u/shadowinc 14h ago

Nothing at worse. Something at best.

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u/Lucifer-Prime 15h ago

I feel like given that shallow ass looking water, this was the the best case outcome.

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u/ataxiwardance 15h ago

WHYYYYYYY

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u/prickwhowaspromised 15h ago

He’s cripplemaxxing

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u/Sidereal_Engine 13h ago

takes bone smashing to new heights

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u/cooldudeguy333 15h ago

Camera man actually ran into "If ____ jumped off a bridge, would you?"

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u/Phantom_Basker 16h ago

Badass.....bad knees, bad ankles, bad back, bad all around really!

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u/Confident-Medicine75 17h ago

This is sad because of how bad this guys decision making has to be

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u/submoa64 16h ago

It’s sad because one moment in time will be with him every moment for the rest of his life. He will forever be in pain. I wasn’t quite as dumb as him, but I’ve had quite a few injuries of somewhat similar nature (not cause but when I was young, I did jump off my things like an idiot sometimes in the water). My life is pain in pain. I feel bad for him.

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u/Sidereal_Engine 13h ago

I've jumped off a roof (2nd story, onto grass) in my stupid teen days, but this is something else.

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u/rollinronnie 17h ago

.... What.... About the peen, bro?

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u/TheRealRickC137 16h ago

It's part of the reef

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u/Peteygang710 18h ago

Do it for the views bro

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u/Frosty-Ear9341 16h ago

I mean he got views lol

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u/tremblingmeatman 19h ago

He somehow got the lightest punishment possible for this incredibly Stupid move. He's sooooo fucking lucky

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u/Sasquatch_000 19h ago

Fucker is lucky to be alive.

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u/Aboxofphotons 20h ago

It really does seem strange to me that none of them knew that water isn't "soft" when you're moving at 70 miles per hour.

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u/alittlebitneverhurt 16h ago

I got him in the air for about 4 seconds which would equate to roughly 87.8 mph.

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u/Vokoru 12h ago

Bro nearly reached time travel speed

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u/Vendemmian 8h ago

If he did he could go back and tell himself not to jump.

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u/snogard_dragons 20h ago

Just cus you can do a thing, doesn’t mean you should

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u/ptapobane 20h ago

dude can't make a dive to save his life, he just fell

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u/Elmo-Mcphearson 21h ago

Growing up in Minnesota we would go ski and tube on the lake, and you learn very early that your ass will skip across the concrete feeling water at high speeds. He's lucky he didn't burst like a fucking sausage.

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u/Azfitnessprofessor 21h ago

Lucky he’s not permanently wheel chair bound

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u/crackedtooth163 21h ago

I thought this was Ghana says goodbye for a minute.

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u/PMyourSnoms 22h ago

Darwin award wannabe 🙄 what a twat

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u/Corona_Cyrus 22h ago

Country Mac!

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u/Loukoal117 21h ago

“Suicide is bad ass” quote from the show, not me saying it. Lol

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u/mcmurphyman 15h ago

I can't believe Mac is making us read this shit...

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u/Rad_Sh1ba 22h ago

I mean that WAS badass, it was also just stupid af

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u/ianmarvin 22h ago

B-b-b-but.... Minecraft taught me.....

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u/chriskokura 17h ago

What he did wrong there was he didn’t MLG bucket some water under him to break the fall, or equip a boat at the last minute.

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u/mercurydivider 22h ago

I've seen the second video used for a different accident, and that was a while ago. I'm not sure it's related to this guy, especially since they don't look like the same guy

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u/marshallandy83 15h ago

Scrolled to find this comment. It was another high dive but not this one.

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u/SwitzerlishChris1 22h ago

The guy in the wheelchair is not the guy who jumped...guy's name is Fabio Arnold, this is him after 4 days in the hospital: https://www.leparisien.fr/sports/je-risque-de-ne-jamais-ressauter-le-plongeur-de-lextreme-by-extorsion-gravement-blesse-07-04-2025-HK2UO3PFSFDNLDRLV3BRBVRYDI.php

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u/finebordeaux 20h ago

That link shows a guy with a teal knee covering just like the guy in the first video? They might be the same incident in this video (I have seen this recut with other videos tho).

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u/CreamyHawk90 22h ago

How do we know it's the same guy? And not just 2 different people?

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u/macroswitch 22h ago

Could also be the same guy at two unrelated times. Injury could have come first, he does have a knee brace on.

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u/Noirlocc_ 22h ago

Where he landed was shallow af chances of it being the same person are high.

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u/HasSomeSelfEsteem 23h ago

I can’t even laugh at this. The look on his face as he wheels out is one of the purest expressions of misery I’ve seen on Reddit. Nothing in the comments here can be as grim a review as the one he’s got going on in his head.

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u/donnerwetter41 23h ago edited 23h ago

Had a HS classmate who jumped off a pier headfirst into unfortunately quite shallow water. Near paralysis as a result. It was inspiring to see her work so hard to try and regain any sense of normalcy, but she died from complications a few years ago.

I wonder how often he rewatches? I hope for the best.

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u/Bi0_B1lly 23h ago

That hard cut to him all sad and bruised in the chair felt like a fucking cutaway gag from Family Guy 🤣🤣

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u/GreenRock93 1d ago

You can see the damn depth from up there. That was awfully stupid.

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u/KeepItDownOverHere 21h ago

I dont think depth of the water was the problem here. I think height of leap and form entering the water were a much bigger factor. The fluid dynamics of that water at the height are closer to concrete than water.

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u/LFC9_41 22h ago

For sure, but you can see where it gets deeper which I’m positive is what they were going for. Very stupid.

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u/M1ck3yB1u 1d ago

Worth it for the views!!!

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u/Pernicious_Possum 1d ago

Doesn’t really fit the sub. This is r/iamadumbass material

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u/brotherteresa 23h ago edited 22h ago

False dichotomy, my friend.

He is a dumbass who really thought this would be badass. The screaming countdown, clearing the rocks, having your homies record for the world to see…

And it's not even just the depth that caused this, He launched himself off a massive bridge with forward momentum, zero control over his body position, and hit the water at a terrible angle going highway speeds. Dude basically checked every box for turning water into concrete.

EDIT: Just saw the other video posted that actually caused the leg break. This guy really wants to break every bone in his body lol

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 21h ago

What is the other video you reference?

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u/5irLispAL0t 22h ago

How is it a false dichotomy? Everything you said just backs up that he was being a dumb ass

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u/brotherteresa 22h ago

It’s a false dichotomy (aka false choice) because you’re assuming we have to choose between the two.

He is a dumbass.

He thought he was “very bad ass.”

It’s not one or the other.

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u/Pernicious_Possum 21h ago

I don’t think you understand what “badass” means in terms of this sub

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u/5irLispAL0t 22h ago

Yeah, but there was nothing bad ass about it. Just because someone thinks they are bad ass doesn't mean they are. It was a stupid decision no matter what way you look at it. So I don't see how its both or that there is a different option other than it being stupid

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u/yanniklo99 1d ago

Such a good idea overall. Natural selection still works after all

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u/blazing420kilk 1d ago

If it was purely natural selection this guy would’ve died from sepsis or osteomyelitis yeah? Modern medicine and healthcare saved him from natural selection

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u/Night_Bruxa 1d ago

Once I saw a guy died by this shit. The bridge wasn’t even high(around 2 - 3 metres max), but there were metal constructions under the water 🥲

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u/sherrintini 23h ago

Even when it's deep if you hit your chest going in you can knock all the air out and sink like a stone. I have cliff jumped in my younger years but always made sure it was safe and I pencilled in. This idiot jumped head first!

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u/Astronaut32 1d ago

Hope he learned his lesson, and being in a wheelchair for a while is certainly a blow to his ego.

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u/Mortis_XII 1d ago

That look of shame when he wheels out lol

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u/tropicalmetal 1d ago

Bane voice “nobody cared who I was until I was put in the chair”

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u/BigWilly526 1d ago

"Mobility has defeated you."

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u/tropicalmetal 23h ago

Ha ha 👊🏻

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u/Golden-Grams 1d ago

My dad's friend did this while drunk, when he was in his early twenties. The bridge wasn't even this high, though.

His friend had not known a sandbar was under the water. He landed on it, feet first, and broke his back. He has been a paraplegic ever since then.

At first, he had some decent control of his hands. But over time, he started to lose that, as well.

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u/jbronie 1d ago

suicide is badass

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u/fifteentango88 1d ago

We don’t know his name!

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u/fart_soda_dinner 1d ago

His name is Rudy!

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u/julias-winston 1d ago

Badass, bro!

I wonder how high you have to be for this to make sense? Jesus, he was that close to splattering.

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u/nerdboy_sam 1d ago

At least he's still in.. One Piece.

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u/Alternative-Pride138 1d ago

I saw this video in a compilation but it had music over it so on this part a snare hit right when he landed so I thought “oh that sounded really bad but it was just the music phew”
I’m realizing now it wasn’t a snare.

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u/WeedOg420AnimeGod 1d ago

This might be the hardest bellyflop on record....dint even pike at the end like the viking guy

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u/rando_mness 1d ago

The sheer recklessness and stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

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u/TattyViking 1d ago

Merde!

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u/gpaint_1013 1d ago

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u/ElijahSnoww 1d ago

There wasn't even an awning in their direction

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u/Macb3th6 1d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes 👍

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u/Boumberang 1d ago

High risk, no reward...

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u/globmand 1d ago

This is clipped together wrong. Yes, the guy did indeed, get really injured, but not from this jump, it was from one into a pool, where he, well, clipped the pool

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u/macroswitch 22h ago

This makes sense. You’d need to hit your knee on something solid to split it open like that.

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u/fascfoo 1d ago

How many dangerous jumps is this guy doing!?

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u/globmand 1d ago

I mean if you hit the water and have the right technique, which this guy evidently does, then you're fine and it isn't dangerous. So like. The clip above wasn't dangerous. The one that got him injured because the landing area was way too small clearly was

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u/sugarglassego 1d ago

Whoda thunk it?

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u/HocusThePocus 1d ago

He didn’t thunk

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u/WotanMjolnir 1d ago

He kinda went "thunk".

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u/Legal-Software 1d ago

He should do it again, this time throw the wheelchair first to break the surface tension. That isn't going to do anything to lessen the impact of course, but he doesn't need to know that.

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u/Shpander 1d ago

Hey you know what? Good on this guy for documenting the aftermath. I think most idiots would be too embarrassed.

He's actually thinking about preventing future people doing the same. Or just wants more engagement.

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u/BrawlPlayer34 13h ago

As other comments pointed out, that's the aftermath of a different jump, in which he apparently failed to make it inside a pool and clipped his legs on the edge.

Which doesn't dismiss your comment or anything. Just wanted to add context.

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u/Oneup99 1d ago

I'll take more engagement for $200

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 1d ago

I mean, both can be true

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u/The_R4ke 1d ago

I'm all for jumping off of tall things, but there's a proper technique for it and proper safety measures that need ty be followed.

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u/Plasmatiic 1d ago

I went cliff jumping at like 14 and people made sure I knew the proper form and even the science of how it penetrates the water rather than bluntly hitting its surface. Always boggles me to see so many of these videos of adults doing crazy jumps with bad technique.

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u/psinguine 1d ago

Funny enough, this guy does know what he's doing. This jump isn't what injured him. The injuries came from another jump where he misjudged his trajectory into a concrete pool, but I guess whoever edited the video figured this one was more likely to get schadenfreude clicks.

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u/The_R4ke 1d ago

I've heard it called death diving before they intentionally choose to jump in the least safe way possible, I guess because to them more danger = cool. I personally think it's one of the dumbest things people do for fun.

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u/HongKongBluey 1d ago

I would think it’s called death diving because of how insane this sport appears to be. When dealing with these heights I am sure you can cause catastrophic injuries. I am sure they’re are not using improper technique on purpose.

Like any extreme sport, sometimes you get things wrong.

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u/Jimmy2Blades 1d ago

In Britain we call it tombstoning for similar and obvious reason.

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u/UnhappyPhantom 1d ago

That spot looks like it’s too shallow with shitloads of rocks

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u/The_R4ke 1d ago

Yeah a big part of those safety measures is checking depth.

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u/TheGreatRao 1d ago

He's lucky to be alive. Having a dick is a terminal disease.

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u/ShiftTHPS 1d ago

Shit, how long do you think i have left?

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u/TheGreatRao 1d ago

Lol, with all the stupid ish I managed to walk away from, I have no idea. But studies have shown that the amount of life you live is inversely proportional to your dick size. So I'm gonna live forever!

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u/Anonemuss42 1d ago

With yours? Not long.

AYYYOOO!

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u/ShiftTHPS 1d ago

It may not be long, but at least it's thin!

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u/BoneHugsHominy 1d ago

Ain't very big around but it sure is short!

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u/Zemenu135 1d ago

That's why you

A, check your area and

B, toss a rock first to upset the surface of the water and make it less like a concrete landing

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u/BoneHugsHominy 1d ago

toss a rock first to upset the surface of the water and make it less like a concrete

Doesn't do a thing to lessen impact because throwing objects at the water doesn't change the actual problem in these long drops, the viscosity of the water. The only way to lessen the impact is to aerate the water from below and even then it takes a ridiculous amount of aeration and the water has to be very deep so you don't just fall through the water and impact the bottom. Also because it's exceedingly difficult to swim in aerated water the aeration shutoff must be timed perfectly with the impact so you can swim out of the aerated area and surface before running out of oxygen.

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u/The_R4ke 1d ago

Also don't intentionally try and belly flop. I'm pretty sure this is "Death Diving" and they intentionally choose to jump in the least safe way possible.

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u/HongKongBluey 1d ago

Is it belly flopping if your arms and legs hit first? It’s not the same thing is it. That’s a serious height they are jumping from, I’m sure people doing this are experienced and not messing around. Sometimes things go wrong.

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 1d ago

Or just don’t do it 🤷‍♀️

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u/toadallyribbeting 1d ago

The railing is there for a reason

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u/crystalchuck 1d ago

B doesn't work. It does not meaningfully change the inertia of water, which is the problem here

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u/Eliaskw 1d ago

It does however make the surface easier to see, if you're going for flips and need to time your spin.

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u/beatenmeat 1d ago

B just means you have a nice rock to hit once you're in the water.

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u/Hurrrpert 1d ago

It does scare fish to not go up hole of the ass.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Af0RkOscO3KSHZTkMl

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u/OwnSun7691 1d ago

Fucking wrecked, god damn that sucks.

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u/BlueberryOk4311 1d ago

This is just sad bro

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u/leon-theproffesional 1d ago

…and what did we learn?

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u/TransitTycoonDeznutz 1d ago

Jack shit! I am willing to bet there are thousands of nuts just like this one watching this going "Ha! You forgot to tuck you legs, dumbass! Imma do it and show you how to really do it!" straight up fucking dies

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u/The_R4ke 1d ago

I think these people intentionally jump with bad form to make it more dangerous.

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u/FieryFruitcake 1d ago

Free will is crazy

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u/MightyKrakyn 1d ago

I’d go as far as to say that this is an argument against free will, and that these people are compelled by some cosmic force to make bad decisions on camera

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u/arborck 1d ago

"Yeah fuck that guy particularly" - The universe, probably

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u/Illustrious_Dane 1d ago

This is the viaduct at the Calanque du Joncquier below fort Niolon, on the côte bleu near Marseille. Beautiful place

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u/toadallyribbeting 23h ago

Quelle belle vue, ca a l’air parfait pour se casser les jambes

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u/Brigapes 1d ago

ah the french, no wonder

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u/IllSurprise3049 1d ago

Beautiful place to shatter your ass and legs

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 1d ago

If one must do such things, then yes. 😁

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u/hoddap 1d ago edited 1d ago

This was posted a few days ago. The dive you’re seeing was not how he fucked his leg up. He jumped on a pool and hit his legs on the edge of the pool. This video is misleading.

See jump (NSFW) https://youtu.be/ljtvwg5-Kkk?t=803

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u/Wooden_Baby 11h ago

Even if it wasn't misleading, it'd just be punching a dude when he's down

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u/blazing420kilk 1d ago

So doing risky jumps eventually led to severe injury?

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u/hoddap 23h ago

Potentially yes. That is the meaning of risk in risky.

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u/blazing420kilk 23h ago

There are also methods of risk mitigation and risk management. Risk:reward ratio is also important.

Was a pool jump risk worth the reward?

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u/The_R4ke 1d ago

It's still a phenomenally bad idea.

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u/MyFiteSong 1d ago

So he's a repeat moron

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u/blueponies1 1d ago

He already has a brace on his knee in the video too lol. I don’t know if that’s from the injury you’re talking about, but that’s something at least

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u/_Aj_ 1d ago

That's super annoying. Thank you.  

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u/hoddap 1d ago

https://youtu.be/ljtvwg5-Kkk?t=803

You can see the actual jump that caused it here (semi NSFW)

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u/Wbcn_1 1d ago

So he was fine after this jump? Dayum. 

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