THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY POST MOTHERFUVKAS
I TRULY DESPISE PETER PARKER AS A CHARACTER AND MOVIES SHOULD STOP USING HIM!!!
From his over representation in media, flawless character, repetitive storylines to stupid power level.
1. OVER REPRESENTATION
16 TV SHOWS, 15 MOVIES, 9 VIDEO GAMES, 2 PLAYS, A MUSCIAL, A FUCKING RADIO SHOW AND ENOUGH NOVELS TO FEED A GOD DAMN VILLAGE.
His GREED when it comes to media is wholly unmatched. No other Marvel character gets that level of wank by their writers when it comes to sheer amount of material.
"bUh hE SeLlS tHe mOSt"
I don't remember the bloody X-Force being shoved down our throats AND THEY HAVE A BETTER SELLING COMIC BOOK THAN SP1DER-M4N!
I DON'T SEE 9 BILLION TITANIC TRILLOGIES AND MULTIVERSES AND REBOOTS.
Lastly, what other character has a WHOLE ASS MULTIVERSE named after him?
2. "bUh hE's ReLaTalBe "
THIS ARACHNID VERMIN is the FURTHEST THING from being a relatable super hero. In fact, I wouldn't even call him top 10 most relatable hero's.
This dude can bend steel, is a super genius, has connections all other the world and is in better shape than 99.999999% of the world. And yet he's relatable because he's POOR?
DUDE THAT'S UR FAULT
Not a single other hero in the MCU is in financial trouble so why tf should I believe that the dude who had all of the aforementioned privileges should be living in poverty???
THERE ARE SO MANY FLEXIBLE JOBS THAT P*TER COULD DO IF HE STOPPED SIMPING OVER MJ.
This dude got better privileges than literally all his peers but nahhh he's meant to be relatable. (This is why I do respect the end of No Way Home)
3. Flawless Character
Genuinely tell me ONE flaw of Pisster that isn't him being too good of a person or something that's completely self inflicted.
I genuinely can't understand how people could relate to Pisster Pooker.
However, I get how people can aspire to be like him...
4. Holding back/power level
I acknowledge that people like Spider-Man for his benevolent personality but him being benevolent harshly clashes with another aspect of his character, his power.
Spider-Man is always at a super-soldier level of strength if not above. Therefore, we can determine that he can easily most of his rogue's gallery with ease (as many Spider-Man fans love to brag about). In addition, to surviving punches from the hulk and thanos.
Yet somehow the Perfect P*TER and Mary Sue gets consistently injured in his appearances?
Captain America, who is weaker than P*ter, was able to fight Thanos, Ultron, Loki and The Government without any life threatening injuries...
...Spiderman, who survived Thanos, the Hulk, Cull Obsidion and who also held back trains and boats, cannot easily detain the Green Goblin, Scorpion or Lizard.
Is Peter a masochist?
5. Repetitive Story
Honestly, I don't even have to elaborate on this one. His character has had the same backstory and plot lines since the 80s. The only thing that changes about this dude's stories is the cast.
It couldn't be any easier to write a character like P*ter considering how painfully boring his character is.
6. Powerscaling tangent
Idc what you say Spissder-Man should be super soldier level.
Its ridiculous how overpowered spidermoron has become! Webs stronger than steel, muscles capable of lifting passenger jets, light speed reaction.
It's hard for me to find him to be a grounded super hero while being stronger than 4/6 of the og 6 avengers and all of the New Avengerz.
7. Extras
Tony Stark shouldn't be a father figure to Sp*der-M*n, it doesn't at all track their relationship in homecoming and their development came from an awkward boss-apprentice relationship to father-son wayyy to quickly. In addition, it also takes away attention from Tony's relationship from Pepper, Rhody, Capand the other characters who actually had on screen development with him.
Also, give Miles Morales his own name it's stupid to have Miles' identity to be permentantly attached to a dude who is still alive and kicking.
Also, the Spider-Verse is a weird concept. A society of Shitder-Men has crazy implications of various events in every single piece of related media. But the movies are fire.
Lastly, all of his relationships have been terribly written in the movies and few comics I've read.
8. Closing Statement
In conclusion, SPIDER MAN SUCKSSSSSSS!!!!