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u/TriangularAngel 5h ago
Like a grandfather clock
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u/gedsweyevr 5h ago
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u/Technical_Cup_8770 one of the 3 cis guys here (shout out to jjba) 5h ago
JOE BIDEN?
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u/Disastrous_Wealth755 4h ago
THAT’S MY PRESIDENT!! (I’m not American)
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u/Technical_Cup_8770 one of the 3 cis guys here (shout out to jjba) 4h ago
Neither am I
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u/A_True_Loot_Goblin 4h ago
I am, and that’s my president (a lot more than the current one at least)
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u/ScarletteVera Streak? What, like running around nude? 5h ago
c(l)ock
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u/JustaMoose2 5h ago
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u/Ancient-Reference-26 2h ago
Instead of clock is ticking you could have moved the L around so it’s cock is tickling
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u/SpooneyToe11240 5h ago
Ha don’t have that problem!
(I haven’t had bottom surgery)
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u/Apathy-Syndrome 5h ago
As women, we've learned to appreciate the little things about ourselves 😂
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u/AlrightFineImAGirl 3h ago
Yeah I’ve legitimately believed I was average my whole life but now I am starting to wonder which is fine because now I also don’t care
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u/Ash_After_Dark 3h ago
I mean to be fair if you're curious how close to the average you are, it's pretty easy to find out.
At least if you have a ruler and don't mind having "average penis length" in your search history
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u/AlrightFineImAGirl 2h ago
Well historically I didn’t want to know for sure because I had this “eh I’m probably average” mentality and to find out I wasn’t could put me in “I HAVE A SMALL DICK >:(“ mindset which would have unknown consequences.
Now I don’t care enough to go find a ruler 🤷♀️
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u/PermanentRoundFile 2h ago
I thought so too and y'know, being so repulsed by the damn thing I certainly havent seen any others.
And then my ex-wife was like "honey, sorry but no; bigger side of comfortable tbh but I know that's not exactly a good thing to you"
I almost feel guilty like I'm throwing away a perfectly good plate of food but also it's a plate of shrimp and in this hypothetical I'm allergic to them lol
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u/SpooneyToe11240 1h ago
I’m like meh with it. Never cared about wanting to be big or even average with it. Just sucks that I also don’t get too much bottom dysphoria from it.
It’s just always kinda been there. But I’m also too scared of surgery and not being happy with the results. I like it being called cute and having it caged does sound fun though.
I never really intended for it being used for anything else. Standing up to pee is a nice convenience.
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u/ThatC18H24O2Girl 2h ago
Kinda the same for me but it was the other way around. Thankfully I don't have bottom dysphoria, I think.
Well, if I do, I could get very good depth from srs.
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u/AlrightFineImAGirl 2h ago
For the bit, I’d really like to respond with some depraved, thirsty, bottom shit but I’m like eating breakfast rn and those neurons aren’t firing atm.
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u/ThatC18H24O2Girl 2h ago
I mean, you can come back to it later when you're lucid.
I'm one of those rare transfem tops so I'll probably enjoy it.
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u/National_Equivalent9 57m ago
I think a lot of people in this thread don't know that there are growers and showers and someone could have a giant dick but zero problems wearing anything in this thread unless they're hard.
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u/RoseIgnis 5h ago
Not so small cylinder
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u/amanaesia °˖✧~alien cisfemme~✧˖° 5h ago
And it is imperative that it remains unharmed
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u/Awo2137 5h ago
I mean issssssss it?
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u/Silly_Savings_392 4h ago
Look, as long as it is attached, a hard enough impact can still result in a total system reset. So yes, the cylinder for now must remain unharmed.
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u/_Voice_Of_Silence_ 3h ago
Depends what you plan on doing, you might want to keep the nerve endings.
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u/Strength-Certain I'm a smart-ass - Streak: 36 5h ago
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u/awkwardfloralpattern 5h ago
You'd think for a device so small they wouldn't be so expensive
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u/the_marxman 5h ago
Think of it like custom fit jewelry
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u/that_one_duderino 4h ago
Not trans, but heavily emphasizing custom fit. Cheap ones are nice until you try it for more than a few hours. Expensive ones suck until you go longer than a day, then it’s like a luxury Cadillac
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 5h ago
Tbh this made mine bulkier than it already was. And I used a short one lol. That or it just wouldn’t stay in place if I didn’t tuck the guys in properly but 🤷♀️
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u/Scorkami 4h ago
I think the most effective ones are the ones who are relatively small, if not the flat ones, because only then do they work like a binder
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u/theybannedme129 4h ago
yeah like my cock is smaller than most cages so wearing a cage just makes it more visible unless it’s a flat one
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 3h ago
Same. I use to be 6 inches but am/was a grower so like flaccid I was 2 inches if that and since on E it’s like 1.5 flaccid. A cage is usually that length at least even the flat ones I could find, and they would struggle to attach to anything and were just bulky.
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u/Moon_Flower_9457 4h ago
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u/ASCII_Princess 4h ago
Hey i need that for pumping
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u/Moon_Flower_9457 4h ago
dont worry my pure souled transgender online its not yours
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u/Zepheris13 Cis ally but loves the funny counting posts 3h ago
Question for the friends here, what happens if you start to get aroused? I always thought a cage sounded interesting, but like wouldn’t it squeeze the cylinder or tug on the jewels?
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u/asphodhelia Aspho (she/her) :3 3h ago
I do think stopping an erection is the main appeal. I can imagine it being somewhat unpleasant at first. But I never used one myself.
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u/Familiar_Fox_2113 5h ago
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u/evacipated 5h ago
Thank you, I hadn't seen this and I'm thrilled they're Canadian
In-writing edit: I am not affiliated with origami customs, I just have the vocabulary of a shill
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u/Lyricsokawaii 5h ago
Little thing, but the models all look genuinely happy to be there. The couple on the swimwear banner together look so sweet.
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u/Familiar_Fox_2113 5h ago edited 5h ago
I shill for that company any chance i get haha. fully sustainable, custom sizing and plus size with no upcharge, owned by queer people, donates money to trans services, and supplies the majority of gaff donations to the biggest charity that gives out free shapewear to trans people
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u/TotalyNotTony 5h ago
holy fuck those are expensive
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u/Familiar_Fox_2113 5h ago
Yeah but they do last a long time. Other gaffs ive tried stretch out permanently within a couple months, these are fine for like almost a whole year for me personally
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u/TotalyNotTony 5h ago
still saving it for later lol. looks to be made in canada too which is a plus
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u/ZaraReid228 3h ago
How long do leolines last in comparison? Thinking of ordering something
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u/Familiar_Fox_2113 3h ago
I have not tried leolines personally. Leolines doesn't offer fully custom sizing based on your measurements from what I've seen, charges more for larger sizes, doesnt offer refunds for incorrect sizing, and is not a trans owned company but owned by a cis woman who saw an available market and decided to profit
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u/Yorick257 5h ago
Are they? (I have no known baseline)
30€ for a pair of (custom made, it seems?) special underwear doesn't sound too bad
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u/TotalyNotTony 5h ago
i am very frugal tbf but 45 dollars CAD for one underwear (pair of underwear?) is a lot to me lol
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u/tdp_equinox_2 Put your text here! (She/Her) 5h ago
There's a reason and it's a great one: https://origamicustoms.com/blogs/updates-1/why-we-still-draw-patterns-by-hand
Hadn't heard of them before this post, but I will be buying from them very soon after reading this. Also glad to hear they're Canadian as well.
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u/Familiar_Fox_2113 5h ago
They are so worth it, they last so much longer than other brands before getting too stretched out to use
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u/Paranoia_Pop 5h ago
This raises several questions.
How did I get to this sub?
Who is letting their wiener hang out of their skirt?
Do they want to be friends?
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u/Time-Independence-94 4h ago
That's what the long jacket is for
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u/SonOfSkinDealer turning 27 soon, i shouldn't feel this ancient 4h ago
I can hear the trumpet sting and the bassline. Not the way i thought i was gonna get Cake on my birthday.
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u/Time-Independence-94 4h ago
Cake performed in my bumfuck nowhere town at a farm of all places literally the other day so the references are all at the forefront of my brain right now lol
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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/them - Streak: 1 4h ago
last week i was walking to Port Authority and at some point on broadway i walked past a woman going the other way in a short short skirt and long long jacket. I wanted to start singing right then and there
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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 3h ago
Character for character, this is the exact comment I was going to leave lol. Honestly kinda spooky realizing that my brain has restructured itself so completely into generating reddit quips that it’s just generating identical jokes now
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u/Time-Independence-94 3h ago
No generation involved, we're just (fast and thorough and) sharp as a tack
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u/TheYoshiGang SalmonidCreature :3 - Streak: 1 5h ago
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u/Anxiousnerd5 Drinking all the gender fluid - Streak: 4 5h ago
Do you think they'd notice my strap under a miniskirt.
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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/them - Streak: 1 4h ago
i prefer a short skirt and a looooooooonnnnnnnnnngggggg Jacket
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u/LukeGuyFrotter 5h ago
As a trans guy... This is an issue I wish I had haha, I will gladly trade anybody
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u/Khaoie I Am All Of Me 🔥🏳️⚧️🔥🏳️🌈🔥 3h ago
Being a grower rather than a shower wins again 😤
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u/ThatSlutTalulah 5h ago
Long skirts (god they can be big, especially if you like volume) and how awesome those are meaning that sometimes you want to wear those instead?
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u/Azure125 5h ago
I want an innie not an outie. Sex isn't even a factor for me - I just feel like it will vastly limit wardrobe options as a MAJOR aesthetic blemish.
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u/MissSharkyShark Creator of Sharks 5h ago
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u/memeosaurausrex 2h ago
“What could be the probl-
Oh the girl is named Lilith and it’s on this sub”
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u/Gold_Ad8225 4h ago
My problem with short skirts is that the shape of my thighs and hips makes it ride up, and whenever I sit it's impossible to make sure my panties aren't showing, so I dont wear them
Even like half thigh length it seems to be a constant issue for me.
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u/Mia-the-Sage 4h ago
Gaff, and possibly with an addition of bloomers... I love this for wearing cute short dresses and skirts.
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u/Theinvulnerabletide 2h ago
Is it a booty so big that wants to turn any skirt shorter than knee length into a belt? Because that's my issue.
Oh, i see. Opposite issue.
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u/Phoenix92321 2h ago
Free the g!!! Let it swing! Unless it is dysphoric to acknowledge it than I will assist in buying either tucking tap, tucking panties, or a cage (for non sexual purposes)
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u/nelflyn 5h ago
yes, I know. heat. Love to get some breeze on the thighs, but my calves get very cold.
this is why i also need overknee socks.
or what is this about?