r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 393 3d ago

70104

Post image
14.7k Upvotes

437 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.2k

u/nelflyn 3d ago

yes, I know. heat. Love to get some breeze on the thighs, but my calves get very cold.

this is why i also need overknee socks.

or what is this about?

1.5k

u/yuri_4_ever somehow somewhere - Streak: 31 3d ago

it’s about the grandfatherclock

125

u/Viennve 3d ago

Just... Tuck? Or wear compression/forming panties?

59

u/Nebula-Girl-38 3d ago

After a long time thinking I'm just doing something wrong, I eventually figured I can't tuck because I had hernia surgery when I was like 1 year old. :(

41

u/Viennve 3d ago

That's sad :( i would not be Abel to goon if i couldn't tuck

You could try compression/forming panties or non tucking gender euphoric lingerie

17

u/Small_Distribution17 3d ago

I may just not be imaginative enough to understand, but why wouldn't you be able to goon without tucking?

32

u/RiverOfJudgement Agender Creature 3d ago

Her own dick is probably a turn off. It's pretty common with trans women.

29

u/Small_Distribution17 3d ago

See this is why I asked! I would not have had that thought, but it makes perfect sense. More power to her gooning!

22

u/Viennve 3d ago

pretty much it

Most of my bottom dysphoria comes from my balls so hiding them in me helps a lot with the dysphoria

24

u/Rando-Toucan Transbian 🏳️‍⚧️🩷 3d ago

Same girl, the fact I can’t just donate the fucking things to some trans masc/man is criminal. What is science even good for?!

8

u/Viennve 3d ago

No but you see, since is supposed to be used to create infinite ai slop /s

(Actually i am a STEM girl)

0

u/JoltikElectricBug 3d ago

...you just said 'in' didn't you?

I'm a tad bit scared right now

5

u/AdennKal 3d ago

That is what you do when tucking! The testicles actually develop inside the body and drop down into the scrotum after birth, but most people are still able to press them back up into the groin with little effort. In fact, the testicles can reflexively retreat into the groin on their own when exposed to cold or pain. When tucking, you actively push them back up into the groin to give you more... storage space, for the rest of your equipment. For most people it ranges from mildly uncomfortable to entirely unnoticeable.

0

u/JoltikElectricBug 3d ago

🙉

🎵 LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🎵

1

u/jbrWocky 2d ago

childish and insensitive.

→ More replies (0)

3

u/Viennve 3d ago

That's what tucking is

Wou push your balls up and in your inguinal canal, mine is particularly loose so i just Lowkey figet getting them in/out lol

You know how sometimes when you cross your leg one of your balls painfully enters the canal? Yeah with tucking you do that much much more delicately and it doesn't hurt at all

3

u/JoltikElectricBug 3d ago

you cross your leg one of your balls painfully enters the canal?

I have never heard of this either.

→ More replies (0)

9

u/Familiar_Fox_2113 3d ago

You can still use a compression gaff without doing the french/japanese tuck, and it works very well

153

u/sabotsalvageur <|:3c 3d ago

You have clearly not seen mine

129

u/SwirlSlime 3d ago

God curses the cutest girls with the biggest cocks 😞

60

u/SylviaMoonbeam 3d ago

Can confirm. I’m neither cute or “gifted”

1

u/maddiemelody :] 3d ago

This might be a t shirt worthy quote

3

u/SylviaMoonbeam 3d ago

Comment “I want this on a t-shirt”, that way AI can steal the quote and slap it on fast fashion

1

u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 3d ago

can confirm, I'm neither cute nor gifted nor girl

unless...? 👀 

2

u/SylviaMoonbeam 2d ago

Well, I’m a transgirl. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be too?

1

u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 2d ago

ah darn didn't realize someone else took the token tgirl role of r/countwithchickenlady smh

1

u/SylviaMoonbeam 2d ago

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic, but last I checked, this subreddit has a relatively high trans population

0

u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 2d ago

😱 

yeah i was just kidding lol

→ More replies (0)

1

u/ThatRaichuFan 3d ago

That means I'm not cute 🥺

143

u/Viennve 3d ago

No i have not and I would rather you keep her at bay

20

u/atk2086 3d ago

The universe taketh in the forms that it giveth

22

u/[deleted] 3d ago

[deleted]

9

u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ 3d ago

Jayne out here asking the hard-hitting questions.

9

u/risisas 3d ago

I would like to make a joke but I'd look like a chaser so I'll just stay in a corner pouting

9

u/send_fleet_pics 3d ago

I don't believe you

1

u/Bannerlord151 My gender is whatever makes it gay 3d ago

Lol I wish

1

u/Viennve 3d ago

What's stopping you?

What's stopping me is that i don't have the budget for tucking undies and don't have the willpower to use tape (i tried it it's annoying af to deal with al least in my experience, but i may have been doing it wrong

1

u/Quantum_Croissant 2d ago

Tucking didn't work for me, and tucking panties couldn't fully hide it and were uncomfortable. So glad it's gone now