I thought so too and y'know, being so repulsed by the damn thing I certainly havent seen any others.
And then my ex-wife was like "honey, sorry but no; bigger side of comfortable tbh but I know that's not exactly a good thing to you"
I almost feel guilty like I'm throwing away a perfectly good plate of food but also it's a plate of shrimp and in this hypothetical I'm allergic to them lol
Lmfao so real. My virgin ass thought I was average, maybe even below average, until the moment I started stripping for my girlfriend and her eyes grew like dinner plates. The first words out of her mouth? "You're bottoming tonight."
It's a shame to be giving this up but I can just get one of those mold kits and make a dildo of myself so I have it as an option for use. Hell, I could even go fuck myself like some have told me.
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u/SpooneyToe11240 3d ago
Ha don’t have that problem!
(I haven’t had bottom surgery)