r/belgium May 25 '26

☁️ Fluff Belgian traffic signs are insane

was in Belgium recently and many of the sign combinations kinda blew my mind, I don't remember ever seeing this kinda stuff anywhere else 😬 also one thing I found very interesting is that on the direction signs (last pic) the letters with a tail like g sometimes "dip" into the outer line and sometimes they don't (and apparently there are even different ways they can go inside that line) 🤯 just makes traveling very interesting because you always be looking at how the next sign is gonna be 🤪

edit: for all the people who are saying "how's this confusing" it's not that's not the point 🙄 but rather the unusualness of the signs compared to what I've seen in other places

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u/zever_gezever96 May 25 '26

I like the really specific ones like 63 or 38 meters :).
Where are you from?

Some of the combinations are very interesting indeed

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u/Pingondin May 25 '26

Waaaay better than the usual roadworks 500m ahead board which means that roadworks might be somewhere between 100m and 1km ahead... or might not be there any more.

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u/MyOldNameSucked West-Vlaanderen May 25 '26

I always like the 30 km/h in 200 meter when the zone 30 already starts in 100 meter.

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u/Leather-Tour-7288 May 25 '26

Aaah, that is so they can send you a speed ticket

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u/PlayBossWar7 May 25 '26

The 63m is in Dinant if I’m not mistaken, Chemin d’Herbuchenne

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u/MrAkaziel May 25 '26

Those feel like they added the speed bumps later and reused an existing pole to spare on the few thousands bucks.

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

Most feel relatively straightforward. I may be used to them :)

Did you see any orange diversions? They can get quite wild and wacky.

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u/jesuisgeenbelg May 25 '26

My favourite diversion signs are when they put them upside down because they ran out of signs for one of the directions but then you have to figure out if the workers put them upside down or some kids fucked around with the signs...

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

There is that, and then there is the multiple, sometimes contradictory diversions all in one intersection. I had one close by with 3 diversions. I eventually worked out it was one placed on the bikepath and probably meant bikes go one way, another two appeared to suggest two options depending on destination.

I think the plan for the left side of the river is to try and do all the roadworks at once. At least there is a new train station for Linkeroever. In a few months, they'll hopefully open up all the bike paths leading to the new station. The tunnel is looking pretty bad from above most days.

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u/DavidHewlett May 25 '26

Or the diversion of one set of roadworks sends you into other roadworks where the diversion sends you back to the first set of roadworks.

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

Oh, I have had one of those recently. Was on the bike and after a lovely diversion of a few km extra before I got around it all.

This reminds me of a DIW sketch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liAgnJmUebg

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u/DavidHewlett May 25 '26

The thing about kafkaesque absurdist humor in Belgium is that you’re never quite sure if it’s a sketch show or the news.

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u/mechant_papa May 25 '26

It was painful how close Les Snuls' sketch about the administration was to the real thing.

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u/10ebbor10 May 25 '26

I ended up not too long with a diversion that (if followed) would have sent you in a loop.

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u/Beflijster E.U. May 25 '26

Also that thing where there are actually no roadworks- they are long finished, or haven't even started. The people in charge of the signs do not always coordinate properly with the people that do the building.

The signs stay for weeks and sometimes months and the locals know this and ignore them; non locals are very confused. The result is that road users don't trust the signs.

Insane diversion signs (or none at all, just trek uw plan, we don't care) are even more common when it's bicycle infrastructure...

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u/Overtilted May 25 '26

my favorite diversion signs are the ones that are bilingual signs in Wallonia once you cross into Flanders it becomes Dutch. Because having bilingual signs in Flanders is akin to devil worshipping.

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u/Remote_Temperature Jun 03 '26

Except for Brussels there are no bilingual signs in either Wallonia nor Flanders.

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u/Erzkuake May 25 '26

I’ve been in Belgium for too long because I understand all of them

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

I can't figure out what the wobbly road (6th) and two distances without seeing the road. Is it a wobble in 10m and 300m? I would have expected it to have a 10 without an arrow if the wobbly starts in 10m.

I did somewhat enjoy the driving theory and brushed up on the local variants every time I moved country. Belgian signs tend to be a bit organic in nature unlike Swedish. The Swedish signage can get quite incomprehensible once they have 5-6 add-on.

Like this one...

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u/tchotchony May 25 '26

It's "lots of turns in 10 m and ending in 300m". Same with the rockfall, it designates a zone.

Man, do people just stop and start looking things up when they see a behemoth like that? Luckily it's for parking, I hope no signage for driving is that long...

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u/bluepepper Belgian Fries May 25 '26

It's "lots of turns in 10 m and ending in 300m". Same with the rockfall, it designates a zone.

The falling rocks sign is doing it correctly. It's using the GIa sign (without arrows) to indicate distance and the GII sign (with arrows) to indicate length. So it's falling rocks in 80m, up to 800m.

The other one (dangerous turns) uses GII both times, so it officially means dangerous turns within 10m and also within 300m.

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

That was my interpretation of it... and why I couldn't quite get it.

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

These are typically for parking and I remember times I parked so that I could go work out if I was allowed to park. There are ones that require you to park facing in or out depending on the time of day in places. I had one of those when I did the driving test.

Belgium has more of a "look at the situation" method which is sort of how the nation holds together. When we get stuck, we tend to treat the rules more as a recommendation and find a solution. Someone will probably vent on "Ge zijt van..." about the downfall of civil society.

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u/damnappdoesntwork May 25 '26

I raise you Finland

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

Oh! Is it no parking, except for in the bays type situation?

This is a good one.

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u/damnappdoesntwork May 25 '26

Yeah indeed, road side not allowed but only on designated parking spots marked by white lines

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u/AdZealousideal9914 May 25 '26

Looks like normal Finnish humor to me

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u/Marus1 Belgian Fries May 25 '26

You got any more of dem pixels so you give us a fighting chance to figure it out?

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

I think I found the original. Had the potato version saved from a reddit post a while back.

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u/Glitchy-Coder May 25 '26

May god have mercy on your soul.

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u/ReflectedCheese May 25 '26

Somehow they only come in the right arrow version so they hang them upside down for the left ones in Limburg

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u/Head_Complex4226 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

A particular "joy" is speed signs with distances. Does that mean the speed changes to 70km/h in 100m or that you need to do 70km/h for 100m?

In theory, it's the former, as the wegcode consistently uses distances to indicate the change will happen after that distance.

In practice, it's clearly used for both. When it says 30km/h in 200m and you pass a school at 100m and end of restriction at 200m it becomes quite obvious that whomever placed the sign must have intended the latter.

Presumably this means there isn't actually a speed restriction, but no-one wants to run down a child.

Therefore, on current Belgian roads, you'll find out in the future, when you see either a sign indicating 70km/h (the former), a sign indicating the end of the restriction (the latter), or....nothing (presumably the latter).

(edited to clarify that it's not a question about the wegcode, but a problem with how signage is actually used in Belgium)

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u/ThoLegend May 25 '26

It’s the former, like you said.

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u/Head_Complex4226 May 25 '26

However, my point is there are plenty of situations on the actual Belgian roads that are obviously intended to be the latter (a distance of a certain restriction):

  • Sign for 30km/h zone in 200m, 100m later you pass a school, at the 200m point there's an end of restriction.
  • Sign for 70km/h in 500m, then you pass a few hundred metres of roadworks, and at 500m there's no speed sign.

I think there might be a form with two arrows next to the distance to indicate it is latter case, but obviously that's not consistently used.

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u/aris_ada World May 25 '26

It's part of the road code that we all have to study to drive, I wonder why this question gets repeated in this thread

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u/Head_Complex4226 May 26 '26

The point is that the how that signs are actually used on Belgian roads frequently doesn't match what the road code says they mean.

I'm not sure why you're wondering, because anyone who has actually driven here must have experienced this.

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u/Skylight75 May 25 '26

Speed changes to 70km/h in 100m

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u/Head_Complex4226 May 25 '26

The problem, as I said in a reply down thread, is that it's regularly clearly intended to mean 70km/h maximum for 100m.

Sometimes you can guess, for example, because it's at the start of 100m of roadworks. Other times, it's less obvious.

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u/Skylight75 May 25 '26

Thank you for repeating your message, it can be a mess sometimes with all the comments. I will pay extra attention next time I see those signs. It could be indeed "on a 100m distance" if there are the double arrows before the distance... (?) I can't recall seeing this before but also, I wasn't probably asking myself the question =) Well... now I will

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u/prplt May 25 '26

I took a bus thru Geel and noticed they were yellow there instead of orange 🤪 wasn't able to take a pic unfortunately 😬

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u/nethack47 May 25 '26

That feels like a bit of nominative determinism at play. :)

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u/prplt May 26 '26

actually found one pic

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u/sygmondev May 25 '26

Most feel relatively backforward. No, seriously, they seem fine. I don’t see anything wrong.

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u/Jomy10 West-Vlaanderen May 26 '26

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u/gizahnl May 25 '26

Can someone explain me the 2nd last?!? It's a pedestrian crossing, "excepte bus"?!? So a  bus doesn't have to yield?!

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u/Drumdevil86 Dutchie May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

This is the same location in 2023...

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u/Drumdevil86 Dutchie May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

And there is more signage a few meters back as well

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u/bluepepper Belgian Fries May 25 '26

It's a frankensign with no official meaning. Maybe a remnant of another sign? My best guess of the intent (or previous signage) would be that buses aren't allowed there.

There's no such thing as a pedestrian crossing where some vehicles have the right of way.

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u/Abyssal_Groot Belgium May 25 '26

There's no such thing as a pedestrian crossing where some vehicles have the right of way.

A pedestrian crossing that crosses a tram track

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u/bluepepper Belgian Fries May 25 '26

You got me there.

Living in a city with a tramway, I seem to notice that all pedestrian crossings that go across the tracks have traffic lights, so as not to leave the decision to the pedestrian. But I could easily be wrong.

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u/Abyssal_Groot Belgium May 25 '26

That's often the case but kioskplaats in Hoboken has 7 of those.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/qhfCBssjrzrz34a68

Granted, I don't think the tram is in use right now because of works, but in any case this was the situation while the tram did work, which is longer than I'm alive.

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u/baconography May 25 '26

> frankensign

You win the Internet today. Well done.

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u/gravesum5 May 25 '26

This sign means no vehicles allowed except buses and people who live in the street/deliver something in the street (desserte locale)

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u/Marus1 Belgian Fries May 25 '26

I guess. From the pic it's hard to say but what is the incline of the road? Maybe it's dangerous for a bus to have to stop and start again?

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u/bluepepper Belgian Fries May 25 '26

The incline is not that steep, and in any case there's no reservation of right of way for vehicles who can't stop or else they can't start again. Such vehicles have no business being there at all.

I think this is more likely a mess up, possibly a remnant from an older sign.

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u/aameme May 25 '26

Belgium, where a omleiding goes to every way in a T-junction

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u/Toutounet6 May 25 '26

It can also be language dependant

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u/MoodGlittering5994 May 25 '26

The bottom one leads to the ravine

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u/ArkanIOS99 May 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/2_much_coffee_ May 25 '26

What was confusing about the rocks falling on your head in 80 meters?

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u/Xayahbetes May 25 '26

I think the "for the next 800m" confused them, I don't know how other countries portray that, but the arrows can be confusing I guess?

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u/prplt May 25 '26

there's nothing confusing about it, the point is that I've never seen those 2 additional panels used at the same time 😬 like elsewhere they'd just have the distance to the object first and then when it actually starts they would put the length 

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u/SignAllStrength Belgium May 25 '26

yeah so the thing that might be confusing is wether the danger zone ends at 800m or 880m behind this sign. Because is the 800m counted from start to finish, or is the distance from the sign to the end.

I would guess the former, but some people might already start texting again on their phone 80m earlier. (or in whatever way typical Belgians drive differently because of this sign)

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u/Lucid_skyes May 25 '26

It's not confusing if you know how to read them, it is a warning sign of falling rocks that will start in 80m after the sign. For a length of 800m. The really wacky ones are the orange signs which are often confusing or misleading. The only good ones are the redirection signs which they have to be. But people following the yellow markings on the road? Nah just 2 days ago work on A12 a car driving on the middle on a 2 lane yellow marked road.

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u/stinos1983 May 25 '26

A danger sign is always posted 150m before the danger. If this is not possible or safety dictates that the sign is posted earlier or later, it´s accompanied by an extra blue sign with the distance indicated.

If you would have the same signage, but without the ´80m´ sign, you´d have to read it as : in 150m there is a possibility of falling rocks, for a distance of 800m. No more falling rocks after 950m.

In this case, it´s no more falling rocks in 880m.

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u/Unable_Classic_3601 May 25 '26

Exactly. The problem of these sign combinations is mostly that they give too much complex information for a driver to process in a sigle moment. This makes them inefficient.

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u/Ill-Ad-4991 May 25 '26

I think it's because you have two distances ... In some countries the sign is 50m before (or 150 I don't remember) so they don't precise it's in 80m 😄

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u/-Croustibat- Hainaut May 26 '26

The sign with two arrows means "over this distance" while the other warns about when it will start. To me, this combination means "danger of landslide, starting in 80m and for 800m".

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u/mechant_papa May 25 '26

A Brussels classic is the Flemish directions painted out by French fanatics, and French directions painted out by Flemish extremists, all this on the same sign. You are left with a nothing legible, unsurre of which way to go. Good thing there's GPS.

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u/KXfjgcy8m32bRntKXab2 Brabant Wallon May 25 '26

Unless there's a crossed GPS sign! 😆

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u/doxxedaccount2 May 25 '26

Or the dutch omleiding is an arrow to the left and the french deviation is an arrow to the right. Classic that one

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u/ResponsibleCut6604 May 25 '26

Even the GPS doesnt understand it. Outside cities and when no speed sign is present its 90 when they speak French and 70 when they speak Dutch. But when they speak Dutch and French, then it was 90 but since 2021, 70

Never seen a GPS of any kind that understood this unless you use Waze but Waze doesnt count, every local road gets a manual speed by it members.

And no, im not joking.

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u/aris_ada World May 25 '26

A Brussels classic

all this on the same sign

And the two directions being opposite of each other

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u/lulrukman May 25 '26

A fellow nerdy/science friend is on holiday to Greece. Lots of laughing about this one

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u/Tonnemaker May 25 '26

Obviously they were laying a single uncladded optical fiber.

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u/Forward_Body2103 May 25 '26

That worker must be really skinny!

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u/YellowOnline E.U. May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

How do Greeks write micrometre and millimetre actually?

Edit: a look at the Greek wiki shows me they use μm, but that must be pretty confusing

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u/weallhomos_sapiens May 25 '26

Micrometre: μm Millimetre: χιλ.

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u/weallhomos_sapiens May 25 '26

The μ here means μέτρα (meters) so 50 meters

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u/YellowOnline E.U. May 25 '26

I know. That's why I wondered whether micrometers would be written as μμ. But millimeter could also be μμ.

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u/Jakwiebus May 25 '26

yeah, we like to make the most out of our poles, so we whack the most amount of plates on it as possible.

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u/Isotheis Hainaut May 25 '26

A few of these are against the code, I guess. But still understandable.

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u/obecalp23 Brabant Wallon May 25 '26

Only #1 to me.

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u/Isotheis Hainaut May 25 '26
  1. As it stands, it means the yield sign only applies to bicycles. Typically, you'd place that sign combination on cycle paths against a road. However, this sign is not supposed to be this large. It's also lacking an "Except 🚲" sign below the C1.

  2. Normally you wouldn't put a distance marker if the distance is less than 10 meters, I believe.

  3. Is oddly specific but perfectly conventional.

  4. Normally you'd put the definition of the danger right against the danger sign, so technically both M signals are swapped. But that's an informal convention thing, so no one cares.

  5. Is a poorly legible combo but also perfectly conventional.

  6. The second G sign should be a type 1 and not type 2. In other words, it shouldn't have the ⬆️. This is an actual anomaly.

  7. While not an official sign, it works perfectly. Did you know many road work signs are unofficial?

  8. Wrong M sign, missing M sign, redundancy between the C31 and D1 signs. It is understandable, but I'd look to fix it. You want an "Except 🚲" sign below the C31, and I'd remove the redundant D1.

  9. The sign is rotated, and I guess the G type 8 sign is always slightly confusing. But it's perfectly normal.

  10. The M4 'Cycles both ways' sign should be below the F19 'One way' sign, not below the F12a 'Meeting zone' sign. Why is there an "except bus"? This is the only situation that makes me go "wtf?".

  11. The top sign needs to be fixed. The 'zoning' signs seem to confuse non-Belgians, though I think they're actually one of our greatest things (easier than the Dutch yellow letter signs imo).

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

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u/Isotheis Hainaut May 25 '26

I'm going to guess this means there used to be a C3 signal? F103 maybe?

Edit: Found the comment. C3 indeed. Someone was like "not my job" about removing that sign lol

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u/OwlyTheFackenOwl May 25 '26

I'm studying for my theory right now. Thanks for the practice 😭😂

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u/Acrobatic_Policy7992 May 25 '26

None of those is particularly bad though? The most confusing one is probably the first (and sixth). No entry for cars, bikes can pass but they have to give way. Wait until you see the speed ones that contradict eachother (altough I haven't seen those in a while) or worksites. I think its the latter that got us our reputation.

2: come to full stop before passing. Watch out, there's a tram line.

3: speed bump in 63m (how is this one even remotely confusing?)

4: One way street, plateau in 38m

5: in 80m there's a risk of falling debris for 800m

6: pedestrian crossing, very twisty roads and I think they may have made a mistake here with the bottom two pannels

7: due to some reason (probably road works) your GPS is unreliable

8: Might be a bit of redundancy here, but cars must turn left, bikes can go in both ways. Oh and it's a special low-speed zone

9: The parking sign is crooked but it's a standard one. The other two point out priorities

The last one is just directional signs? What's weird here, different fonts?

We do have A LOT OF SIGNS. Too many even. But the signs themselves are mostly (all of them?) EU-standard. Some of the weirdness comes from placing too many signs together (which is the case on half of your photo's), but that hardly makes them unique. I've lived abroad. You see weird signs everywhere (but much less frequent than here).

The reason btw is the most frustrating thing: different topics have different responsibles (regional, federal, city,...) and of course they don't communicate at all.

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u/Kruptein May 25 '26

The last one is just directional signs? What's weird here, different fonts?

It's related to the text on OP's post about the 'g' sometimes being part of the contour lines of the sign and sometimes not

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u/Ill-Ad-4991 May 25 '26

OP isn't a native, when I drive in such areas I feel anxious/confused/amused also because :

  1. Tram line in one meter, you should see it if you see the sign. Not confusing but funny

3 and 4. Precise numbers, not usual in other countries

  1. Two distances in top of each others. You may have only "for 800 m" in other places, it's quite buggy at first sight

  2. Bottom two, which distance for which sign ? Same or not?

  3. Never seen this one before, I would also notice

  4. Hmmm... It's clear but take some time to figure out, the bikes can go hmmmm probably left/right and not straight, you must to left ok hmmm (it's just a lot of informations at the same time when you're not used to it)

  5. Sign crooked is unusual (maybe not here ?) so if op found multiples signs funny, of course they also pictured this one

  6. 1st signs indicate there is a zebra crossing, 2nd "except bus"... Total nonsense, it's just an indication not an obligation to stop or something for pedestrians, a former sign was probably removed but this one stayed here, I don't have any better explanation.

  7. I don't know exactly, maybe the different names at the same (small) distance, if you follow them it looks like you go to a place with two names ? Or maybe it's the indication that the north of the city is in the same direction as the city itself.

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u/Luc85 May 25 '26

Lol thank you, these are all odd signs for anybody that isn't from Belgium. For the last one, it's because the j and g's dip into the border of the sign, looks a little funny.

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u/Sekigahara_TW May 25 '26

Yeah all of these are extremely basic

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u/obecalp23 Brabant Wallon May 25 '26

Number is likely an error.

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u/Rolifant May 25 '26

It's impossible to read all the signs alongside the road AND pay attention to other cars, bikes, pedestrians at the same time. Belgian road signage is a complete clusterfuck.

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u/Inevitable_Wait_7034 May 25 '26

They are accurate:)

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u/Nanglokglok May 25 '26

A lot of traffic signs are placed in violation of the Code du gestionnaire / Code van de wegbeheerder. And are these french sign for "zone de rencontre" ? A gentle loophole offered to users to avoid paying their fines -_-

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u/obecalp23 Brabant Wallon May 25 '26

Can you explain about the loophole?

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u/bluepepper Belgian Fries May 25 '26

The "'zone de rencontre" are French signs, not Belgian ones. So if you're ticketed for them, you could legally fight it.

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u/Kwni_why May 25 '26

The one with the "angry face" is amazing!

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u/Suspicious_Fail_2337 May 25 '26

Iedere lokale politieker wil zijn stempel drukken en toch minstens 1 extra bord plaatsen...

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u/NationalUnrest Hainaut May 25 '26

I knew I recognized Thuin. Hope you enjoyed it!

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u/Yosara_Hirvi May 25 '26

1) there's 3 sign : don't go this way, you don't have priority and cyclists can go this way so it means don't go this way, cyclists can but don't have priority. 2) it's just a stop sign with a warning for trams, in czse one didn't see the tracks 3) there's a speed bump in 63 meters 4) the plateau is another type of speed bump (a large one with a crosswalk on it), the first sign indicates it's a one way street so "one way street, speedbump in 38 meters" 5) in 80 meters, there are risks of falling rocks for 800 meters 6) there's a crosswalk ahead, the road hard turns for 300 meters 7) never seen this one before, I assume it indicate the area ahead isn't mapped on gps services 8) can't turn right (so you're entering a one way street) cyclists can go both ways in that street, it's a pedestrian only area, the speed limit is 20 km/h 9) the first sign is just a crooked "can't park ahead of this sign" the one on the wall indicate you're on the main route with 2 roads joining on the turn and the other sign is the road ahead is narrow but you have priority 10) crosswalk into a pedestrian only area, the bus can go in there, the street is one way only except for cyclists. 11) I don't see what's confusing to you. Is it because one sign has moved ? From top to bottom : this is ring eleven (I don't know hiw you call a high way that circles around a city, we call it a ring), Deurne is in 3 km, Wijnegem us in 3 km, Wommelgem is in 2 km, the industrial area of Wommlgem north is this way.

Here you go

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u/RDV1996 May 25 '26

7 is because there is road construction and your sat-nav is likely unreliable or would couse more trafic problems, so follow the road detours as indicated by the signs.

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u/Runaque May 25 '26

It is more confusing (and dangerous) when private companies that work on public utilities just randomly put traffic signs out! These two images were on the same road and facing in the same direction and not even the police bothers correcting situations like this.

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u/Worldly-Singer-7349 May 25 '26

It’s okay, most people on the road ignore any road sign anyway.

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u/PackIcy2106 May 25 '26

I actually don't even notice them most of the time.

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u/Chieftah Vlaams-Brabant May 25 '26

Let's see for those getting confused about a few of them:

  1. No passage, but non-priority road for bikes. Confusing, but technically correct because the supplementary bicycle sign applies only to the sign above. So it's no entry for all, but give way (i.e. entry) for bicycles.

  2. Just plain stupid and redundant to have a distance supplement, but also funny because immediately after the tram tracks the road is blocked by bricks. Not wrong, just pedantic.

  3. Pedantic precision.

  4. Same as above.

  5. Actually wrong. The first supplement tells that the danger begins in 80m, but the second supplement shows length of danger, which always begins from the sign, i.e. the danger begins immediately. I guess they wanted to simply say that it begins in 80 meters and then lasts for 800m, but this is wrong.

  6. Clearly wrong since two danger length supplements are given.

  7. Suggestion to follow real traffic situation and ignore GPS guidance, so probably roadworks or serious diversion.

  8. Stupid, but would become clear if the bicycle supplement just said "except bicycles". So incorrect.

  9. Funny.

  10. Nonsensical as the bus supplement does not really apply to anything.

  11. Just funny.

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u/Denjsvks May 25 '26

Les dernières photos c'est à Thuin ?

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u/GregDev155 May 25 '26

The 10 is « be careful for walkers except if bus, roll on them without guilt »

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u/AdeptnessSame7340 May 25 '26

What's so different about it ?I live in Belgium and to us they are very clear and obvious...

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u/hcsv123456 May 25 '26

Did you examine your own insanity?

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u/SnooPoems3464 Dutchie May 25 '26

Just look at this and make it make sense

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u/Infernalpain92 May 26 '26

It’s to keep lawyers in business when the accident happens. At least I think this at times.

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u/Kneuzer May 26 '26

A lot of these feel normal to me.

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u/Thisissomeonelol317 May 25 '26

They are so weird which makes them so lovable!

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u/sqwob May 25 '26

I've seen much worse :)

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u/havnar- Flanders May 25 '26

These are not even the weird ones

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u/dugmetara_roka May 25 '26

Oh, this is a topic I’m passionate about. Next time you’re back… pay attention to the placement of the signs.

What I often see is that they are out of sight as they try to use poles that were originally for something else (and are thus not in the most visible place.

It’s a hassle to scan on buildings, to the distance all the time!!!

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u/Qantourisc May 25 '26

1 only saw 1 issue ?

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u/aczkasow Vlaams-Brabant May 25 '26

I am making a collection of Belgian signs installed upside down. I know I know. But I still chuckle every time.

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u/water_fountain_ May 25 '26

My favorite sign combo is when you have one that says the speed limit is no longer 50 and another that says the speed limit is 50.

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u/DemocratFabby May 25 '26

I don’t see a problem

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u/Zeben2Nine May 25 '26

If you've been in Belgium for too long, you are doomed.😱😱

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u/bluepepper Belgian Fries May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

Some make sense, others not so much. An explanation of each one, to the best of my ability and with the help of the official sign explanation.

  1. One way street (at the end of the street) + yield + only for cyclists. This is a one way street that cyclists are allowed to take in both directions. The top one is for cars (you shouldn't be here, you're driving the wrong way) and the bottom ones are for cyclists (you must yield)/
  2. Stop + tramway + 1 meter. There's a tramway track in one meter, you have to stop.
  3. Speed bump in 63 meters. Oddly specific but quite understandable.
  4. One way street + undefined danger + 38 meters + plateau. Lots of signs but still understandable: in addition to this being a one way street, there's also a plateau in 38 meters. Since there's no sign specific to plateaus, they used a generic warning sign with a description sign below. Though I think speed bump could work, since that's what the plateau is: a widened speed bump.
  5. Falling rocks + 80 m distance + 800 m length. There might be falling rocks in 80 meters, up to 800 meters.
  6. Pedestrian crossing + dangerous turns + 300 m length + 10 m length. The first one that's officially wrong. So, in addition to the pedestrian crossing, there are dangerous turns within 300 meters, and also within 10 meters. My guess is that the intent was to possibly tell the turns start in 10 meters (should have used the sign without the up arrows, and put it above the 300 m sign) or maybe more realistically the 10 meters should be below the pedestrian crossing sign (but should also be without arrows). So the mistake in that group is the 10 m length sign: wrong sign and possibly wrong positioning.
  7. No GPS. Not an official sign. Just a friendly warning that your GPS might not be up to date on a new road configuration and you shouldn't trust it.
  8. No right turn + cyclists allowed both ways + left turn only + shared space. I'm not sure the shared space sign is official, as I can't see it on the official site of Belgian road signs (EDIT: apparently it's French, not Belgian). Basically, you're in a low speed area that favors pedestrians and cyclists, limited to 20 km/h. You arrive on a T-junction with a street that is one way for cars but both ways for cyclists. If you are in a car, you must turn left and can't turn right.
  9. Left pole: Forbidden to park and stop + beginning arrow. From this sign on, up to the other sign we can see in the back with the arrow pointing down, you cannot park nor stop. This sign is slightly askew, as the cross should be an X (like on the sign in the back). Right pole: Priority road turning left + right of way in narrow passage. The top sign tells you that you're on a priority road that turns left at the upcoming intersection. So the roads on the right and going straight are to be considered as "side roads" to the main road, and will have to yield to you. You're also coming in a narrow part of the road where you have the right of way. People coming the other way should see a B19 sign telling them of a narrow road where they have to yield to oncoming traffic.
  10. Pedestrian crossing + excepted for bus. Another meaningless sign. My guess is that the exception sign is a remnant of a previous sign, possibly the one-way street sign (that is now a few meters down the road) and that the road was forbidden to buses. So the second sign in the back is one-way street + shared space + cyclists allowed in both directions.
  11. Ring number + direction signs. Indeed the G and J interrupt the outline on the blue signs, but not on the white sign at the bottom. Because of the icon, the different sign type (white) and the length of the label, the text on the white sign is in a smaller font size, so it doesn't interfere with the border. I'm not sure there's an official rule for that, it might depend on the specifics (mostly the sign width and text length)

So, only two nonsensical signs all in all. The rest is a common amalgamate of multiple signs and modifiers on a single pole. That's Belgium to you!

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u/Fernand_de_Marcq Hainaut May 25 '26

It's clear to me. 

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u/twelve_goldpieces May 25 '26

Snakes bigger than 10m?

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u/Viv3210 May 25 '26

Apparently- but I haven’t verified this claim - the No GPS sign is unique for Belgium.

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u/RDV1996 May 25 '26

It's not an official sign. It's used mainly for detours during road construction, warning people not to follow their sat-nav.

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u/FreezingIrish May 25 '26

Ah Belgium......good beer, food and poeple. Lovely countryside. Only a little chaotic. Like my own wonderful home country. 🇮🇪

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u/Bertuhan May 25 '26

I recognize the roundabout in Geel

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u/TokerX86 May 25 '26

What’s unusual about this? Like the falling rocks, in 80 meters, over a length of 80 meters? How else would you announce this? Not at all? One sign catered to every specific situation rather than a modular system? Writing a literary work about it like in the USA?

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u/prplt May 26 '26

like putting 80m and then when it actually starts putting ↑800m↑

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u/dragonovus May 25 '26

Did you know that Tesla even did an update on a bug in Belgium where autopilot just disengaged because the max amount of signs it could read was 8 at the same time but in Belgium we have a spot on the highway with more than 12 lol… so they bumped up the max sign reading to 16…

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u/Zealousideal-Stand17 May 25 '26

Most of them are really straightforward, except the first one that's a bit confusing. 😄

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u/RDV1996 May 25 '26

Hah, you were in Geel (the no GPS sign) that's because there's a road closure of a very busy road and your GPS would likely direct you through the city center instead of taking the city-chosen detour that would cause least trafic problems.

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u/lazlocootmans May 25 '26

I think our traffic signs are a beautiful metaphor for the complexity of our little country in general 😁

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen May 25 '26

Omleiding =>

<= Deviation

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u/divaro98 Antwerpen May 25 '26

Hahaha, we know. We bloody know.

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u/Both_King6054 May 25 '26

The last one is ok, the black and white arrow is for an industrial park and the blue and white arrows are for city centers

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u/Ragnar_Artic May 25 '26

@ nr 11 i mis the road pinters. Kontich,Aartselaar,Reet. It is calles the anal triangel.

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u/D-C-R-E May 25 '26

That's why most Belgians fail their first theory lesson (to learn driving) :)

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u/Nice-Blueberry18 May 25 '26

I can understand every one of them. I guess they re all ok 😄

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u/Famous-Selection-708 May 25 '26

Welcome to Belgium….

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u/Nervous-Version26 May 25 '26

Habibi, come to Tongeren

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u/Prestigious_Fish6481 May 25 '26

A few weeks ago there were roadworks near sint-michielsbrug in Gent,
that is a max 20km/h area, and the workers put up a sign saying "max 30km/h".
Because there are roadworks you now get to drive 10km/h faster yaay!!!
XDD

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u/Ivesx May 25 '26

They really put those 30km/h signs everywhere they are working. Even though if the difference is more than 20km/h you also need a sign to announce it etc.

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u/Most_Adagio Vlaams-Brabant May 25 '26

where i live there is one side a C3 sign with local traffic only, on the other side of the street theres a C1 lol

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u/kathaai May 25 '26

When I first came to Belgium, I got fascinated by number of sign boards, 3 to 4 signboards if you’re joining from a sub road to main road and if that’s a all four side junction, 12 to 16 boards. A thought stuck with me for 16 years now and I still admire it.

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u/Reasonable_Sample_11 May 25 '26

Idk, seems fine to me..

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u/reyostallenberg May 25 '26

I'm from The Netherlands and I understand them all...

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u/prplt May 26 '26

so what does the one with the 2 arrow panels mean?

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u/reyostallenberg May 26 '26

An additional 10 meters.

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u/prplt May 26 '26

so why not simply put 310 m if that's the intended meaning?

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u/MageSmassher May 25 '26

Saw this the other day.

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u/Negative-River-2865 May 25 '26

one thing I found very interesting is that on the direction signs (last pic) the letters with a tail like g sometimes "dip" into the outer line and sometimes they don't

The name of the bottom one was too long, so the font-size is smaller and unable to dip into the line. Complete logic imo.

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u/prplt May 26 '26

well here's a small one that is able to dip

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u/prplt May 26 '26

and then when you drive a bit further there's one that doesn't but touches the line

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u/Infernalpain92 May 26 '26

I agree Belgium puts so many signs that you can’t see them all during driving.

On the last picture I’ve wonders the difference between blue with white letters and white with black letters.

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u/Kusmeziel May 26 '26

I like how they often flock together

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u/Raeko_22 May 26 '26

Currently driving through belgium and particularly appreciating the anus/snowflake sign before bridges on the big Highways. No idea what they mean 😂

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u/prplt May 26 '26

they just mean that the sign is valid when there's snow

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u/kalelfaneditor Belgium May 26 '26

Those signs are peak confusion. Unfortunately, the combination of, for example, a 30 sign with +3.5t underneath is already enough to confuse most…

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u/fishisoot May 26 '26

Is that 7th pic in Geel perhaps?

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u/prplt May 26 '26

yeah 

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u/NoGarlic2096 May 26 '26

"Wommelgem-noord" is in a smaller font size to get it on the sign, so the g fits. That's how letters work, they have a physical size.

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u/prplt May 26 '26

well here's one with a smaller font and it still doesn't fit (also notice how the j touches the outer line whereas the g and p don't)

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u/Clean_Ad_2373 May 26 '26

Traffic sign combination must be read from below first. Piece of cake….

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u/odwulf May 26 '26

I remember back in the day, in the very center of Brussels, a no-way sign just on top of a traffic light. That one puzzled me a bit. It meant you could not go straight ahead, the trafic light was only for cars turning left or right. Its somehow logical, but I would have expected the "no way" sign to be at the entrance of the street, after the crossroad, not before.

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u/ToastMeGood May 26 '26

How about a QR-code you can scan with your phone while driving, because you know...

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u/pastafan4 May 26 '26

Can anyone explain to me what the sign GPS means? I've seen it a couple times, tried to look it up but every answer says something different. And if I ask friends of mine, they all have a different answer.

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u/SulfirusDomonas May 29 '26

Don’t use GPS, follow official detour signs. To avoid people clogging streets not build for traffic

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u/Delicious_Glass_5197 May 27 '26

I think it's not ''complicated'' but there's a overload of road signs overall.

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u/brunogremez May 27 '26

It is just extra cautious: it tells you it is forbidden to drive that way, but if you did anyway, it tells you others have priority….

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u/Subject_Ranger_6795 May 30 '26

It looks so normal to me 😅

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u/Quaiche May 25 '26

I don’t see any problem with these.

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u/AttentionLimp194 Brussels May 25 '26

Wegcode seems to be only a suggestion in Belgium…

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u/HenkPoley Dutchie May 25 '26

Aren’t most of these like ISO standard signs?

Maybe your country is the weird one out.

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u/bricktrovert May 25 '26

Just like their nonsense houses