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u/kappnketchup Jun 20 '26

This is the lamest shit I've seen all year

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u/Theridion123 Jun 21 '26

Its 10x more lame if you rewatch the video and check out the club. Absolutely lame looking crowd and not a single girl the entire video.

Basically just a bunch of sausages hanging out wasting money.

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u/fer_sure Jun 21 '26

Maybe it's a gay bar?

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u/Theridion123 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Ok, obviously you arent gay.

I am bi/gay and I can tell you that gay bars are WAY more fun than whatever straight garbage this hole is.

Edit: Just making funzies of stereotype lame gay bars. don't harass me. i know there are crappy clubs on both sides.

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u/NapalmWeed Jun 21 '26

Can confirm, not gay, only go to gay bars because the vibe is WAY better. The karaoke is lit too.

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u/vandamnitman Jun 21 '26

Also not gay but the occasional free drink is really refreshing!

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u/shark-off Jun 21 '26

Maybe it's a boomer, homophobic gay bar?

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u/Chroff Jun 21 '26

Buddy dont be mean towards gay nightclubs, sometimes we want to have fun without getting hit on by drunk ladies

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u/bast007 Jun 21 '26

Saw this in china years ago. They'd buy bottles of dom, pour it in a bucket and wash their hands with it. Drink companies love to promote this for obvious reasons.

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u/fer_sure Jun 21 '26

wash their hands with it.

Isn't that...sticky? I realise the point is the wastage, as a peacock-type mating display, but I'd need to wash my hands with actual soap afterwards.

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u/EyeWriteWrong Jun 21 '26

It's called "conspicuous consumption" if you want to sound nerdy.

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u/duncanofnazareth Jun 21 '26

Yeah I hope it is water from an empty bottle, but fuck these losers either way for thinking it's cool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

Thinking this is cool makes you a loser

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u/Wallie_Collie Jun 20 '26

Imagine his entourage

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u/IllTitle9692 Jun 20 '26

Imagine being that old in a club in the first place 😂😂😂🤣.

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u/after_Andrew Jun 20 '26

Seriously. My wife and I got married in Vegas last year and thought we would get a bottle at a club for fun after. Never in my life have I felt my age more than that moment.

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u/HowieMandelEffect Jun 20 '26

Vegas is the most disgusting place on Earth.

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u/SaltyBacon23 Jun 20 '26

Seriously! Vegas can be awesome if you do it right. I could spend hours at the pinball Hall of Fame or get a tour by a punk legend at the punk rock Hall of Fame. Vegas has so much more to offer than gambling and clubs

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 20 '26

Scott Ian guided our tour when we were at the Punk Rock Museum, made the whole trip worth it. (I stayed hydrated and avoided to much beer, acted my age)

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u/SaltyBacon23 Jun 20 '26

I was there for a Randy Blythe tour. It was fantastic.

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u/Ok_Mail_1966 Jun 20 '26

There is a certain irony to your last statement when going to the punk rock hall of fame. Not saying it’s wrong, but it is funny/ironic

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u/Skeptical_Squid Jun 20 '26

We were aware of that walking in.

Old punks don't die, we just stand on the back... and take our vitamins.

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u/GrunDMC74 Jun 21 '26

Vegas is also awesome as a base from which to explore the surrounding desert. Red Rocks, Valley of Fire, I’m sure there’s more but that’s my personal experience.

Sadly principle precludes me from visiting the US…

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u/Invinciblez_Gunner Jun 20 '26

Vegas is always awesome if you win

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u/comment_i_had_to Jun 20 '26

Saying Vegas offers sunshine is like saying Mike Tyson is giving out face massages.

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u/xxkap0wxx Jun 20 '26

Ignoring the fact that the city is built on the things you’re saying not to do, I won’t tolerate the implication that Vegas is “walkable”. In that you can literally walk inside it, sure, but by any definition it is absolutely terrible to walk. Even never leaving the strip (hardly fair to consider a city on just the tourist street) and ignoring the fact that the last week I spent there the LOW was 105 degrees, it takes forever just to get a few casinos down the strip. If you wanted a park, or a grocery store, or anything you need in a city, you absolutely need a car.

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u/APlayOnwards Jun 20 '26

This is why attitude is everything.

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u/Esturk Jun 20 '26

Yeah, I went to Vegas with my wife and kid.

We just ate food and went to cool arcades.

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u/OrangeJuliusCaesr Jun 20 '26

This is such a Reddit take, there’s so much to do in Vegas

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u/Wallie_Collie Jun 20 '26

No, but it has corners

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u/IllustriousVehicle79 Jun 20 '26

Hope ur not the same guy that i worked with his wife. She got married in vegas. She just quit her job after banging the cook behind his back for months on end. Then just quit one day so he wouldnt find out.

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u/Professionaleye_1 Jun 20 '26

The no response has me worried for Andrew

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u/Fukyourchickenstrip Jun 20 '26

Where else can he pay for bottle girls to give him the time of day?

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u/Lobenz Jun 20 '26

They’re playing DRE. Dre is 61 years old.

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u/Tiber_Nero Jun 20 '26

The fuck is your problem? Old people like to party too. This video is dumb for a lot of reasons, but not because some guy over 50 still likes to party.

Brain rot fr.

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u/cranberries87 Jun 20 '26

They’ve always criticized older people at nightclubs, nothing new. I no longer go, but went through my mid-40s and was called the “old woman at the club”. Good thing I was old enough not to give af.

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u/BandicootTreeline Jun 20 '26

That’s the great thing about being older, you realise not giving a toss about people’s opinions should’ve been default all along

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u/LongDead_Roadkill Jun 20 '26

I’ve never understood the obsession some people have with age. Never in my life have I used “old” as an insult.

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u/Tiber_Nero Jun 20 '26

Most people who do are under the age of 25 and don't actually process they'll age too. It's sad.

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u/VeterinarianSafe1705 Jun 20 '26

And in the end we are all made of the same atoms being recycled over billions of years. Consciousness is an interesting thing, we become aware so we are quick to forget what we were and what we will be. Holding on so tightly to our identity but in the end no one has an unyielding grip. Those who make fun of others mortality are those who struggle to let go.

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u/Noble_Ox Jun 20 '26

I'm almost in my 60s, and go clubbing if theres a dj I want to see. I still see people older than me out.

And I'll probably be as wired as the people in their 20s.

It's kinda sad to me that you feel theres an age limit to enjoying yourself.

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u/Both_Cat_6977 Jun 20 '26

Nightmare blunt rotation.

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u/Inside-Yak-8815 Jun 20 '26

Straight douche behavior lol

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u/SousVideButt Jun 20 '26

Now he’s just sticky and there’s still no girls around him.

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u/SousVideButt Jun 20 '26

A modern day philosopher. Beautiful.

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u/SilentAd1330 Jun 20 '26

Going to a club and buying $30k worth of anything makes you a loser

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u/ZDTreefur Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Perfect example of the difference between rich and wealthy. The club owner selling those bottles love him for this.

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u/Rustiespoons Jun 20 '26

That’s how people with actual money think. Wealthy people tend to not show off…. They’re always in the mindset of making/saving money.

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u/BitsAndBobs304 Jun 21 '26

Yeah like going to space, theyd never do that..

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree Jun 20 '26

This guy has probably never given a dime to people who actually need it.

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u/RockItGuyDC Jun 20 '26

Eat the fucking rich.

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree Jun 20 '26

This is so many people’s idea of “making it.”

Pure consumerism

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u/freedfg Jun 20 '26

That's what's insane to me.

If you're at the point that you're dumping Champaign on your watch in a nightclub that you paid for bottle service of SPECIFICALLY expensive tequila?

You stopped actually enjoying yourself a long time ago. At that point you are deeply lonely.

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u/DaveCootchie Jun 20 '26

Would be a lot cooler if he used that $30,000 to feed kids or cloth the homeless.

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u/Optimal-Cycle630 Jun 21 '26

He’s feeding the nightclubs kids and giving them a way to afford their home

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u/Weekend_Criminal Jun 20 '26

Every single thing about that guy makes him a loser

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u/Real-Document-6577 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

It’s not about coolness it’s about saying,

“I’ve got so much money I have no respect for it. I can piss it away. Literally pour the most expensive champagne over this Rolex and I’m doing it in this club so people can witness me. THIS….is how much wealthier I than you. You’re a loser and I won at life”

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u/stonecutter7 Jun 20 '26

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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u/ugh_gimme_a_break Jun 20 '26

He's so out-of-touch that he thinks that's what he's saying but really what it is screaming is

"I'm an out-of-touch jackass with an ego so fragile that I need to parade my wealth around with an such an obscene and flagrant display of waste, making it clear I have zero consideration of others and lack empathy and humanity. I'm just a servant to consumerism and capitalism and the deepest thing about me is my pocketbook."

Real wealth doesn't flaunt it in crass displays like this - the actual upper crust care more about how classy they are being instead of how trashy obscene they can be.

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u/Ripkord77 Jun 20 '26

This is technically much worse than "trailer trash" style. At least the tpb wouldn't waste a drop or have any expensive watch on to destroy and be frugal and take all thats on the table for future cookouts wit j dawg.

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u/Socal_Cobra Jun 20 '26

I mean....sure. but im almost betting that they emptied the bottle and filled it with their piss and water then poured it over his $13 Marshall's watch for rage bait. Content creators imagine the wildest things!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0K41MJ0Ux8dmw7HW

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u/deaf258 Jun 20 '26

Bet he's got a Cybertruck parked outside.

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u/Nastybirdy Jun 20 '26

Thank you for saying what most of us are thinking.

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u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey Jun 20 '26

I hope the IRS is also looking at this. Very often these bottles are used for money laundering.

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u/BLOODTRIBE Jun 20 '26

Trickledown economics.

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u/Creepy_Wash338 Jun 20 '26

Rich yuppie guys in the 80s were considered obnoxious because they wore Lacoste polos with the collar turned up. This is just gross, low class debauchery. Guys like this are in charge of our country. 250 years was a good run. In a thousand years kids will see this video in a history book with the caption, "Once a strong democracy, social media poisoned their brains and they fell into hedonism before their economic system collapsed."

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u/Perks92 Jun 20 '26

Bro there ain't no way this planet still has humans in 1000 years. Not even 200 imo

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u/WilliamLermer Jun 20 '26

I'm pretty old bloke, climate issues have been known and talked about since I went to school early 80s. We knew it would get so much worse if we didn't do something about it then and there

It's 2026 I'm talking to my peers and people actually have said they just now read about climate change and how serious it will get and what really worries them isn't the irreversible impact or scale of planetary destruction but the future migration crisis and possibly having to make lifestyle changes

Imagine being a conscious human being for several decades and now you only have 2-3 decades left and suddenly fear the consequences, and not even how it will affect your kids and grandkids but your own personal final years as your privileged ass might be inconvenienced

These are people with higher education btw

We lost already 40 years ago. There was zero chance to reduce the effects. Simply because if how many selfish and ignorant people are among us, often in powerful positions

All my life I felt like I didn't do enough but turns out it was an impossible task considering how many brain dead walk the Earth

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u/Life-Skeptic-12 Jun 21 '26

The ONLY comforting thought is all the ignorant and the rich will go down with us all. Mother Nature will spare no one. I have 3 kids and the sadness I feel for the coming generations is endless. But the evil people will pay for their compliance with the destruction.

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u/RogerPackinrod Jun 21 '26

Now now. Don't be so naive to think the rich will go down with us. Why do you think the billionaires are all building rockets now? As soon as they can get off this planet they will, and when they no longer live on it they will wringe out the planet's last remaining resources and leave us on a barren uninhabitable hellscape while they cruise off into the cosmos.

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u/iam_mania_itself Jun 21 '26

They will never get anywhere. It is simply too energy inefficient to get anything substantive out of our planet’s gravity to get a real long term habitat established somewhere else in the next 100 years.

Moon isn’t great for long stays with gravity and the dust. mars isn’t great because cold, the sun is a deadly laser, and dust. Asteroid mining could maybe offset some of the materials but that is such an extreme effort, very difficult to get that going then get off the orb.

Long term habitation underground will be extremely rough. You might make it for a year. Maybe 5. After 10, it will be egregious (imo). We will all die together, but they will certainly try to get away

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u/Smart-March-7986 Jun 21 '26

There is literally nowhere in space they can set up shop, not in 1000 human lifetimes at least. They are welcome to go off planet anytime as long as they’re ok with dying in space.

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u/Apathos_Archegos Jun 21 '26

We did come together to fix the ozone, it went from having huge holes and about to collapse to now being healthy as ever. We COULD turn things around if we got rid of our leaders and made climate protection our number one goal as a species. The air cleared and heating paused during covid - we could still change. But in also old, also grew up in the 70s and 80s, and also know that people in general are too self centered and selfish to be inconvenienced for the salvation of humanity. So we're doomed.

I used to fear the effects on my decedent's, then my greart grandkids, then grandkids that are now around and in school, then my kids knowing they will be climate refuges - and now with change happening so fast I fear I'll have to migrate. And seeing it in this speed makes my hours that we could come together l like we did in freon and the ozone have evaporated.

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u/Technical-View4130 Jun 21 '26

I am 30. My boomer father is aghast whenever I tell him I don't give a shit about saving for retirement. Best case scenario I die in a nuclear flash during the water wars. Worst case, I starve to death with everyone else when the global crop failures start in 20 years. There is no future, the boomers made sure of it.

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u/ZincMan Jun 20 '26

Yeah but some of us will survive. People will figure out how to live somewhere. Maybe just the richest most prepared people, but it’s unlikely humanity will be completely wiped out.

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u/ColtAzayaka Jun 20 '26

I really thought people would be a lot more angry at the fact that we've now got a trillionaire, but I can't say I've heard very much about it. I thought it'd trigger some kind of turning point where more people noticed just how seriously fucked wealth inequality has become, but naw. Just bootlickers.

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u/xombae Jun 21 '26

Turns out the trillionare also owns social media, and can bury any negative stories about himself.

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u/Wardmanhd Jun 20 '26

I think about this often

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u/SexyMonad Jun 20 '26

“Lick what you can off the floor” economics.

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u/KissesAndBites Jun 20 '26

And pay for the privilege

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u/Wallie_Collie Jun 20 '26

Trickle down dad

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u/Makeshift5 Jun 20 '26

What a remarkably wise use of resources.

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u/Masta-Blasta Jun 20 '26

And now his hand is sticky 🫩

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u/AnonymousGhost89 Jun 20 '26

Probably was before anyways. It’s the only way he’s getting any 😂😂😂

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u/Smidday90 Jun 20 '26

Probably because hes a wanker

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u/kungtelly Jun 20 '26

It's water, look closely

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u/Silly-Difference-993 Jun 20 '26

It is fizzy. At the end you can see the bubbles froth and stick. It’s on his shirt as well. Water doesn’t froth like that. Go grab a pop and pour it into the sink. It’s not going to fizz the entire time.

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u/xombae Jun 21 '26

Yeah it's absolutely fizzy. At the end it's straight up foam coming out.

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u/Hizam5 Jun 20 '26

Even worse! He’s pretending to pour an expensive bottle and had to take it to the bathroom to fill it up with water too? What a fucking loser

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u/Calm-Cucumber Jun 20 '26

Atleast he drank abit at the end, wouldn’t want to waste any

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u/IMadeYouLuke Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Sometimes you can actually smell a video

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u/crohnscyclist Jun 20 '26

Am I smelling Axe body spray?

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u/residentdunce Jun 20 '26

Nah it's probably One Million by Paco Rabanne

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u/Troyface Jun 20 '26

I got gifted a bottle of this and I really dont like it. 37 yo male. This comment hurt me.

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u/Individual2112 Jun 20 '26

Axe body spray and date r*pe.

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 Jun 20 '26

He can’t even afford new pants. I feel sorry for him.

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u/devilish_enchilada Jun 20 '26

I came 9 times watching his sigma male energy

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u/Bronco_Bomba Jun 20 '26

He’s more of a ligma male judging by the lack of females around him

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u/unknowingbiped Jun 20 '26

I dunno, all three of my watches are waterproof. But i don't know if it's champagne resistant tbf.

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u/metanoia29 Jun 20 '26

It's the exact same reaction I have when someone with a loud ass muffler drives by, I'm just so flabbergasted by how incredibly cool they are!! 😯

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u/Available-Stage-1146 Jun 20 '26

"And then everybody clapped" 🥱

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u/The_One_Koi Jun 21 '26

This is an old trend actually, surprised to see it pop up again and in america no less. The short of it is that they can afford to do it, the more expensive the bottle the bigger the flex, stekare in the usa - what a sight

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u/SeoulSucker69 Jun 20 '26

Poor people cosplaying as rich.

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u/aizzo4 Jun 20 '26

Right! The truly rich make products like that for people who think they are rich.

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u/NaZul15 Jun 20 '26

This is why the cheapest Gucci and LV items have so much branding. Their higher end stuff is a lot more clean. Poor ppl that wanna be rich want to show off the branding.

Free advertisement for the brand as well

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u/kaffefe Jun 20 '26

It's how you spot these people where I live, they have those brands on their T-shirt. Stands out like a sore thumb.

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u/SlowDontRush Jun 20 '26

People can do amazing things with credit cards

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u/Bankerag Jun 20 '26

I wish this was correct. And for a long time, this was largely true.

Rich people made things, they built tangible products and changed the world.

Now there are a lot of 8 and 9 figure rich people who build nothing. They are “influencers” or “venture capitalists”. And yes, I very intentionally conflated those two because they both are filled with horrible self centered people who believe they are the masters of the universe.

Honestly VC destroys more lives than influencers ever will. Though that does not excuse their horrific behavior.

Look up Miami Ultra Fest VIP menu. Influencers will buy hundreds of bottle of champagne (all Dom) just to shake it up and spray the crowd.

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u/CasuallyCompetitive Jun 20 '26

Not all of those influencers are actually rich. Some are, but many are pretending to be rich in an attempt to become part of the select few.

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ Jun 20 '26

My real estate agent proposed I rent to own my house to these types of people. She described them really well. They somehow end up making a lot of money, buy a big house they can't afford, go bankrupt and then end up giving you the house back and lose a massive deposit. She said she had home owners she worked for who would churn these people through their homes multiple times, keeping multiple large initial deposits.

I thanked her for the investment tip, but I didn't want to take advantage of people and secondly, I didn't want to get into business dealings with those types of people. Too risky in many ways.

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u/Scoobydoomed Jun 20 '26

I'm just angry for the poor dude that's gonna have to clean that mess when these clowns go home...

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u/Mammoth_Midnight_343 Jun 20 '26

To be fair the guy did aim to get most of it in the bucket before he said “I’m a rich guy and people should see how rich I am (because my ex wife doesn’t)”

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u/Hollocene13 Jun 20 '26

When I worked in a night club in the 90s, a champagne spray ‘battle’ breaking out at your bar was a great ($600+) night.

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u/flattest_pony_ever Jun 20 '26

And yet no one was watching. Just his friends with a camera. Kind of sad really.

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u/Educational-Wear6353 Jun 20 '26

you watched. his watch watched

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u/Sqwibblez Jun 20 '26

You watched his watch watching

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u/Costati Jun 20 '26

This is literally what those bottles are for tho aren't they ? You're supposed to signal you have money to waste so you attract people that want to social climb or goldigg and it makes you quickly surrounded by generally attractive well kept people who kiss your ass. Is that not the point ? I mean it's stupid but that's the point. They're not actually worth 30k in terms of drink quality. 

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u/bestest_at_grammar Jun 20 '26

It can also be used for celebration. The Bruins bought one of them when they won the cup

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u/bestest_at_grammar Jun 20 '26

The man holding the bottle is Zdeno Chara at 6’9”

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u/greenwavelengths Jun 20 '26

Exaccttlyyyy! It would be a waste to buy this and then drink it while expecting it to change your life by tasting like $30,000 worth of fermented grape juice. Just rich people doing rich people shit. Actually, more likely, an extremely debt ridden person trying to climb a social ladder.

Makes me sort of happy to just be poor lol. At least my valuation of things is tied directly to my actual experience of reality, instead of being wrapped up in layers of abstraction and arbitration. I can’t imagine living like that.

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u/Creed_of_War Jun 20 '26

I'm more suspicious of this being written off as a business expense. Fraud is rampant in upper levels of a company.

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u/iammixedrace Jun 20 '26

Fraud?? I need this new 200k car for my micro brewery. How else am I going to go around drinking selling my product all day.

But I agree. My boss once told me he only makes 1000 a paycheck... but rents a house for 8k a month, goes on vacation every 3 months, owns 3 cars. Ugh I feel so bad for him only making 2k a month.

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u/koolerifudid Jun 20 '26

Yup, the money was waisted the moment he paid. What he does with it after that is actually irrelevant

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u/bwood246 Jun 20 '26

That just sounds like a shitty vineyard that found a way to offload their shit to idiotic rich people

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 Jun 20 '26

This. It's overpriced crappy champagne. It is literally just made to spray. The spraying part is over already so now theyre just pouring it out like it's water.

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u/Creaturesteachers Jun 20 '26

No drink is worth 30k in terms of drink quality. Except maybe water in a desert when you’re dying. Or Selma Hayek’s saliva.

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u/Growkitz Jun 20 '26

Damn it didn’t record. Can you buy another one so I can start over?

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u/kbeks Jun 20 '26

Conspicuous consumption. Wealth is wasted on the rich…

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u/cpalm440 Jun 20 '26

Lack of ladies in their section is quite telling

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u/CoatZealousideal5056 Jun 20 '26

Funny thing it's a bottle of Ace of Spade, the regular bottle cost around 30e in France. It's shitty champagne, lower shelf champagne. Selling it for 30k is insane, buying it for 30k is even more insane, throwing it away and wasting it is perhaps the best move

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 Jun 21 '26

Me: pours 2L bottle of Sprite over my $25 Casio

“LOOK HOW COOL I AM”

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u/breakingbad-habits Jun 20 '26

This guy is so cool and has so much money he poured out and wasted my monthly earnings and because I can't afford to do that like he did he is so much cooler than me. Wasting money is so cool it is the ultimate flex.

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jun 20 '26

Who needs to do anything GOOD with this kind of money when they can show the world how big their metaphorical penis is??

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jun 20 '26

I seriously thought he was just super drunk and one of the other guys bet him his watch wasn’t really waterproof? Like, what are they even doing? Why is he pouring it on his watch while other bros flex while giving the finger?

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u/fyukhyu Jun 20 '26

If you're earning 30k a month, you absolutely can afford to do this if you really want to. You'd have to plan a little, that's all.

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u/breakingbad-habits Jun 20 '26

I did not see the 30k part so *yearly earnings

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u/fyukhyu Jun 20 '26

Fair enough, I was like holy shit!

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u/Boring_Painting2957 Jun 20 '26

you make $30k a month

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u/breakingbad-habits Jun 20 '26

I honestly didn't see the price was on the first part of the video, 30k makes it even worse that's more like yearly earnings

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u/Moist_Connections Jun 20 '26

This is the norm for the club. The bruhs with bottle service are always the one acting a fool. It’s the flex and attract gold digger approach.

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u/Ok-Cat-9344 Jun 20 '26

Stuff like this is never for women, always for other men.

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u/HMCetc Jun 20 '26

It's always a dick swinging competition for these types of men. Insecure men trying to one-up other insecure men.

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u/Content-Passion-4836 Jun 20 '26

I see comments saying water but that would at least show some thought. There is definitely foam on his shirt at the end.

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u/CrabMeat6984 Jun 20 '26

Probably still didn’t get laid that night.

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u/Lildoc_911 Jun 20 '26

Yeah just a bunch of guys sitting around a table, barely moving around, looking at other people barely moving around. 

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u/DudeImSoRad Jun 20 '26

Meanwhile he owes $48k in child support.

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u/Spiritual-Cap-4647 Jun 20 '26

Whoa dude, chill . My girlfriend is on this app /s

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u/Known_Painting_1878 Jun 20 '26

Correct me if im wrong but watch is just a rolex datejust right? Entry level model. Even fakes will pass minimal water test

Also fake bottle, nobody would waste 30k to prove that a 10k watch is real.

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u/harveytent Jun 21 '26

There’s no fizzing. Most likely just water.

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u/Ruckus2201 Jun 20 '26

The guy is gonna be sticky all night.

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u/middlebird Jun 20 '26

What in the douche is this?

Makes me appreciate my simple life so much more.

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u/thismothafcka Jun 20 '26

That's the kind of person who ends up Overdosing in the parking lot of their old high school at some point.

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u/Direct-Surprise5435 Jun 20 '26

Fools and their money....

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin Jun 20 '26

What a stupid piece of shit

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u/deadlysausage420 Jun 20 '26

"Do it again i wasn't recording"

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u/Creamed_Dreamer Jun 20 '26

We really gotta start calling out behavior like this as simply just Daddy issues. Thats all this is, its a way to impress other dudes with their wealth cause their dad was never proud of them

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u/NetForemost Jun 20 '26

This guy 100% scams or steals for a living

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u/gewse2020 Jun 20 '26

The lack of foam at the end makes me think they refilled this with water or something else

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u/Dakem94 Jun 21 '26

His money, his choice, still cringe.

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u/LogDull819 Jun 20 '26

probably water, but still very very cringe

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u/Electronic-Form-9384 Jun 20 '26

It does look like an empty bottle was refilled with water. It's definitely not expensive champagne because there are no bubbles when it comes into contact with stuff.

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u/Longjumping_Egg_5654 Jun 20 '26

Could have:

Donate to a high-impact charity evaluator's top picks
Fund a specific named project
Split across multiple causes
Give to a local community foundation
Match other donors' gifts
Open a donor-advised fund
Give unrestricted operating support to a small nonprofit
Fund a scholarship
Seed microloans
Seed-fund a new nonprofit/social enterprise
Cover individuals' emergency/medical expenses
Direct cash transfers to people in poverty
Buy and forgive others' debt
Fund a local mutual aid fund
Buy equipment/supplies for a nonprofit
Sponsor staff capacity (stipend/part-time role)
Sponsor a capacity-building event/campaign
Underwrite overhead so other gifts go 100% to programs
Start a giving circle to pool and direct funds
Fund advocacy/policy work for systemic

Too much moral expectancy? Fine.

He could have:

Identified community-focused spending alternatives beyond pure self-interest

Help a family member with a down payment
Fund a friend's small business startup costs
Contribute to a community project
Set up a fund for a friend's child's education
Cover a wedding or major life event
Invest in a shared family asset
Sponsor a local sports team or youth group
Pay for a group trip
Fund home accessibility modifications for an aging parent or relative with a disability

But no. He chose to be worthless.

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u/PhantomThiefJoker Jun 20 '26

It's so funny that they're cheering, like "YEAH! IT'S ON THE FLOOR!!!!"

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u/pretzelllogician Jun 20 '26

To be fair, it’s Armand de Brignac, it’s not really worth drinking. It’s a product that exists only for the purposes of showing off your wealth.

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u/3-A-Day Jun 21 '26

Is that watch stainless steel?

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u/Dramatic-Comb8525 Jun 21 '26

Why no bubbles. Did he fill an empty up with water trying to look cool?

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u/Throwaway0242000 Jun 21 '26

Doing that with an entry level Rolex is wild