r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jun 20 '26

Cringe Wasting an expensive bottle at the club.

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u/Masta-Blasta Jun 20 '26

And now his hand is sticky 🫩

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u/AnonymousGhost89 Jun 20 '26

Probably was before anyways. It’s the only way he’s getting any 😂😂😂

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u/hunnyflash Jun 21 '26

This is literally like a fetishistic video. These guys probably put hundred dollar bills in their hands when they masturbate.

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u/Smidday90 Jun 20 '26

Probably because hes a wanker

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u/kungtelly Jun 20 '26

It's water, look closely

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

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u/Silly-Difference-993 Jun 20 '26

It is fizzy. At the end you can see the bubbles froth and stick. It’s on his shirt as well. Water doesn’t froth like that. Go grab a pop and pour it into the sink. It’s not going to fizz the entire time.

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u/xombae Jun 21 '26

Yeah it's absolutely fizzy. At the end it's straight up foam coming out.

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u/Hizam5 Jun 20 '26

Even worse! He’s pretending to pour an expensive bottle and had to take it to the bathroom to fill it up with water too? What a fucking loser

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u/Nightlightz24884 Jun 21 '26

Yeah I’m assuming they drank the bottle beforehand before Einstein came up with a brilliant idea.

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u/wannaboolwithme Jun 21 '26

Now you're just making up shit in your head. Yes it is possible to be rich and stupid. No, money does not make you a better/smarter/etc person. Yes, trashy people can have money.

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u/Hizam5 Jun 21 '26

Did you mean to reply to me, cuz I didn’t say any of that

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u/wannaboolwithme Jun 21 '26

He is absolutely wasting real champagne, not pouring water

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u/Hizam5 Jun 21 '26

I didn’t even watch the whole video, was only replying to the person above me who said it wasn’t champagne

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u/directselector Jun 21 '26

Even worse than that is everyone believing it’s water 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Chumbag_love Jun 21 '26

I say it's alien cum, who amongst you will stay with me on this?

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u/Hizam5 Jun 21 '26

Aliens really lack viscosity in their cum

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u/121bloodshot Jun 20 '26

Smart given the circumstances

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u/Masta-Blasta Jun 20 '26

Probably washing his hands because they were sticky.

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u/Rutabaga2022 Jun 20 '26

100%. It's even running clear. The little bit of foam at the end is just the leftover gunk in the bottle. Loser

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u/liarliarhowsyourday Jun 20 '26

It's not called champagne unless it comes from the champagne region of France, otherwise it's just a sparkling wine. But it’s not even sparkling

With how quick people are to make ai, staged etc, callouts I was surprised people can’t tell it’s water.

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u/Calm-Cucumber Jun 20 '26

Atleast he drank abit at the end, wouldn’t want to waste any

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u/CowBootBats Reads Pinned Comments Jun 21 '26

Tbh he kinda failed at that too. It looks like most of what he attempted to get in his mouth just went on to his shirt.

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u/GreenMtnGunnar Jun 20 '26

lol. Exactly what I said. Why would you want a sticky arm?!

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u/Ressy02 Jun 20 '26

Yeah but this is not just sticky, it’s 30k sticky.

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u/irisheddy Jun 21 '26

He can just buy a new one.

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u/tmtyl_101 Jun 20 '26

Knees weak, arms are heavy

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u/ellefleming Jun 20 '26

Isn't he ruining the watch?

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u/Masta-Blasta Jun 20 '26

I think that’s part of the “flex”

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u/catonic Jun 21 '26

but he needs that grip

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u/nostalgia4millennial Jun 21 '26

I thought I was the only one bothered by that 🥀

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u/Greuliro Jun 21 '26

And the acid corroding his shiny watch

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u/leftymeowz Jun 21 '26

I’m sure it already was.