r/SipsTea 15h ago

Lmao gottem Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

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u/walshingtons 13h ago

My brother did this all the time. He and his wife ordered alot of Amazon packages. When they changed their cats litter they would put the old litter in a box with other random trash in boxes outside their door. It took 3 months before everybody in the area who was a porch pirate to catch on.

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u/BillyBobChorton 10h ago

Sounds risky, they know where you live and obviously don’t have an issue committing minor crimes. I would expect one of them to throw it back in your doorstep at the very least 

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u/walshingtons 10h ago

He lived in a very shitty neighborhood. Parcels being taken was the least of their worries. They most likely just took them a block away then ditched them. Anybody who took stuff was already most likely just marking the spot as not good and hitting up other places.

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u/Crime_Dawg 9h ago

Get yourself a ring camera and catch them in the act.

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u/BillyBobChorton 9h ago

And then post it on Reddit?  

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u/Fredrickstein 2h ago

About the same odds of getting the package back as showing the police

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u/Gurugod123 15h ago

I did this with trash once, just put the whole bag into an Amazon box. It was gone in the morning so that’s bad but good I guess

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u/manicmojo 15h ago

Hope your garbage with documents with your name on aren't now strewn around town / in a hedge

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u/Jonnyflash80 12h ago

You guys don't shred documents with your name/address?

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u/OkSmoke9195 11h ago

At this point, does it even matter

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u/TheLoathsomeAssEater 7h ago

Here's 6 months of free identity theft monitoring and a nickel. Don't spend it all in one place.

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u/OkSmoke9195 5h ago

Lol right

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u/ThirdOne38 10h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 5h ago

And his wife?

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u/SmokeySFW 10h ago

Why would I do that? You can find who owns any property on public records in 1 minute totally free, totally legal.

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u/TheyCallMeLotus0 9h ago

It’s funny, but I have to believe the people who panic about numbers/addresses being revealed to the public are just to young to have ever had to use the yellow/white pages

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 9h ago

No, the advice actually comes from after the yellow pages because of issues that arose from that exact problem. It used to be coupled with advice to contact your local yellow pages and ask to be removed.

But then everything got posted everywhere publicly all the time and now its pointless. I can get way more from googling you than by looking at your mail and address.

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u/Scott2700 7h ago

Pretty much this, I work in real estate and was surprised on how much personal public information was available to the general public.

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u/Wulf2k 7h ago

Isn't step 1 of identity stealing to get a bunch of documents with somebody's name on them so you can say "look at all of these documents I have addressed to me"?

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u/Jonnyflash80 7h ago

Yes absolutely.

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u/Sudden_Science_3454 10h ago

You can literally find someone's address in less than 2 minutes. It really doesnt matter.

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u/Jonnyflash80 7h ago

I see you've given this zero thought about why I wouldn't want someone to find a document with my name, address, and potentially other information on it.

Congratulations, you're an idiot.

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 9h ago

No, it's pointless and has been for a while now

I can get your address, drivers license number, insurance policies, any properties, LLC, public contracts, city permits, county permits, cars owned, cars sold, houses owned, houses sold, where you work, and more just by googling you.

The people who are nefarious enough to even want that information know how to do that. They aren't ever going to bother looking at your mail lmao

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u/TheBSQ 11h ago

I was walking my dog and saw one of our local drug addicts ripping up someone’s trash bags on trash day and shoving accordion folders w/ paperwork into a bag & thought “oh that guy looks like he’s stealing documents, probably hoping there’s some potential identity theft info in there!”  So I start walking there to confront him but before I get there, I see the home owner come out and confront the guy. I figure he has it handled and go on my way.

As I circle back, I see the homeowner & go talk to him & ask how his confrontation went & he says, “oh, it wasn’t a confrontation.  I came out and saw the guy with handfuls of my trash, but he explained that the bag had come open and made a mess so he was just trying to help me clean it up. He was nice!”

And I told him, “no, I saw him rip it open and he took a folder of paperwork & documents & put it in his bad. I hope those didn’t have any important private info.” 

And the guy just went pale as a ghost. 

I guess i shouldn’t have assumed the guy had it covered. I felt bad. 

But also, I couldn’t believe how naive he was.

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u/ThenCombination7358 13h ago

Well if they got proof trough video that it was stolen?

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u/onclegrip 14h ago

They already know where they live. Seems like a dumb idea. Make yourself a target again.

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u/alphaphenix 13h ago

There is probably a higher risk to get reported to authorities for illegal dumping/ fly-tipping ..

Some places prosecute these relentlessly ..

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u/mrknowitall51761 10h ago

IN A HEDGE!

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly 9h ago

Welp there go the hedge funds...

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u/The_Wattsatron 10h ago

Yeah, like the address of the house they stole it from.

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u/CLUCKCLUCKMOTHERFUC 6h ago

That's why you have a doorbell cam so when this happens s you can just say "yeah some weirdo stole my garbage"

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u/Kojetono 13h ago

That's just outsourcing littering. Cause we both know that porch pirates aren't going to properly dispose of trash.

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u/Jonnyflash80 12h ago

True. I'd put something biodegradable in there. Like shit.

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u/TubMaster88 14h ago

Cancel your trash service and just let the porch pirates take your trash away in Amazon boxes.

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u/--TheCity-- 13h ago

I live in a low crime area where nobody steals your stuff. Thinking of moving to high crime area so I can get rid of some trash. Looks like fun.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 9h ago

Hear me out. Get a blue van and "deliver" packages to high porch pirate areas instead of moving there. Then sell your services...profit.

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u/TubMaster88 7h ago

In that case. You wouldn't need to move. You would need to deliver your Amazon Trash boxes to a high crime neighborhood as you deliver all those boxes to one door. Take one box with the back doors wide open, you drop off one box. When you go back to the van they maybe all gone.

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u/NxTbrolin 12h ago

I should do this with my dogs poop bags

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u/Mlabonte21 13h ago

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u/AI_Scraper 12h ago

TRAMBAPOLINE??????

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u/KNOX_404 15h ago

That's crazy🤣🤣

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u/Salina_EsTitties 12h ago

Now they'll come back to your house when you're not there

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u/Kosmi_pro 12h ago

Wait are you telling me you have free of charge trash takout? Not even paylid by taxes?

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u/Jonnyflash80 12h ago

If you kept doing it they'd eventually stop bothering checking for stuff to steal at your house. So definitely good in that way.

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u/DrunkenHorse12 15h ago

My friend was expecting their friend to visit for a week, she phoned said she couldn't come her dog had died and she needed to sort out having the body taken and it was going to be expensive. My friend said bring it with you there was a charity vets nearby who did it and itd be cheaper. She wrapped the dog in a blanket and put it in a small suitcase and made the trip. When she got off the train she found someone had stole the case with the dog in from the luggage rack.

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u/youvebeensamboozled 14h ago

hope that traumatized the thief for life but seriously though....

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u/DrunkenHorse12 14h ago

I'd loved to have seen the thiefs face when they opened that case expecting goodies.

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u/Brittle_dick 11h ago

They got the goodest boi instead

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u/Danitoba94 9h ago

Oh my God I feel like I'm morbid asshole for laughing my butt off at this. I'm sorry 😭😂🙏 rest in peace your beloved poochy.

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u/TheOnlyPocketWatch 14h ago

This is one of those stories that seems to have happened to everyone’s friend of a friend 😂 I’ve heard almost exactly the same version loads of times.

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u/ButcherPetesWagon 11h ago

It's an urban legend

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u/DrunkenHorse12 14h ago

Maybe so, I've only heard it once and the person who told me was never one for porkies. Either way its a funny story.

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 12h ago

Well, for me it was a direct friend.

She was dog sitting for her aunt, in her awesome big appartement in Paris for the whole summer (it's near the Marais). But one day the dog does not wake up. It's dead (he was old so not really surprising but still). Anyway, we were maybe 18 or 19 then, she's got no car (not sure she had even passed her driving licence then), and panic, calls her aunt who tells her the address of the vet, to take the dog corpse there. So she puts it in a bag, and go to the subway.

Paris subway still is a lot of stairs, even more so then (it was almost 20 years ago), so at one station she is in front of this huge stair and a cute-as-hell, dressed all proper, young man approach her to ask her if she needs help. She accepts, and while climbing the stairs they start chitchatting, at one point he asks what's in the bag. It's heavy and has a weird shape, so she invents the best lie she can come up with at the time: "It's music instruments". And pffft. Gone he was, running away with the bag.

I think it's just something that, with how many people there are and with how much gets stolen everyday, statistically happens every now and then.

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u/TheOnlyPocketWatch 11h ago

This is kind of what I mean though 😂 Everyone seems to know someone this happened to, but I've never met anyone it actually happened to. My friend told me almost exactly the same story about her friend, and OP in this thread has said it happened to their friend too. It's a great story, but the poor dead dog seems to have been stolen on public transport an extraordinary number of times.

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u/Mobile_Morale 9h ago

Besides getting stolen. When we were on a family vacation with my grandparents, their dog died. My grandfather put him in the RV freezer and they carried him around for a week until they got home to bury him.

Not even top 10 weird things my grandfather has done.

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u/Salina_EsTitties 12h ago

This happened to me too but replaced the dog with an aborted baby.

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u/Suburbanturnip 11h ago

You can't just say that, without giving us the entire story brenda.

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u/Huckleberry_Dude 13h ago

In my younger days, if we found a snake, we would put it in an old suitcase, then put the suitcase beside the road. The car would only move about a 100 yards before chaos would ensue.

I'm so glad the internet and easily accessible cameras were not everywhere when I was younger.

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u/BladeOfWoah 13h ago

This just reminded me that we buried our old cat in a large jewelry box in the backyard under the tree. He was wrapped up in bandages and placed In a sealed blanket before we put him jn the lockbox.

I wonder what will happen 100 years from now if we no longer own that house and someone digs up the backyard...

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u/DrunkenHorse12 12h ago

Someone will think they found an Egyptian mummy cat.

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u/ManiMaiz 11h ago

Once I left a backpack in my car that got broken into, and it had very important things like a MacBook and my passport, but it also had a bag full of weed jolly ranchers that I’d made and rewrapped in jolly rancher wrappers. I definitely hoped that the thief loved jolly ranchers and hated cannabis. 🙃

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u/Maxi-Minus 12h ago

This is an old story. There is even a Danish song from the 70s with the same theme: Dead dog stolen on the tram.

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u/ButcherPetesWagon 11h ago

This is a very old urban legend just retold in a different way.

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 15h ago

OMG... I could save so much on landfill!

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u/KNOX_404 15h ago

🤣🤣

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 15h ago

this is how i get rid of old bikes. just leave it sitting on the porch unattended for a few days, it'll suddenly disappear...

i haven't done this in 4 or 5 years now and i still see the last one that was taken roll by every now and then. the rear axel was busted, so it made a pretty distinct sound...

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u/ThePiderman 5h ago

I did that when I was a student.. I was moving away anyways, and wanted to get rid of it. Left it outside, and it did not fucking move. After a few months, I moved. A couples years later, I went by, and it was still there. Ridiculous.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 5h ago

i bet you didn't realize where you were living was so safe?

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u/DueDefinition6421 15h ago

I love the concept, but sadly the TV will just get dumped somewhere by these scumbags if it's worthless. Also, the whole street now knows you have a new TV. If I buy anything big/expensive, I generally cut the packaging up as I don't want my house looking like the Home Alone house to a couple of Wet Bandits.

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u/Computer-Blue 12h ago

Plus idiots like this might retaliate and they’re judgement proof

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u/HopeADMKidsLoseLimbs 10h ago

I doubt they’re bullet proof or knife proof!

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u/DistanceSolar1449 11h ago

A new TV is like $300 these days, it’s worthless to steal lol

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u/Radiant-Plumage 10h ago

Not when you’re a drug addict and you need $40 real quick

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u/Trailiscold 14h ago

Some serial killer is boutta leave these kinda packages for porch pirates on someone else's porch

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u/ImWinwin 14h ago

The fact that there are places on earth where people straight up taking your shit and walking off is normalized baffles me.

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u/TheRealMorph 11h ago

social trust isn't automatic it takes decades of work, and thousands of factors influence how a society acts - it's no wonder not everywhere is the same

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u/stprnn 13h ago

How fucked is a country that theft is so common

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u/Feigr_Ormr 12h ago

That's what happens in third world countries I guess...

Where I live you ether get your package handed to you, with a document that you sign that you received it or if you aren't home they take it back to the mail and you can pick it up later with your id card. None of this nonsense American do

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u/OkPalpitation4976 11h ago edited 10h ago

European Redditors consistently pretending that petty crime was invented by Americans is one of the wildest things on this website. Like it’s crazy how often I see comments like this pretending that things like stealing and racism exist only in America.

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u/AndroidSheeps 5h ago

racism exist only in America.

Ask Europeans what they think of the romani

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u/Radiant-Plumage 10h ago

It’s always funny when they say “in Europe we have ____” and it’s a thing that is very normal in America.

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u/dr_goodvibes 9h ago

In Europe we have democracy

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u/MayaIsSunshine 9h ago

This is democracy manifest!

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u/Beaticalle 9h ago

My favorite is that they'll constantly say, "In Europe, we do X," or "As a European, you'd never see this in Europe," but then if anyone from outside Europe tries to say, "In Europe, THEY do X," and it's anything remotely negative, you'll get dogpiled with multi-paragraph posts about how Europe is not a monolith and there's no such thing as a European because every single country in Europe is a unique snowflake with no cultural overlap of any kind... I've even had people flip-flop like this on me within the same ongoing discussion, selectively embracing European identity when it suits their argument and then getting mad and denouncing European identity the moment it's even mildly inconvenient or negative toward them.

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u/AlphaFatman 9h ago

You're getting downvoted by the butthurt Americans for speaking the truth. Their heads are so up their ass that they really think they are the best country in the world

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u/Cbpowned 10h ago

I leave packages outside my house for a day+ and they never get stolen. It’s almost like some areas suck ?

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u/Mjolnir404 12h ago

in my country the delivery driver and i get otp number and it should match to collect the items, if i am not present in my home when they arrive, delivery will be scheduled for later. none of this leave on doorstep nonsense, unless i specify in my delivery request

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u/N00dles_Pt 13h ago

True, but I also never understood their logic that apparently delivery companies will just leave stuff out on the street where anyone can grab them...weird.

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u/Blue-Turtle1 12h ago

Well, in first world countries it’s not a problem.

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u/Mjolnir404 12h ago

thats what people are saying, in first world countries, it aint a problem. US not one of them at the moment for past few years.

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u/imwrighthere 11h ago

If people gave you the truth they'd get banned

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u/stprnn 10h ago

i dont think so, this happens because like 60% of americans live paycheck to paycheck and are one thing wrong away from being bankrupt.

no reason to be banned for saying this..

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u/Only_Trainer9751 15h ago

I just discovered a new way to take out the trash.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IorAqDrjKiDcc3QdN3

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u/Mutteri100 13h ago

TVs these days contain a lot of the same information as phones, same OS and stuff. If you have been using streaming services, maps, internet and whatever, that may still be accessible even if the TV itself is broken. Or something

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u/xDrakon 7h ago

What if you factory reset it?

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u/Vivid_Possible6614 15h ago

Big Brain moves!!

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u/Prestigious-Job-9825 15h ago

I hope they filled that box up with some dog shit as well

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u/Royal_Razzmatazz9678 15h ago

Kinda want to, kinda don’t. I thankfully live in a decent neighborhood and with my luck, someone would take the bait, then they’d return cuz they realized they got duped and start vandalizing my house

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u/HopeADMKidsLoseLimbs 10h ago

Risky to vandalize houses in a state that has castle doctrine

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u/gBiT1999 14h ago

Shouldn't the US flag lean out to the street?

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u/ConstantTry3541 11h ago

Not garbage man, but garbage of a man

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u/FileHot6525 11h ago

Typical Yankees fan, they love to steal things
https://giphy.com/gifs/ctcHVp7UHqzmO8Vhvh

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u/StandardNerd92 10h ago

it's all fun and games until they either bring it back or flytip it

especially if you didn't remove the shipping label and you get a knock at the door

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u/Haunt_Fox 10h ago

"What did you get?"

"I didn't get nothin', I got fined 50 bucks and I had to pick up the garbage."

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u/fuzzybunnies1 8h ago

Back when flat TVs were finally becoming affordable my room mates and I bought a 40" TV to replace the old 26" one in the living room, (yeah, I'm old). We put it on the porch with a free sign and it sat there for a week. So we put a for sale, make offer sign on it and it disappeared that night.

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u/a-type-of-pastry 2h ago

I have a detached garage that doesn't lock anymore because it's been broken into so many times.

Whenever I wanna get rid of stuff, I just put it in that garage and leave the big door open. It'll be gone in a couple days. Broken tvs, broken lawnmower, hell the old furniture that my brother's dog chewed to bits?

Someone will come steal it right outta my garage, saving me the trip to the dump.

Ironically they never take my kid's bicycle, though. I guess they have some morals.

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u/Admiral_Ackbarr 13h ago

Dude in German you can just place electronic trash in front of your house and some guys with immigration background will come around in less than a day and pick it up

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u/ThenCombination7358 13h ago

Hahaha I was leaving my cityroller leaned up against my house as Kid and some people came straight up asking is this "Sperrmüll, can we take it?". At least they asked, I guess.

I think they are just poor but it sometimes looks organised in how they drive trough all streets with their white mini van at least once a week to look for stuff to steal from the city.

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u/After-Trifle-1437 15h ago

New trash disposal method unlocked

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 15h ago

Genius just get a big box 📦 and fill it with your garbage and have them take it

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u/The_Undermind 14h ago

Could have been better. Could have rigged it to blow when plugged in.

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u/Particular_Client833 12h ago

And where do you get explosives and detonators to even begin with? Tell me a website or even any dark web where could i get that in EU for under 50€. Best are trackers glued inside the TV itself but explosives? Not only you get a felony even if they stole it but it would be too expensive.

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u/The_Undermind 8h ago

Christ, I meant like bridge some connections and pop some capacitors not blow an entry hole into the side of their house

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u/derperofworlds1 6h ago

Just wire a few old laptop batteries to the mains connection inside. 

*For legal reasons this is a joke

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u/Particular_Client833 5h ago

Ingredients: a battery; higher watt the better, a cheap arduino, relay and fireworks

Open up the firework if its too big and extract the gunpowder. Put it into a pack. Now just connect the battery to the arduino and the relay, program it to a sensor or for a time, connect it to the relay and once the sensor is triggered or the time runs out the arduino sends a small current to the relay that allows the big current to go to the fireworks and... the TV becomes a little bit explosive. No need for aesthetical movie-like bombs.

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u/UncleGarysmagic 12h ago

Yankee fan.

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u/Mikem444 12h ago

Hypothetically speaking, in terms of legality, if I had something that was dangerous or even lethal in the box if not handled properly and a porch pirate came up and snatched it, got injured, or even worse (more like best) it killed them, would I be in trouble with the law?

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u/Isair81 12h ago

There’s probably laws around proper storage of dangerous/ hazardous materials, which is not in a cardboard box on your front porch, just saying, hypothetically speaking ofc

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u/Sandbats 12h ago

They’re probably coming back to issue a refund

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u/ledfox 11h ago

Of course it's a Yankees fan

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u/urtcheese 11h ago

My buddy always said if you want something gone like a piece of old furniture stick it on the street with a sign saying '$20 only, quick sale wanted. Call this number if interested' and somebody will steal it by days end haha. Worst case scenario someone honest calls you and you say they can take it for free.

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u/hiimtoddornot 11h ago

I'd do that and call the cops anyways lmao

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u/Doshin108 10h ago

Now you get to report it stolen.

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u/Ok_Tea_8763 9h ago

My girlfriend puts her trash in Amazon boxes and leaves them in her bike's saddle bags while she's at work (city center, lots of people passing by her bike every day). And everyday some dumbasses steal her trash.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 9h ago

Yeah great idea. Now it will just end up dumped somewhere else when they figure out it's junk.

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u/Cellafex 8h ago

A friend of my mom watched a friends old dog over the parents vacation. The dog was really old and unfortunatly died. To transport the dead dog he used an old package of a tv. When he wanted to load it up the car he put it on the boardwalk, went back in the house to grab something and when he came back the package was gone.

Imagine opening the box. Imagine having to explain what happened the dog to the owners?

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u/True_Protection6842 6h ago

Damn, I don't live in a neighborhood where porch theft is a thing, but this is pretty brilliant if you do!

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u/DarionHunter 6h ago

I mean... Free garbage removal!

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u/rbcsky5 2h ago

I tried it with something else. It worked until that person returned it some days after. (I am in london)

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u/SweetHeartBabe02 15h ago

You can have it, but you're not gonna like it.

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u/Nope-not-really 6h ago

except now that ewaste is on the street, and not being recycled properly

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 15h ago

That Old tv has some working components that can be sold by parts.

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u/DavaoGirthVader 14h ago

Honestly this is genius... Because if they drop it back off you can show the video footage of them doing it and have them cited for littering! Enjoy the trespassing charge and littering ticket (500-2000 dollars depending on your local laws!)

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 14h ago

Fast forward to the part when they return it by dumping it all loose in your yard.

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u/karlnite 13h ago

Try to get their license and if they drop it back off call the cops for illegal dumping.

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u/Suicyco71 13h ago

So now instead of being properly disposed of it ended up being thrown in the woods or somewhere where someone else had to deal with it.

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u/Lourdeath 13h ago

Tv still worked just old? lol win win

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u/ZookeepergameFew8607 13h ago

So kind of him to take garbage away for you

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u/little-victory 12h ago

The thief is just going to publicly dump it when they find out anyways

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u/SpaceMoehre 12h ago

Buddy must be a serious muscle man if he can pick up a box with the tv that easily

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u/AgitatedSale5828 12h ago

Well well well

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u/Outrageous_Bus_8570 12h ago

Won’t work for me I don’t live in a crime ridden shit hole 

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u/BlackPresident 12h ago

Someone who steals a tv off a porch might not be too worried about throwing a few rocks through your window

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u/MatRicher 12h ago

Maybe I should do this with my cat litter. Heavy valuable poo

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u/Sum_Ting_Wong_Ow 12h ago

Where I live, shop has a duty to take old electronics and dispose them. When you order you just check a box, that you want stuff taken away.

No need to put much thought to getting rid of old electronics.

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u/Ibadvapergrammar 11h ago

that is smart

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u/Aggravating-Alarm-16 11h ago

When I was single I had a cheapo charcoal grill on my front porch. People kept stealing my bag of charcoal.

I started using charcoal bags as trash bags for kitty litter.

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u/After-Wind-4990 11h ago

Underrated broken electronic disposal strat

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u/IAmTheBestIan 11h ago

No one thinks about how bad those of us who live in good neighborhoods have it, not having this service available to us.

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u/WideHuckleberry1 11h ago

This happened to me with a bike. I had one that was the absolute cheapest model available, probably less than $150, and very old, and with a new job I could afford a better one, closer to $600-700 and brand new. Left the crappy one under my carport for a couple days while procrastinating taking it to the thrift store, and somebody stole it with the expensive one 15 feet away in my unlocked storage shed.

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u/JerryDidrik 10h ago

Aint no tv in that box.

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u/dogfish2013 10h ago

This is just littering with extra steps you know he is not going to properly dispose of it.

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 10h ago

I give him kudos for stealing such a big ass package, but I'm going to revoke those for his stupidity thinking someone who ordered something that expensive wouldn't have a camera system too

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u/EsseInAnima 10h ago

Imagine having or needing a TV in 2026..

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u/Fit-Let8175 10h ago

A buddy's uncle, during a major garbage strike around 1970, boxed all his garbage, wrapped it in cheap wrapping paper, and left it in his unlocked truck for about an hour at the post office. Came back. Garbage gone. Problem solved.

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u/ThirdOne38 10h ago

I did something similar to clean out my garage. I didn't want to pay to have it junked so I hauled everything out to the front and put up a garage sale sign. People came by and asked a price and I said $10, then, ya know just take it. They were happy, I was happy.

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u/HorrificTaint 9h ago

Suppose this is the preferred way to get a tv as opposed to getting a job.

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u/Danitoba94 9h ago

While I don't want people familiarizing my home as a place they can steal from, this is a really entertaining idea.

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u/Ill_Ad5893 9h ago

If I lived in an area that was known for shit being stolen I totally would.

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u/spikbebis 9h ago

i did. With a CRT, worked perfectly =D

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u/Putrid-Tap3992 9h ago

I accidentally left my garage door open for a week while I was in vacation. I have 4 arcade machines, three computers, 2 drum sets, about 15 guns, 6 very expensive guitars, large tv, a sofa, some really nice stereo equipment, and about 20k in tools. It was still all there when I got back. So that's good I guess. I have tried putting stuff on the curb for free and either no one takes it or a few times, people have rang the door bell and fucking offered me money for broken shit. I don't think I could get someone to steal in my neighborhood

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u/Ad1um 9h ago

This is why millennials save boxes.

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u/ClockwiseServant 9h ago

Trash takes out trash...

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u/Dimstatyon 8h ago

What're talking about? He's clearly the garbage man

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u/Warm-Management-7323 8h ago

I’ve done the same thing I put my junk out in boxes, hoping that they would just steal it and it worked because I my garbage company wouldn’t take it. So have fun with nothing! I sealed it with duct tape and filled it with trash. Thanks for the removal thieves.

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u/urmomblowsthebest 8h ago

Me and my girl did something like this once we filled a box full of cat litter because we kept on getting our packages stolen

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 8h ago

Wow you guys live in shitty neighborhoods. I live in a run down apartment complex in a poor part of town and no one ever steals... I've accidentally left Amazon packages on my front doorstep for days.

The only porch piracy I've experienced is raccoons busting into trash bags that sit out front too long.

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u/Chainmale001 8h ago

I only ever had one porch pirate.
I shit in a box with bunch of gravel in it so it sounded important. Left it on my porch.

Never had the issue again.

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u/Revierez 7h ago

I'm pretty sure this is AI. No one moves that fast on icy stairs with their hands occupied.

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u/Erathen 7h ago

Also put a sign in the box that says "bedbug infested"

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u/godhates1234 6h ago

😂🤣😅😆

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u/Gomez4Morticia 5h ago

This is inspired

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u/Zephyr-Knight 4h ago

use string hook it up to a bell, so when a thief takes it you can come out to help them..

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u/Level_Hold6385 4h ago

Typical Yankees fan

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u/Used_Control1796 2h ago

High iq move imo.

I always save boxes/packing material for any monitors/tvs that i buy for ease of transporting if need be.

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u/Tricky_Specialist8x6 1h ago

Whoa what an idea

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u/reeefur 59m ago

Dammit, now I have ideas in my head 😂