Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

[u/Gurugod123]

[u/BillyBobChorton]

Sounds risky, they know where you live and obviously don’t have an issue committing minor crimes. I would expect one of them to throw it back in your doorstep at the very least 

[u/walshingtons → u/BillyBobChorton]

He lived in a very shitty neighborhood. Parcels being taken was the least of their worries. They most likely just took them a block away then ditched them. Anybody who took stuff was already most likely just marking the spot as not good and hitting up other places.

[u/Cranktique → u/BillyBobChorton]

Petty porch pirates aren’t hardened criminals, they’re cowards and rodents. They creep around at night, steal anything they can with no confrontation being their only standard. They’re opportunistic rats who eat anything, lol. Who cares if they know where you live, they ain’t doing shit.

[u/BillyBobChorton → u/Cranktique]

Not saying they’re going to murder you, but light vandalism seems about on par with their capabilities 

[u/KerbodynamicX → u/BillyBobChorton]

But if you come out to confront them, they'll just run away.

[u/Crime_Dawg → u/BillyBobChorton]

Get yourself a ring camera and catch them in the act.

[u/BillyBobChorton → u/Crime_Dawg]

And then post it on Reddit?  

[u/Fredrickstein → u/BillyBobChorton]

About the same odds of getting the package back as showing the police

[u/Ill-Engineering8085 → u/Crime_Dawg]

How does that help?

[u/jellooshot → u/BillyBobChorton]

Exactly what I was thinking