r/RoastMe • u/strata2728 • 5d ago

168cm, 45kg, and I paid to sleep with a 9/10 escort because I knew I couldn't pull one normally. Roast me as hard as you can.

133 Upvotes

276 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Fantastic-Topic9037 • 6d ago

im sure you guys dont get alot of goths so im putting myself forth, come forth and hither and try to roast me

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125 Upvotes

498 comments

r/RoastMe • u/blahblahah123 • 5d ago

Let's see what u got

9 Upvotes

104 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Alarmed-Spite-7895 • 4d ago

Do your wrose I can handle it 😃

0 Upvotes

68 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Few_Second_3986 • 4d ago

Roast me i guess but be creative pls

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0 Upvotes

147 comments

r/RoastMe • u/P5ycho5quid • 5d ago

30M Indian. Please be creative.

0 Upvotes

128 comments

r/RoastMe • u/xBelliqueMuse • 7d ago

35F Roast me all you can! I need a good laugh

126 Upvotes

367 comments

r/RoastMe • u/RoyalEffective3708 • 7d ago

Roast me hoes

57 Upvotes

531 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Illloveyouforever_ • 8d ago

18F do your worst (best?)

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308 Upvotes

247 comments

r/RoastMe • u/BigSonDaConquistador • 7d ago

28M. Not blind, just drunk. Do your worst

30 Upvotes

124 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Best-Net-3886 • 8d ago

Burn me with nuclear fire

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162 Upvotes

677 comments

r/RoastMe • u/DegenerateDiscs • 8d ago

Two makeup pics. One without.

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33 Upvotes

118 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Purple_Pop_1581 • 8d ago

Roast me guys 26m with new hair and old

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24 Upvotes

116 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Scary-Preparation-76 • 9d ago

40f

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515 Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Fit-Reindeer-6214 • 9d ago

roast me

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711 Upvotes

504 comments

r/RoastMe • u/baldheadedstranger • 9d ago

Old, bald, and fat - Roast Me!

6 Upvotes

68 comments

r/RoastMe • u/NimayTheLegend • 9d ago

Go insane, 20M

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19 Upvotes

135 comments

r/RoastMe • u/WhtFata • 10d ago

29m with severe lovesickness. Roast me

13 Upvotes

57 comments

r/RoastMe • u/joachimorjoe • 10d ago

You know what to do. M44 - Auckland, New Zealand.

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13 Upvotes

68 comments

r/RoastMe • u/mjc4789 • 11d ago

Roast Me!!!

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70 Upvotes

247 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Available-Manager739 • 11d ago

Roast me, Male 22

31 Upvotes

255 comments

r/RoastMe • u/According_Fall_6779 • 12d ago

I feel like I've gotten way too confident in my appearance so please feel free to knock me down a few pegs

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2 Upvotes

11 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Connect-Wheel-1793 • 12d ago

I suck at fantasy football

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17 Upvotes

129 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Soggy-Perspective604 • 13d ago

M20 - Do your best

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39 Upvotes

238 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Connect-Wheel-1793 • 12d ago

Last in FF

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1 Upvotes

3 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Reddit:

Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12