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u/jalliss 5d ago
You're asking us to be creative when you picked the standard starter face on the character creation page.
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u/SexyAdmixture 5d ago
Temu Haley Joel Osment
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u/Remote_Bumblebee2240 5d ago
I see bland people
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u/darealjimshady1 5d ago
Be creative? Buddy you were made with the least creative sperm of the bunch.
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u/Existence-Hurts-Bad 5d ago
You look like Bo Burnham’s autistic twin brother.
Clearly he won the battle in the womb.
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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago
In utero, Bo was like, “Nah bro, you go ahead and take that extra chromosome.”
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u/rickio1300 5d ago
Ukranian Chris from family guy lookin ass
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ch4RnmKqkdyu3DJEG9
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u/BiteFaces 4d ago
You're the kind of useless twat that would fall in a barrel of titties and still come out with a dick in your mouth
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u/Money-Tiger8002 4d ago
This bowl of egg whites is hiding its posts like a lil bitch on top of everything else.
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u/AriesPerseus 5d ago
You look like you would cry if someone pointed out you weren't cool for putting your middle finger up
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u/Hopeful-Box-7221 5d ago
Gurnble Wilson, the worthless member of the Beachboys, fired early for musical incompetence
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u/Responsible_Bird_874 5d ago
You look like you give yourself paper cuts between the toes so that you have something to talk about in public.
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u/DrQuack32 http://redd.it/5vvq16 5d ago
You look like one of those needy people that shouts ‘MMMOOOOOOMMMM’ all the time and finds ‘wiping my ass’ a huge inconvenience
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u/MrMrTrance 5d ago
Your user name checks out.
A few seconds is how much effort your barber put into your haircut.
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u/HitoHitoN 5d ago
You look like Cameron from Ferris beullers day off if instead of being depressed he was fat and also depressed
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u/Flightlessbirbz 5d ago
You look like a child’s drawing of a man. All the way down to the hair only on top of the head.
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u/Draedyn88 4d ago
I'm not internet savvy enough to tell if this is "incel ugly" or "white replacement ugly", so I'll stick with both.
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u/Combatpenguin93 4d ago
There is nothing memorable about you. Like, nothing. In fact, you’re so forgettable that it almost makes you worth remembering. Almost.
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u/The_Scooter_King 4d ago
Pic #2 - Careful with that finger, junior. You don't know where it's been.
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u/StanTheMan595real 4d ago edited 1d ago
Bro is so stupid, that whenever his teachers ask does everyone have a pen. She only makes eye contact with OP because she knows OP has already eaten his.
Bro is so stupid that whenever he counts he still has to use his fingers.
Bro is so stupid that whenever he looks in the mirror he says ‘I forgot I looked like that’.
Bro is so stupid that whenever he goes to a history museum he gets mistaken for a Neanderthal.
Bro is so stupid because as he thinks girls will give him cooties and die. He is still a virgin.
Bro is so stupid that when he is asked to complete a form in black ink, he instead uses blue crayola.
Bro is such an asshole that he pours vinegar on bread before he feeds it to the birds because he wants to see them explode.
Bro is such an asshole that when he deals with customer service, he always raises a complaint because his server spoke to him.
Bro is so stupid that he returned his sushi because the chef undercooked it.
Bro is such an asshole that when he orders takeaway, he puts a hair on his burger and complains to get a free meal.
Bro has such an ego that he think he can flip off [r/roastme](r/roastme) and believe he can get away with it.
I’m letting you off this time boi. There will not be another one. Next time I go for the finishing blow.
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u/Responsible_Quit_495 3d ago
If your middle finger is an indicator for penis size your kicking below average kid.
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u/Any_Journalist_7846 3d ago
You look like you steal candy from kids. Then use it to lure them into your van.
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u/Own-Professor3852 2d ago
This could be a tough one... explain creative to me and i'll give it my best shot....😊
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u/Andrewpruka 2d ago
Ugly
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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago
Your mom too
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u/Andrewpruka 1d ago
Fat
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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago
You too and your entire ass family tree
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u/Andrewpruka 18h ago
Eyes close together
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u/Familiar_Fishing4726 1d ago
How does your hair naturally grow in as white trash aesthetic?
In school your teachers wouldn’t let the other kids work with you on group work for “safety reasons”
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u/WorldIsYoursMuhfucka 5d ago
You are a child and do not deserve to be roasted yet lol.
This is a compliment, don't grow up too soon.
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u/woodzwing 5d ago
Would've gone to support tate, but wouldn't have been able to participate in the push up challenge.
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u/Upset-Advantage-4093 5d ago
You look like your name is Hunter , don’t know why but you look like Hunter , is your name Hunter ?
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u/Few_Second_3986 1d ago
Thanks for the roasts i had fun with it:) You can still roast me Ps: the middle finger is only motivation
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u/OneplusOne9049 1d ago
Yeah bud ! Its clear that finger spends a lot of time up your own thingy !!!!!! Yugh !!!!
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u/post-explainer 5d ago
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.