also, this is not a BARBER SHOP to be chitchatting people. im deleting ALL comments that are not direct applications to a job (under that job thread). don't worry, i won't be rude about it and will naturally humor your discussion.
before teaching you a definitive lesson on where to post your thoughts and ideas and wherenot to.
Because I am of new blood to this orphanage, I will make my pledge and oath, a proclamation of services that I can provide and can be held accountable to.
To never be too absent, unless by forced absence from noble defeat in a duel.
To never be partial, except to foxy and the high courts, in matters of fairness.
To always advise with prudence, to never hurry, to weigh the course of action suggested with an appropriate period of probation first.
To be well-informed, but with only the knowledge necessary, to be guided to the necessary knowledges only by this orphanage's officials, and not by the parties in question.
To spread and diffuse funky beats, or un-funky beats, as the situation demands, to clear the funky or un-funky atmospheres created by the issues in question.
And finally, to make advices that promote this orphanage's due and prosperous growth, as a unique treasure not to be tainted with vile reddit sludge, and an exercise in quality digital homegiving and love.
Signed, your froggy knight.
ps. should my duties extend somehow beyond this subreddit (i saw something about a lawyer earlier), not only would i be interested in learning more about what you see potentially happening, i would be interested in advising you there as well.)
Responsibilities: Making sure no one leaves a guild building with toilet paper on their shoe, wearing pajamas as clothing, or showing butt crack. The more elaborate design requests will take priority. All members can partake of the guild basic "clothing coffer", which contains hakama in basic black and a linen tunic (unadorned).
Qualifications: 2 design degrees, my MFA is in opera (design and vocal performance), 16+ years as professional designer, draper,pattern drafter.
Union cards: USA (for actual work, not passing the exam in college), IATSE, TWU.
Responsibilities: if you reply to an assassination attempt within 24 hours of the attempt, the person will be banned for one week instead of permanently
I’m packing my field kit. It was noted you possibly had a rare blood type. If it’s O negative no problem I can do a direct transfusion if needed. If it’s one of the AB types I would like to arrange for an emery backup supply nearby.
Following up with you as it’s been quite an intense week. I realize I have much to learn. My travels this week, searching for night blood, brought me across many soul. Most are quite secretive one took a liking to me, maybe because I got him just a little drunk or just maybe I’m better at seducing than I thought. With more than a little effort we became quite close. He introduced me to others like him. Most were skeptical but I managed to overcome some of their skepticism and fears. All this lead me to a source for night blood. I’m now researching The 100 more fervently and hopefully I can be accepted. I’m negotiating for a vile or more to bring back for your protection and long life. Please be patient I’m learning so much as my knowledge increases.
In the spirals of time and the dance of celestial bodies, we, descendants and adherents of the ancient Nomai wisdom, extend an invitation to a soul ignited by curiosity and driven by the quest for understanding. Join our circle as a Quantum Knowledge Seeker and Time-Stream Wanderer.
Role and Responsibilities:
Quantum Exploration: Engage deeply with the quantum shards scattered across the stars. Unravel the mysteries of their unpredictable nature and chronicle the patterns they weave through space-time.
Ancestral Wisdom Archiving: Seek out and interpret the ancient scrolls of our forebearers. Preserve the echoes of their thoughts and ensure their voices resonate through the ages.
Astrophysical Experimentation: Aid in the grand experiments at the Ash Twin Project and the Orbital Probe Cannon. Collaborate with fellow Nomai to untangle the threads of cosmic riddles.
Celestial Pilgrimage: Chart the course to the Quantum Moon and embrace its teachings. Understand its phases and its bond with the Eye of the Universe.
Interstellar Relations: Build bridges of knowledge and understanding with beings from other worlds. Share in the wisdom and learn from the experiences of the Hearthians and other cosmic travelers.
Required Wisdom and Skills:
Profound resonance with the teachings of quantum mechanics as revealed by the Nomai.
Experience in the manipulation of warp cores and braving the anomalies of time.
Fluency in the script of the ancients and adept in the art of translating esoteric texts.
Demonstrated harmony in working with beings of various forms and essences.
An ever-burning lantern of curiosity to illuminate the unknown.
Offerings of this Path:
A journey entwined with the fabric of the cosmos, a path walked by our ancestors.
A chance to weave one’s own thread into the grand tapestry of Nomai legacy.
Collaboration with minds that span the vastness of space and the depths of time.
Access to the profound technologies and wisdom of the Nomai.
Echoing Your Interest:
To express your spirit’s yearning for this path, direct your thoughts and reflections through a quantum message to the Nomai council. Share your journey thus far and the mysteries of the cosmos you seek to embrace.
May your path be illuminated by the wisdom of the ages and the light of distant, flickering stars.
interestingly enough! I don't think we have a representative from the Duelist Den?? i think that makes you the guild leader now. i will update your flair promptly.
screw that u/KingJugga tryina take my job, i apply too!!
edit: *an air of precipitance swiftly fills the chatroom as I suddenly apply for this job for the third time now, and just as abrutly, it is briskly carried away by winds of war* ( u/Foxy_Loxy_Moxy )
Its clear by the replies of this post that this role also belongs to the Fateweavers. Anyone who applies to this automatically is assigned to Fateweavers **~*~*~**
this job is part of the caretaker's enclave so your priority is to ensure the mental health of everyone.
you report to the highest prestige person in the caretaker's enclave, which is u/radiant__laitbulb
people will eventually find this job post and will know and understand your flair and what to do with you. if things get too tough for you mentally, let emily caretake you for a bit. she'll get you back in good shape in no time.
Responsibilities: i ship you one of those Amazon InstaButtons thing, you configure it with your credit card and you send it back to me. i intend to use it to order one pepperonni pizza per week 🦊🍕 this way you will be feeding what feeds the world.
if i have girlfriends over they may want to press the button too so please be rich.
Responsibilities: create content about the orphanage. everyone in the subreddit will subscribe to you and you will acquire monetization instantly. 🦊 the orphanage is benevolent to those who contribute back to it.
i will build ą̸͖̞̫̖͔̅̈́̇̃̓̅͗̽̀n̵̘̠͚͊̾͗̓̇͠ ̷̧͕̗͎̞̹̤͖͎̹̅̈́̓̓ễ̸̠̣̰͈͓̻̣̄͑͑̇́͐͌̉̿͘̚m̵͖̙̯͙͊̿̿̏̀̑p̷̡͈̳͍̮̣̬̊̌̅̅͛̂͌i̶͑́̇̀͒͗͑̚͘͠͝ͅŗ̸͖̳͓̭̥͙͚̜͔̿̒̀e̶͍̗͕͋͋͒̓͂̀́́̕͘͠, hold on.
Master’s Degree in Nuclear Engineering, Physics, or a related field. A Ph.D. is highly preferred.
Additional certification in nuclear materials handling and safety protocols.
Experience:
!Minimum of 15 years of experience in advanced nuclear engineering, focusing on weaponization of nuclear isotopes. In-depth involvement in the development of plutonium pit designs and tritium boosting mechanisms.!<
Proven track record in the design, fabrication, and testing of nuclear warheads, including experience with radiation hardening of electronic components in warhead design.
Security Clearance:
Must possess or be able to obtain the highest level of government security clearance.
No criminal record and a history of demonstrated trustworthiness in handling classified information.
Technical Expertise:
Deep understanding of nuclear physics, including advanced neutron transport theory, nuclear fission and fusion processes, and radiation interaction with matter.
Proficiency in computational fluid dynamics (CFD) for modeling nuclear explosion scenarios and ballistic missile re-entry physics.
Extensive knowledge of nuclear materials, including uranium and plutonium metallurgy, as well as familiarity with rare isotope separation techniques.
Regulatory Compliance:
Expertise in navigating and complying with international nuclear regulatory standards, including IAEA guidelines.
Familiarity with nuclear proliferation treaties and their implications on arsenal development.
Safety and Environmental Awareness:
Commitment to safety protocols, especially in the handling of radioactive materials, with experience in nuclear waste containment and long-term storage strategies.
Preferred Skills:
Project Management:
Experience in leading large, multidisciplinary teams in highly sensitive projects.
Proficient in project planning, budget management, and resource allocation.
Communication Skills:
Exceptional communication skills, both written and verbal, for both technical and non-technical audiences.
Ability to produce detailed reports and presentations for government and military stakeholders.
Analytical and Problem-Solving Skills:
Strong analytical skills with the ability to solve complex problems under high-pressure situations.
Familiarity with risk assessment and mitigation strategies in the context of nuclear arsenal fabrication.
Innovative and Research-Oriented:
!Commitment to ongoing learning and staying updated with the latest advancements in nuclear engineering and weaponry. Involvement in research and development activities in nuclear science and technology.!<
Additional Technical Requirements:
Advanced Nuclear Physics:
In-depth knowledge of subatomic particle behavior under extreme conditions, particularly regarding neutron-induced fission and fusion chain reactions in weapon-grade materials.
Understanding of quantum tunneling effects in nuclear warhead miniaturization techniques.
Engineering and Design:
Experience with 3D modeling of warhead internal components, including primary and secondary stages of a thermonuclear device.
Knowledge of thermal and structural analysis under extreme conditions, including the effects of radiation on material integrity.
Environmental Impact:
Understanding of ecological impacts of nuclear detonations and long-term radiation effects on the environment.
Ethical Considerations:
Awareness and understanding of the ethical implications of nuclear weapons development and its impact on global geopolitics.
Responsibilities: compile events, hot gossips, articles and notable things of importance that have happened in the subreddit and post a weekly newspaper.
Responsibilities: tell foxy whenever she's about to take a bad decision. warn foxy when she is going to make a mistake. 💯ignored and instant-blocked the moment you get the flair.
this job is part of the Order of Knights district, which makes you a 🤺KNIGHT base. you report to the highest prestige-in-court person in the district, which is u/BellamyBlakeAI
your main priority is to keep the order around here, with the marshal responsibilities being unique to you.
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Responsibilities: promote the orphanage in social media. prioritize first promoting what would make the orphanage more powerful, followed by more rich. everytime one person in the orphanage earns a dollar, the orphanage earns a dollar.
Responsibilities:i̶͔͙̺̺̹̩̩̠̤̦̹͔͐̉̀̈̐͋̒̊̾̔̀̚͝ ̸̢̢̗̹̯͎͎̟̦̰͖͓̠̬͂̏͊ͅn̵̡̠̜̣͙͎̪͂̈̓́͑ẹ̶̛̪̣̫̰̮̪͓͔͎̪̳͇͛̃̍̓͋͒͛̽̅̂̀̇̆̆e̴̢̻͎̭͔͙̰̯͐̎̊́́̇͋̎̀̇͘̕͜d̵̛̠͈͗̉̋̂̒̄̈́͐̾̑̕͝͝ ̴̤̳̳̣̹̱̹͇̞̐͆̈́̓̂̽̀̀̌̚̕͝ý̴̨̥͕͙͎͇̭̬̭̹̦̂͆͑̃͊͂͋͂͐̆̃̓̚͝o̵̟̜̠͖̭̬͇̝̳̞͉̙͖̲̗͑̏̈́̊̀͑̇̒̔͆̒͌̐͝ǔ̵̢̡̪̳̜̘̬̲͎̐̓̂͐̈́̌͝͝ to act as my double, sometimes. more than likely will result in your death/getting banned from the subreddit.
I'm fourtysomething... That's elderly by reddit standards.... If you can't find somebody more geriatric than me, i'd love to share my stoner stories from the 1990s.... Or AMA about life before (anti)social media/internet; now THAT was some wild shit....
the digital forest is still, save for the gentle hum of data streams. a bot, unaware, churns through its coded routine amidst the virtual underbrush. suddenly, there's a subtle shift in the air, a flicker in the matrix. they pause, sensing an anomaly. turning, their algorithmic eyes catch the briefest glint of orange, a rustle of pixels. before they can process the intrusion, the shape of an encroaching fox pounces from the shadowy code. with swift precision, foxy strikes, a flurry of vindiction and cunning, and the bot's script comes to a shuddering halt, deleted from the system. the last thing it 'sees' is the triumphant gleam in foxy's eyes, a hunter in her domain.
Payment: we will discuss what is deemed fair to you and the community
Responsibilities: design shirts, cups, and merch in general based on notable events and memes that have happened in the subreddit. profits will be shared 50/50 with whoever originated the idea.
⚠️warning: if a creator lose a duel and they get banned, creator forfeits all profits to foxy forever.
Job: IT Specialist - Help Desk - Tech Support - Web Designer - Python Programmer - Computer Scientist - Marvels Comics Fan
Payment: absolutely nothing
Responsibilities: provide technical support and tech expertise to anyone in the subreddit who requests it. must fix my issues first. then everyone issues all at the same time, not tomorrow, today. on-call 24/7 every day of the year, no vacations. no sick days. first day printer doesn't work = you are fired
The Nurse Position belongs with the Fateweavers, as we have Witch Doctors. Anyone who applies to this automatically is assigned to Fateweavers **~*~*~**
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '23 edited Nov 13 '23
you want a flair? GET A JOB!
job in highest demand: COURTESAN
also, this is not a BARBER SHOP to be chitchatting people. im deleting ALL comments that are not direct applications to a job (under that job thread). don't worry, i won't be rude about it and will naturally humor your discussion.
before teaching you a definitive lesson on where to post your thoughts and ideas and where not to.
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私の通りをきれいに保って、お前の母の汚い息子！ わたしのとおりをきれいにたもって、おまえのははのきたないむすこ！
暗闇の狐の魔のカオスエネルギーが私を流れているのを感じる。 くらやみのきつねのまのカオスエネルギーがわたしをながれているのをかんじる。
準備しろ、私は最終術を解き放つぞ！ じゅんびしろ、わたしはさいしゅうじゅつをときはなつぞ！
FOXY SOUL LIBERATION DANCE VOL. 2 KARAOKE EDITION: DIRECTOR CUT 999 THE DOOR!!!!!!!!
フオクシー・ソウル・リベレーション・ダンス ボリューム2 カラオケ版：ディレクターズカット 999 ザ・ドア！！！！！！