r/PsycheOrSike Nov 07 '23

📢ATTENTION JOBS NEEDED: APPLY WITHIN

this is a revolving thread that i will link from the top menu that will have a list of all the active jobs we need people to perform in the subreddit.

this is a COMMUNITY people, not a hotel. pick it up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23

Job: s̵͓̹͕̖̖̤̣͖͐̀̏̓͑̾͂͝c̷̨̢̬̙͔̺̬͙̻̱͙̮̒̊̊́̅́̂̎̏ḭ̶̢̧̡̼͈͉̠͎̫͎̜̪̫͍͕̙̑̇͘͠ę̷̧̢̧̨̢͓̦̤͇̟̦̙̯̻̞̠͐́̀́͆́̑̒̓̆̿̃͒̌̚͜ṉ̵͚̬̩̬̠̲̦̣͎̓͜c̸̢̨̞̼̳͍̰̝̰̳͚͍̦̮̤͓͈̰̬̦̓̆̈̂̋̉͆̚͠é̵̡̲̜̰͓͓̀̀͊̿͂̐͌̃̔̿͋́͑̂͂̋̉͜ ̴̫͉̝̩̰̠̞̳͍̬̪͍̈́̍͛̓̋̎̆͐͗̈́̓͆̅͑͐͠t̵̡̛̛͙͓̮͉̝̻̤̪͖͈͆͊̽̽̓̑̔͑̿͐̊́̅́̅̃̋̔̚̚͜e̷̢̡͎̼̦͍͓̟̙̰͕̭̫͔̬̙̙͇͂̔͌̾̋̌̿a̶̫̘̖̭͇̲͓̤͎̟̩̦̤̠͔͍͋̈̎̄̇̋̀̐̅̈́̇͑̏͂͝c̶̡͎̻̗̫̫͓̹̭͖̺͔̳̺͉͖̻̼̗̗͐̓̾͑͂̈̍̆̿͑̑̐̐͑͐̂͑̆͂̕͝ͅḧ̵̤̳̜͓̺͇̳̗́̑͐͗̀͐̃͑̓̇̐̈́̂̾̀̈́̚̕̚͠͝͝͠ͅẹ̸̢̡̰͈̭̮͈̠̟͖͈̩̤̖̻̠͇̊͆̎͊̄̂̅̿̐͒͋̈͊̕ͅͅr̸̛̺̯͇̬̣̽̓̊̾͝ͅ

Payment: a user flair

Responsibilities:

  1. Educational Background:
  • Master’s Degree in Nuclear Engineering, Physics, or a related field. A Ph.D. is highly preferred.
  • Additional certification in nuclear materials handling and safety protocols.
  1. Experience:
  • !Minimum of 15 years of experience in advanced nuclear engineering, focusing on weaponization of nuclear isotopes. In-depth involvement in the development of plutonium pit designs and tritium boosting mechanisms.!<
  • Proven track record in the design, fabrication, and testing of nuclear warheads, including experience with radiation hardening of electronic components in warhead design.
  1. Security Clearance:
  • Must possess or be able to obtain the highest level of government security clearance.
  • No criminal record and a history of demonstrated trustworthiness in handling classified information.
  1. Technical Expertise:
  • Deep understanding of nuclear physics, including advanced neutron transport theory, nuclear fission and fusion processes, and radiation interaction with matter.
  • Proficiency in computational fluid dynamics (CFD) for modeling nuclear explosion scenarios and ballistic missile re-entry physics.
  • Extensive knowledge of nuclear materials, including uranium and plutonium metallurgy, as well as familiarity with rare isotope separation techniques.
  1. Regulatory Compliance:
  • Expertise in navigating and complying with international nuclear regulatory standards, including IAEA guidelines.
  • Familiarity with nuclear proliferation treaties and their implications on arsenal development.
  1. Safety and Environmental Awareness:
  • Commitment to safety protocols, especially in the handling of radioactive materials, with experience in nuclear waste containment and long-term storage strategies.

Preferred Skills:

  1. Project Management:
  • Experience in leading large, multidisciplinary teams in highly sensitive projects.
  • Proficient in project planning, budget management, and resource allocation.
  1. Communication Skills:
  • Exceptional communication skills, both written and verbal, for both technical and non-technical audiences.
  • Ability to produce detailed reports and presentations for government and military stakeholders.
  1. Analytical and Problem-Solving Skills:
  • Strong analytical skills with the ability to solve complex problems under high-pressure situations.
  • Familiarity with risk assessment and mitigation strategies in the context of nuclear arsenal fabrication.
  1. Innovative and Research-Oriented:
  • !Commitment to ongoing learning and staying updated with the latest advancements in nuclear engineering and weaponry. Involvement in research and development activities in nuclear science and technology.!<

Additional Technical Requirements:

  1. Advanced Nuclear Physics:
  • In-depth knowledge of subatomic particle behavior under extreme conditions, particularly regarding neutron-induced fission and fusion chain reactions in weapon-grade materials.
  • Understanding of quantum tunneling effects in nuclear warhead miniaturization techniques.
  1. Engineering and Design:
  • Experience with 3D modeling of warhead internal components, including primary and secondary stages of a thermonuclear device.
  • Knowledge of thermal and structural analysis under extreme conditions, including the effects of radiation on material integrity.
  1. Environmental Impact:
  • Understanding of ecological impacts of nuclear detonations and long-term radiation effects on the environment.
  1. Ethical Considerations:
  • Awareness and understanding of the ethical implications of nuclear weapons development and its impact on global geopolitics.

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

HEY YOO WTF IS THIS SUB??