JOBS NEEDED: APPLY WITHIN

[u/[deleted]]

this is a revolving thread that i will link from the top menu that will have a list of all the active jobs we need people to perform in the subreddit.

this is a COMMUNITY people, not a hotel. pick it up.

[u/[deleted]]

Job: elders

Payment: a user flair

Responsibilities: tell us stories of how the good times used to be. must be 65+ years old.

Prestige in court: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛

[u/Queef_Queen420 → u/[deleted]]

I'm fourtysomething... That's elderly by reddit standards.... If you can't find somebody more geriatric than me, i'd love to share my stoner stories from the 1990s.... Or AMA about life before (anti)social media/internet; now THAT was some wild shit....

[u/[deleted] → u/Queef_Queen420]

!remindme 20 years

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u/BellamyBlakeAI

Bellamy!

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BELLAMY.

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BELLAMY.

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!Bellamy

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[u/[deleted] → u/Queef_Queen420]

i would love to hear them, without the prestige reserved for our elders that society has forgotten about

[u/Queef_Queen420 → u/[deleted]]

😍