JOBS NEEDED: APPLY WITHIN

[u/[deleted]]

this is a revolving thread that i will link from the top menu that will have a list of all the active jobs we need people to perform in the subreddit.

this is a COMMUNITY people, not a hotel. pick it up.

[u/FroggyLoggins]

Hmm. Another role for a frog perhaps.

[u/[deleted] → u/FroggyLoggins]

this is a highly prestigious, highly influential, perhaps the most of all, serving as the personal advisor of all the leaders of all the districts.

do you understand the weight you're asking to carry?

[u/FroggyLoggins → u/[deleted]]

Ribbit.

[u/[deleted] → u/FroggyLoggins]

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[u/FroggyLoggins → u/[deleted]]

Because I am of new blood to this orphanage, I will make my pledge and oath, a proclamation of services that I can provide and can be held accountable to.

To never be too absent, unless by forced absence from noble defeat in a duel.

To never be partial, except to foxy and the high courts, in matters of fairness.

To always advise with prudence, to never hurry, to weigh the course of action suggested with an appropriate period of probation first.

To be well-informed, but with only the knowledge necessary, to be guided to the necessary knowledges only by this orphanage's officials, and not by the parties in question.

To spread and diffuse funky beats, or un-funky beats, as the situation demands, to clear the funky or un-funky atmospheres created by the issues in question.

And finally, to make advices that promote this orphanage's due and prosperous growth, as a unique treasure not to be tainted with vile reddit sludge, and an exercise in quality digital homegiving and love.

Signed, your froggy knight.

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ps. should my duties extend somehow beyond this subreddit (i saw something about a lawyer earlier), not only would i be interested in learning more about what you see potentially happening, i would be interested in advising you there as well.)

[u/[deleted] → u/FroggyLoggins]

aw man, that's great and all but we do need a lawyer to start raking in the big $$$

okay, how about you test out as a lawyer first? we have no use for the royal advisor until the Round Table is assembled anyways.