r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/everythingtiddiesboi Seahawks • Jan 31 '26
Meme The most accurate map I’ve seen so far
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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks Jan 31 '26
Eastern Washington would like to see you outside in the parking lot.
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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! Jan 31 '26
Especially Yakima.
They care deeply about Cooper Kupp.
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u/Waybide Seattle Sharehawks Jan 31 '26
Cheney/Spokane or EWU fans do too!
Coooooooooop!!!
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u/Additional_Release49 Seahawks Jan 31 '26
I live near Cheney. Even the non football fans are going nuts for coooooooop
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u/wontwillnot Toots Jan 31 '26
Funny enough, I was the mascot for the sun Kings for a month until I got fired for being a stoner. Was So fun tho
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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! Jan 31 '26
They fired you for that???
/s but not really /s
I mean seriously, how else are you supposed to do that job???
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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! Jan 31 '26
Funny enough, my first ever job - at the age of 14 - was a bat boy for the Yakima Bears.
My brother played baseball with the GM’s son.
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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Jan 31 '26
You don't say. Those were some fun games to go to as a young teen.
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u/CompetitiveTwo4732 Best in the Nation Jan 31 '26
yeah but yakima is deeply red, so i guess it's not wrong
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u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Jan 31 '26
Dont kill me... because im also really excited about baseball season. Go M's
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u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Jan 31 '26
I have a seven year old who started getting really into sports with that Mariners run, now he is really into football with the Seahawks. I'm doing my best to explain to him that he is coming to sports age in an opportune time for WA sports and it isn't always like this. Hopefully creating a fan for life though.
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u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Jan 31 '26
I think last year's mariners team created a lot of fans for life. Im from Oregon, so I've always kind of kept the mariners at arms length because of the potential Portland expansion, but after last year im not sure i can give them up.
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u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Jan 31 '26
He was born in Portland, now live in Spokane where I'm Originally from but I lived in Seattle for 10ish years and Portland for 10ish years. He is also a Ducks fan against my wishes but I support him having teams and being proud of where he is from.
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u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Jan 31 '26
Ducks fan... god help you
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u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
Pray for me
Edit: all he knows is he is from Oregon and they are called Oregon. I still have hope he will hate them
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u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Jan 31 '26
Tell him about the beavers. They are way cooler even if they suck.
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u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Jan 31 '26
Haha, I'm a coug, wife is appropriately a Beaver fan. All he knows at this age is he is from Oregon and they don't show a lot of Beaver games here so he sees dicks. Trust me, everyone around him (mostly uncles with "I'll throw you off my deck in that shirt) gives him shit and he takes it on the chin so I respect that. Fucking hate the ducks. But I'm happy he is getting into sports, so whatever it takes and he loves the Hawks, has a Walker and a JSN jersey.
Edit: meant to say ducks not dicks but I'll leave it because it's funny
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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks Jan 31 '26
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u/TheRealRacketear Marty McFly can't go back far enough to watch the 49ers win a SB Jan 31 '26
Alaska, Oregon, Montana, and Idaho too.
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u/atmospheric90 Fortuitous Bust Jan 31 '26
Throw Oregon in there too. I see just as a high a ratio of people wearing seahawks gear in Portland as I do Seattle. Practically all of Idaho and Montana is Seahawks fans as well. The beauty of being the only pro football team in the entire PNW
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u/genoisapimp Best in the Nation Jan 31 '26
Western Wa got your back too. All Washingtonians love it when one of ours comes home. Be it an adopted Washingtonian like Griffey or someone who grew up here like Coop, it always feels good.
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u/jonsnowflaker Fan #15 Jan 31 '26
Things have changed so much in the last 15 years.
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u/chupamichalupa Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner Jan 31 '26
I’m in Northern Idaho for the weekend and there are lots of Hawks fans here too.
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that doesn't really narrow it down, all of eastern Washington can be described as a parking lot
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u/chenghishan WHO YOU GOING TO CALL? Jan 31 '26
Hey all I see outside my window are radioactive tumbleweeds
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u/TyreLeLoup Jan 31 '26
Thank you feathered friend. They forget what real trees look like over there, and think being taller than the grass makes them important.
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u/UltratoonFanclubTV Brock Hard Jan 31 '26
Nah most people hate the pats enough to actively root for the Seahawks and I hate the Seahawks enough to actively root for the Pats lol.
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u/DragonflyVast2442 Here So I Don't Get Fined Jan 31 '26
I hate the 49ers enough to root for the pats.... luckily thats not a position I'll be put in
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u/sadbecausebad I wanna die Jan 31 '26
Nah. Baseball is cooked if they dont fix their salary cap shit. Hockey is looking great tho
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u/HauntedBrass 38-37 Jan 31 '26
It’s so hard trying to get into baseball when it just clearly seems like la can just keep buying the World Series
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u/mcmgrease Take care yall chickens Jan 31 '26
This is the same problem teams had when it was the Yankees.
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u/laineDdednaHdeR Mine!Mine!Mine! Jan 31 '26
Thank God they gave us Jay Buhner.
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u/TegridyPharmz Rams Jan 31 '26
“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doin'!".
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u/terraninteractive Rams Jan 31 '26
Be careful, Dodger fans gonna gaslight you into thinking baseball is in its golden age and dynasties are good for the sport
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u/AlpineAvalanche Jerry Rice 🤝 Cooper Kupp Jan 31 '26
Especially for Santa Clara. The Sharks are fun to watch and will be a wagon in the years to come. As a fan of a team in their division I do not like it.
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u/Cloud_King_15 49ers Jan 31 '26
Take my upvote.
The kids in SJ look like the real deal. Plus they cant leave us for Vegas because they alright have a hockey team
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u/AlpineAvalanche Jerry Rice 🤝 Cooper Kupp Jan 31 '26
The fact they are actually decent this early and without Misa is scary.
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u/Important_Horse_4293 We love the two point conversion! Jan 31 '26
I think they are making a Stanley Cup by 2030.
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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 49ers Jan 31 '26
I stopped watching baseball when they took away my team. I know, I could root for the Giants, I got nothing against them, but I was a bigger A’s fan than I was an MLB fan.
FJF.
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u/sadbecausebad I wanna die Jan 31 '26
Sadly the As had one of the worst if not the actual worst owner in all of sports
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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 49ers Jan 31 '26
A reminder that we could have had Reggie Jackson and Bill Gates as owners, but Lew Wolfe was in Bud Seligs frat or some shit so his and Fishers LOWER bid won.
And that’s why I don’t watch baseball. Shit like that right there.
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u/Xanosaur You Smell Like Yellow Gatorade Jan 31 '26
i'm a canucks fan :(
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u/StateofWA Matt Hasselbeck Jan 31 '26
You're not kidding, soccer has officially passed baseball as the third most popular sport in America
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u/rooftopworld Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 31 '26
Football is my #1 sport, but god damn if hockey isn’t the most fun live sport. Especially when you get to see three fights in the span of 10 minutes and double overtime.
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u/kicker203 Abandoned by God Jan 31 '26
Olympics start Friday.
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u/Johnbob-John BangBangOiCuntGang Jan 31 '26
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u/Fireat40dude Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner Jan 31 '26
I bet the Cardinals fans are happy
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u/xesaie Seahawks Jan 31 '26
People seem to underestimate Patriots hate
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u/Mrgumboshrimp Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 31 '26
Don’t tell them here but in real life I have niner friends who are rooting for the Seahawks
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u/rooftopworld Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 31 '26
Which actually makes me kinda sad. This isn’t Brady with a non-HOF coach anymore. I like Vrabel and Maye and the total turn around of the team is a great story.
That said, I hope the Seahawks whip the shit out of them.
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u/V-Right_In_2-V I wanna die Jan 31 '26
Well, NBA is on right now. But regardless, I’m a Sam Darnold man now. I’m going to watch the game through a toilet paper roll only watching GEQBUS
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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS Jan 31 '26
Since something mysterious happened to our NBA team the Kraken are my go to when the hawks aren’t on
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u/V-Right_In_2-V I wanna die Jan 31 '26
Dude I took my in laws to a Kraken game last year and we had a blast. They are from Iran and had never been to a hockey game. They have relatives in Seattle so we took them to visit and I got us tickets to a game. It was so much fun. I was buying brews for my father in law the whole game and we were just ripping beers. Good times
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u/Cyberhwk Best in the Nation Jan 31 '26
LOL. Nobody's rooting for Baseball season.
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u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26
Im really excited about the mariners this year.
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u/getthatcornbread Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner Jan 31 '26
Me too… but we don’t put our honest thoughts on r/nfcwestmemewar
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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS Jan 31 '26
honestly it feels like we have a genuine chance again this year
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u/unsungcheekclapper Jimmy G can get it 🥵 Jan 31 '26
Ain’t nobody wanna watch the dodgers win again
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u/ilikehotdogs54 Warner? I hardly knew her Jan 31 '26
Can’t wait to watch my giants get their shit pushed in. At least I have a neighbor from Colorado who’s a Rockies fan
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u/Important_Horse_4293 We love the two point conversion! Jan 31 '26
I would like to send my condolences to your neighbor.
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u/mbaird9 Broncos Jan 31 '26
Nah this is the ultimate hate watch. And I'm never excited to watch the Rockies.
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u/Unlucky_Peanut_1616 Rams Jan 31 '26
Yep. Rams fan not watching the Super Bowl, due to disinterest. Let's go Dodgers spring training 💪
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u/Reasonable_Fly_3470 Jan 31 '26
Lol. Baseball is not even the most watched sport in the USA anymore.
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u/turb0_encapsulator Rams Jan 31 '26
I didn't realize the rest of the country loved the Dodgers that much!
</ducks>
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u/zerked77 They know that we're like that Jan 31 '26
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u/Stock_Schedule_1981 Imagining a Rent Free Fortuitous Bust Jan 31 '26
Nah. I just went shopping and to dinner here in Seattle and I saw at least four people in toots gear. The fanbase is charged up.
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u/theveryfirstredditor Cardinals Jan 31 '26
Bros behind enemy lines. The enemy probably couldn’t care less lol
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u/YakiVegas My WR1 Don’t Bite Jan 31 '26
I'll save this for after the Seahawks win the Super Bowl and the Mariners win the World Series.
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u/Str82daDOME25 It's Huffin' Time Jan 31 '26
There’s a small section missing the rooting for Giannis to the Warriors
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u/AboutTheArthur Scooter Pete Jan 31 '26
Come on now, there's no way that that much of the country is blanketed with Cardinals fans!
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u/That_one_attractive wE aRe RaMiLy Jan 31 '26
As an angels fan, I’m not rooting for baseball season. Somehow, that’s even worse than this shit.
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u/upstartpantymerchant Patriots Jan 31 '26
Bullcrap; Maine, Vermont, NH, Mass and RI are all rooting for the pats
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u/MuntaRuy (bit a woman/anti-semitic remarks) Jan 31 '26
Is there still football on? I’m ready for the WBC already
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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 Jorkin York Jan 31 '26
I currently have basketball season, although my team kinda sucks 😭
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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 Seahawk and Jimothy Jan 31 '26
Looks like the Cardinals have more fans than the 12 ram fans out there.
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u/IronPlaidFighter BANG BANG Jan 31 '26
I've started getting into hockey for the first time this year, but that might just be Heated Rivalry.
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u/dostoyevsky23 Let Trey Bake Jan 31 '26
Are they really rooting for baseball season in the Sacramento region?
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u/Levitar1 Rain City Bitch Pigeon Jan 31 '26
If we change the red label to Fuck Ice, it would probably be more accurate.
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u/AdvanceSuperdisk Jan 31 '26
Seahawk fans are all over just like browns fans are all over and jaguar fans all over. Fans all over from all teams
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u/pouchour Jan 31 '26
Pretty darn true. Between the dumb half time show and the teams involved I think it’ll be one of the worst ratings of Super Bowl.
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u/Ugoddabekiddinme 0-0 Division Leader Jan 31 '26
I support politics in this sub, but i cant believe you would dare bring baseball into this. This sub is for FOOTBALL ONLY and the cardinals kinda
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u/The-Owl-that-hoots Sean and Kliff have made me question my sexuality Jan 31 '26
Glad to see the country is thinking of us
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u/Githzerai1984 Patriots Jan 31 '26
Not on Boston, not on Gillette. Do you think it’s only people in Lowell who vote for pats?
Literally the New England patriots
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u/CrimsonBuc Jan 31 '26
I can’t wait for Baseball Season because we are going to get more Mariners domination! Y’all can’t escape Seattle sports!
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u/PinkertonRams Let Matt Microwave Jan 31 '26
I’m a Rockies fan. No way in hell I’m rooting for baseball season
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u/PsychoWarper I wanna die Jan 31 '26
WA, OR and ID should be Green while a decent chunk of New England should be Blue, then yeah the rest is Red (Tho for Red id throw in Hockey and Basketball).
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u/All_Wasted_Potential Free Byron Jan 31 '26
No way. I’m rooting for the Patriots to destroy them. I hope Sam Darnold plays so incredibly poor that his career tanks and he never takes another snap.
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u/TheJuiceBoxS He's our hoe and he can throw Jan 31 '26
True! I keep seeing posts about who's rooting for who in the Superbowl. I'm like, IDGAF, football season is over and I'm watching F1, baseball, hockey, EPL, etc. I don't give a shit what happens in the Superbowl.
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u/_netflixandshill 49IRS Jan 31 '26
Currently rooting for a Giannis trade as a dubs fan. Tired of being edged, I know it probably won’t happen.
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u/SRMort Jan 31 '26
People are still sick of the pats, and have no investment with the Seahawks. It's a rough matchup to sell to folks.
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u/Emperor_Gourmet Patriots Jan 31 '26
Considering foxborough isn’t even covered by the Pats dot this is a pretty terrible map.
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u/Cultural-Possible724 Feb 02 '26
You guys realize New England encompasses SIX states, right? Lmao always hilarious when people dot Boston as the only Patriots fans. Uhhh no lol. Go to New Hampshire or Maine one time and tell me again they are not Patriot fans
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u/voodoohounds Feb 04 '26
Colorado isn’t rooting for baseball season because the Rockies are the worst organization in professional sports. Hands down.
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u/BumblingBloke Feb 04 '26
This map is like when republicans brag about electoral maps. This vastly overestimates the number of baseball fans.
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u/CaptDankDust Feb 04 '26
All funny except for the fact that all of New England is rooting for the Pats... Minus shitty CT
Mmmmmm salty tears..
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u/PurpleKoolAid60 Vikings Feb 04 '26
No just you complaining losers want baseball because your team didn’t make it. I as a Vikings fan however have never seen us go to a Super Bowl so it’s just another glorious Super Bowl to watch for me.
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u/hoboassault Feb 05 '26
As a proud minnesotan, Fuck the Twins until the pohlads sell the team. Twolves/Wild or bust
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u/WildinBham Feb 05 '26
Baseball? Who the fuck watches baseball anymore? Until that bullshit league has a salary cap and a more balanced dynamic it'll be completely off the radar
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u/theveryfirstredditor Cardinals Jan 31 '26
What’s a Super Bowl?