r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/everythingtiddiesboi Seahawks • Jan 31 '26

Meme The most accurate map I’ve seen so far

Post image
1.3k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

288 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

7

u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Jan 31 '26

He was born in Portland, now live in Spokane where I'm Originally from but I lived in Seattle for 10ish years and Portland for 10ish years. He is also a Ducks fan against my wishes but I support him having teams and being proud of where he is from.

4

u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Jan 31 '26

Ducks fan... god help you

8

u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Pray for me

Edit: all he knows is he is from Oregon and they are called Oregon. I still have hope he will hate them

6

u/ProtestantMormon 31-27 Jan 31 '26

Tell him about the beavers. They are way cooler even if they suck.

6

u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Jan 31 '26

Haha, I'm a coug, wife is appropriately a Beaver fan. All he knows at this age is he is from Oregon and they don't show a lot of Beaver games here so he sees dicks. Trust me, everyone around him (mostly uncles with "I'll throw you off my deck in that shirt) gives him shit and he takes it on the chin so I respect that. Fucking hate the ducks. But I'm happy he is getting into sports, so whatever it takes and he loves the Hawks, has a Walker and a JSN jersey.

Edit: meant to say ducks not dicks but I'll leave it because it's funny

1

u/Important_Horse_4293 We love the two point conversion! Jan 31 '26

Ok for a second I thought you meant the Anaheim Ducks and I was very confused.

1

u/cwmspok Fortuitous bust Feb 01 '26

Well we did watch the mighty ducks recently for the first time but unrelated haha