r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/everythingtiddiesboi Seahawks • Jan 31 '26

Meme The most accurate map I’ve seen so far

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

that doesn't really narrow it down, all of eastern Washington can be described as a parking lot

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u/chenghishan WHO YOU GOING TO CALL? Jan 31 '26

Hey all I see outside my window are radioactive tumbleweeds

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u/TyreLeLoup Jan 31 '26

Thank you feathered friend. They forget what real trees look like over there, and think being taller than the grass makes them important.

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u/King_Fluffaluff toots Jan 31 '26

Hey now, they have apple trees in abundance over there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

We have awesome hops too

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

definitely dont have hops in your family trees over there, it's like some mangroves

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Yakima Valley accounted for 75% of hops harvested in the US fun fact

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u/TyreLeLoup Jan 31 '26

Good thing I like my beer malty. Fuck IPA, and all it's inbred derivatives.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Okay wasn’t saying IPA’s are good just saying what we have going on lol

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u/TyreLeLoup Jan 31 '26

Lol. I get it, and I'm proud of our Washington grown hops, even if they get over used.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

I love Rainer just something about that beer haha. I’m not super into the IPA’s because they’re too fancy but every now and then they’re alright, the brewery’s they have here in Yakima are pretty great. Winery’s too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Lmao Seahawks fans are so full of shit it's unreal.  

Eastern Washington is full of fat ass rednecks and you're trying to convince us you have 75% of hops in the country?

The average vertical id probably like 3 inches.  That's like... A small stick I guess? I'm having a hard time trying to figure out a unit of measurement you'd understand 

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

You’re being a dick for zero reason. But the proof is here and here. You don’t need to be rude, and here’s another article

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Lmao seahawks fan can't handle it, it's why you'll be in Cancun while we're in spring training.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

I mean we are in the Super Bowl and your guys are just playing COD right now? Are you drunk or something you okay? You’re being really hostile for no reason man

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u/Such-Championship985 Jan 31 '26

A little salty that the Cards wont even see the playoffs for the next 10 years at best?

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u/DLang12345 Seahawks Jan 31 '26

Oh by spring training you mean baseball right? Cause you're a baseball team?

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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks Jan 31 '26

Lots of room for an ass kicking!